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| Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by MrDickman: 9:57pm On Jul 20, 2017 |
Mine was when I was In secondary school. Boarding house. Me and my partner victor will sneak to the back of girls hostel and to their dump yard looking for used sanitary pads  Then we be like na Bolu go get this one , #No bolu never fit start to dey menstruate na Laide Go get am # Laide sef still be small girl na precious e go be.. Until one day we were caught . The rest was history. Never seen old victor since then. So many years down the line now. I miss that dude die 2. Still in secondary school I asked a girl in class if she was a virgin. The idiot headed straight like a raging bull into the staff room to report. I was severely dealt to the extent my niggas had to use balm to massage my ass for me in the hostel later that night. No exagerration, I received more than 500 strokes of cane from diffrent teachers that day. 3. Thirdly I was about 23 yrs of age that year. I defaecated on my body. I was suffering from dirrheoa. NYSC camp Adamawa. There was no money so I had to depend on camp food to survive. I later regretted it. It happened during parade. As I ran straight towards the dorm the soldiers were confused as to what was chasing me and ran after me. When they saw my condition they pitied me and even help me get water 183 Likes 11 Shares |
| Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by ExpensiveG: 9:59pm On Jul 20, 2017 |
As I dey travel from LAGOS to ENUGU, omoh !!! I buy LACASERA and GALA I come meet wan fine gal inside our bus, as I dey talk to dey gal, make I use style collect her number. Me and dey gal dey gist about states wey we don visit. Big boy like me, I come dey tell her say, have you been to OBUDU, TROPICANA, Le MERIDIAN.....etc, she was like OMG  Make I throw my LACASERA bottle through Window, I come mistakenly through my PHONE  for inside bush. Dey gal come tell me say, *won't you tell dey driver to stop* . Don't worry about it, I'll get a new one . No be bcuz of my phone, I go make passengers vex with driver, wer I wan even start to look for dey phone even though I tell driver make him stop.Dey thing wey come pain me be say, I no even collect dey gal number... 138 Likes 9 Shares
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| Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Yeligray(m): 10:01pm On Jul 20, 2017 |
That funny moment when buhari said 'i am for everybody, but i belong to nobody'... ;DThat funny moment when buhari said 'i am for everybody, but i belong to nobody'... 18 Likes 4 Shares |
| Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Larwin(m): 10:02pm On Jul 20, 2017 |
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| Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Flashh: 11:17pm On Jul 20, 2017 |
One day, me and my Chinese friend "Zhang Wei", were together in Macau; a young lady called Chin Siu started telling us Q版手办-莉娜-B款. Q版主题手办 莉娜. Q版主题手办-莉娜-B款 Q版 主题 手办 莉娜 B版 手办 : 手办 團體數量眾多，以下只列出較「著名」泛指已多於1次於官方伺服器雄霸排行榜（即霸服）。 本頁面並非招生用，任何招生訊息將會被刪除，謝謝合作。 現有團體 組織標籤 根據地 團體簡述 I fell to laughter, when Chin Siu told us 又名SK，起於東亞比較出名的成員是，其餘成員很少出現。 It all happened to me in China. Very funny day. 209 Likes 25 Shares |
| Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by adonbilivit: 11:17pm On Jul 20, 2017 |
To be honest, it was when I was about 8. Had a crush on this girl then, wanted to be with her and would always go stand by the tree close to her house just so I could be seeing her. We lived in the same neighborhood for over 10 years and I never talked to her nor touched her. Her name was Aisha and I am a flattino. So, as a flattino that's married to an afonja, it cracks me up whenever i reminisce on falling for an aboki 51 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Nobody: 11:17pm On Jul 20, 2017 |
Anytime i read this comment i start laughing 31 Likes 2 Shares
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| Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Buking1: 11:17pm On Jul 20, 2017 |
Hhhm Nothing sweetie like been in village square in those days Which u can get here https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.sabichat.app 2 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by indodon(m): 11:17pm On Jul 20, 2017 |
back in the days.. I grew up in one ghetto like that in k town.. back then, if one person wan Shi*, him go go call at least two more people and be like 'zo mu ge opice' (come let's go to the office) and the office used to be uncompleted buildings,, if enter there eh chai no where to put leg but still we still shit in group 21 Likes |
| Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Blessytee(f): 11:18pm On Jul 20, 2017 |
just passing by 3 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by oviejnr(m): 11:18pm On Jul 20, 2017 |
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| Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by hakeem4(m): 11:18pm On Jul 20, 2017 |
Like 2 years ago, I went to computer village to buy a phone. I had already asked one of my friend who sells uk used phone and he told me the uk used was around 14k then. But when I got to computer village and I saw the same phone on the floor, then I asked the seller he said 7k last. In my mind I was like I'm going to scam him, I priced up to 4K then he replied me with " oga why you dey do like this don't you know the price outside ?". Then we agreed 6k, as I wanted to give him the money he said police were around and they might harass me because I won't have a receipt for the phone I bought. So we started going away from the area then we got to where was it was safe then we transacted our business. As soon as I boarded the bus back home I remember I didn't buy ear phones for me to listen to music with my phone. I forget about it sha. 5 mins into the journey I noticed something was smelling like fufu. I just shouted in yoruba " who's smelling like fufu na" people started laughing. Let me just bring out my phone to check time as I pressed the red button I saw fufu ... I was just sweating even as the breeze was blowing But when I remember about the story today it makes me laugh 178 Likes 8 Shares
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| Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Narldon: 11:18pm On Jul 20, 2017 |
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| Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Nobody: 11:19pm On Jul 20, 2017 |
The Lies on this thread will basically come from Romancelanders  16 Likes |
| Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by RealHaute: 11:19pm On Jul 20, 2017 |
What did I just read? Used sanitary pads? I'm not that e-crazy abeg.My funniest memory was when pocohantas created a topic and mentioned lalastic.lala. As Lala was ushering her to FP she suddenly slipped and fell in front of vaseline crew. Hmm....overcatwalking dey break leg. 13 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Flexherbal(m): 11:20pm On Jul 20, 2017 |
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| Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Nobody: 11:20pm On Jul 20, 2017 |
Mine happened 4 years ago, just finished driving school and was cruzing with my New ride. I was jejely playing one psquare song and all of a sudden, it feels as though there was an earthquake.. I look at the side mirror and behold, Dangote trailer was coming behind me with full speed. The horn of that trailer nearly made me to jump out of my skin.. The rest is history anyway.. Just that I didn't drive till after a month later.. 37 Likes 6 Shares |
| Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Blackie46(m): 11:20pm On Jul 20, 2017 |
Can't forget the day I escorted a female friend to her house late at night. She warned me to go back after I escorted her midway but I was too foolish or perhaps was trying to impress her more. I got to her gate and she entered her house and baded me goodbye. As I turned to return home, I realised how foolishly I acted. The night was dark and silent. I was not even holding a torchlight. I just maned up and started running back home. I cried and prayed silently and the journey appeared longer. I dipped my leg into a big mud but it was too insignificant to get me worried. I was damn scared that night. Thank God I didn't poo in my pant. 138 Likes 5 Shares |
| Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by deepwater(f): 11:20pm On Jul 20, 2017 |
Whenever I think about NwaAmaikpe, I just 46 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by onosprince(m): 11:20pm On Jul 20, 2017 |
| Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by youngbravian(m): 11:21pm On Jul 20, 2017 |
ExpensiveG: lol..I never c loser wae pass yhu 14 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by iamwoods(m): 11:21pm On Jul 20, 2017 |
i remeber when we just bought a new ball and all dem senior collect from us and asking us to even bring all d money with us out for them,the thing pain me i swear,, 3 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by thickminaj(f): 11:22pm On Jul 20, 2017 |
I remember the day I got my first phone... After buying it... I boarded a bus... After some minutes I felt lyk touching my new phone.. Lo nd behold it wasn't there... It was like a dream.. Tears hv filled my eyes... I came down from the bus... Trekked to where I got the phone... With no chance of getting my phone I went home sad... I refused to talk to anybody after playing sad songs.. Nd crying my eyes out .. I started undressing... I felt Sumtin at my bck pocket... It was d yeye phone...  .. Anytime I remember ...192 Likes 4 Shares |
| Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by wildcatter23(m): 11:22pm On Jul 20, 2017 |
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| Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by oviejnr(m): 11:22pm On Jul 20, 2017 |
Yeligray:Come here!! what has Buhari got to do with this? 9 Likes
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| Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by shortgun(m): 11:23pm On Jul 20, 2017 |
Na so..we are listening 1 Like |
| Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by ExpensiveG: 11:23pm On Jul 20, 2017 |
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| Re: Share Those Funny Memories That Make You Laugh Till Date by Timinho23: 11:23pm On Jul 20, 2017 |
so funny. I was just ten, and drank a little bit of brandy. not bad though! however, was so foolish to have gone to meet mum immediately to ask something. The breath gave me out. 10 Likes 4 Shares |
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