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Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by adaksbullet: 10:11pm On Jul 22, 2017
makapella:
don't mention me again boy,not until u HV received sense from the good lord.
ode



Goan die;-\

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Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by johnbuck81(m): 10:16pm On Jul 22, 2017
estheremma:
when i was about 10,my immediate younger bro was always so sicky,one day he was vomitting n our dad gave him Avomine(hope i spelt it right).he woke up from sleep disoriented n said,"all these money flying about,who owns it?",i pick serious race to my mums shop,i was really panting,i told her that kid bro had gone mad!when they came back,mum had to give him something to neutralize d drugs,he is married now,we still laugh over it
this story made me to laugh... see how am laughing n rolling all over my bed.

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Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by hideraoluwa(f): 10:16pm On Jul 22, 2017
grin

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Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by holatin(m): 10:22pm On Jul 22, 2017
muller101:
see how dirty ur mind is grin
stop trolling me if u re not in love with me as I claim
Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by holatin(m): 10:23pm On Jul 22, 2017
hideraoluwa:
I Sucked Hell Out Of My Right Thumb With D Assistance Of My Shukulu Nipple Then.. I Stopped When I Was In Jss2! cheesy
is dat the only thing you love suckung idera
Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by labake1(f): 10:24pm On Jul 22, 2017
peeparty:
So this random thought just came to my mind...

I couldn't just stop laughing.

I had this friend of mine, when ever he came visiting, I will escort him to his house, he will escort me back, I will escort him again, he will do the same .We kept going back and forth until my mother or his mother will Shout shout shout ooo!!!


Share yours.
#just for fun.







Awww this is my friend and I cheesy grin
We are so used to it till now

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Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by Cheifokonko(m): 10:27pm On Jul 22, 2017
Jss 2.... age 7
how?

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Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by Nobody: 10:30pm On Jul 22, 2017
Try and wear a bra before coming.. Thank you
wunmi590:
I am here to read lies.

Would come back

Walks out of thread
Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by Holypapa1(m): 10:31pm On Jul 22, 2017
As a child I did a lot of crazy things but the 1 rember always is using nylon as much as me and my friends can get then, we will use it to form a round leather ball. Then we will play if Me and my friend win against by kid bro and his we will be singing, when Nigeria win Brazil Bebeto start to dea cry. Then my kid bro will cry and cry... Kai childhood was fun.

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Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by Abumighty(m): 10:34pm On Jul 22, 2017
krissconnect:
Lol op, na village people carry your matter for head back den oo.

Well, when I was a kid,I can remember when I fell critically ill, in my sick bed i saw policemen on the hospital room,they kept aiming their guns at me,little did I know it was a trance. So when I became healthy again after some weeks,I started hiding my face from policemen each time I got to their checkpoint, I thought I was wanted by them.
this one got me tho
Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by Elvidence(m): 10:36pm On Jul 22, 2017
[quote author=makapella post=58733059]r.I.p boy,u r d latest slowpoke in planet earth.
Ur English can send Lazarus back to d grave thereby making ma Jesus look weak but God pass u..I ban u on dz forum. I taya for dt English

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Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by moseph(f): 10:44pm On Jul 22, 2017
I remember my parents and siblings telling me I talk in my sleep any day I play too much.I can remember them telling me I was shouting "bring the soup down"

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Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by balosunky(m): 10:44pm On Jul 22, 2017
adaksbullet:
I'm remembered when I'm still an small boy off 7yr old grin we are 25 ppls on mine class and am carryed 22 post cheesy....wen am showed mine frnd whot am carryed, he stat too shout that am carryed second shocked ....am show another ppl and his sayed am carryed second naso am used eraser and water too clean one 2 out off the two 2 cheesy........am riched home, gived mine dad mine result and his telled me we'll done mine son, am happy cheesy......on the second day, his called me that we are go too mine sch too seen mine teacher shocked.....omo naso am telled him that we are two that carryed 2nd on mine class o, that his mine techer that his used eraser too clean my report card o shocked..........omo these man his carryed me rich sch o shocked,......mine techer his beated me eh angry ( uncu mike, he we not be well whit u any wheir u are angry )......I'm chop Cain sotey mine left hand his brakeangry...........am alway laugh any days am remembered these story, while am I lie that year sef? cheesy
From the way you spoketh I swear I believe you grin

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Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by Ginaz(f): 10:47pm On Jul 22, 2017
It is a must that whenever I'm going to school she must have to buy me "DODO " to eat with my rice. Failure to do that always resulted in wailing and tears.

Well, she beat the hell out of me one day, that was how my "fried plantain" fetish ended.

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Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by kullozone(m): 10:48pm On Jul 22, 2017
I used to lick stone and inhale dust when I was young... The stone tasted like something we called calabar (don't know the real name) back then.

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Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by hideraoluwa(f): 10:49pm On Jul 22, 2017
holatin:
is dat the only thing you love suckung idera
yup! Any Problem?
Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by Rukky55(f): 10:56pm On Jul 22, 2017
adaksbullet:
I'm remembered when I'm still an small boy off 7yr old grin we are 25 ppls on mine class and am carryed 22 post cheesy....wen am showed mine frnd whot am carryed, he stat too shout that am carryed second shocked ....am show another ppl and his sayed am carryed second naso am used eraser and water too clean one 2 out off the two 2 cheesy........am riched home, gived mine dad mine result and his telled me we'll done mine son, am happy cheesy......on the second day, his called me that we are go too mine sch too seen mine teacher shocked.....omo naso am telled him that we are two that carryed 2nd on mine class o, that his mine techer that his used eraser too clean my report card o shocked..........omo these man his carryed me rich sch o shocked,......mine techer his beated me eh angry ( uncu mike, he we not be well whit u any wheir u are angry )......I'm chop Cain sotey mine left hand his brakeangry...........am alway laugh any days am remembered these story, while am I lie that year sef? cheesy
READING UR COMMENT MKS MY HEAD HOT.ADAKSBULLET UR SPELLING ARE FULL OF BULLET WORDS
Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by easzypeaszy(m): 11:00pm On Jul 22, 2017
I smoked weed like he ain't notin thou I ws kid bt still i run dem..dey lock me..what easzy went thrgh..nobdy watch me or care fr d evil I do..And even if my birthday was a course day, I put evil in first place in d worst way..
Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by Iduatei(m): 11:03pm On Jul 22, 2017
OkoYibo:
I was always involved in Mummy and Daddy play.

My kid bro was always the houseboy. That was until he told me in the presence of my parents while eating that he was tired of being the houseboy and he too wanted to be daddy and do what I used to do.

My brethren, that day my parents beat me like a drum.



Kuku kill me

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Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by offishialpablo: 11:10pm On Jul 22, 2017
Bisi799:
I used to do mummy and daddy a lot as a child
your pussy is as wide as
Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by DavidDplaymaker(m): 11:20pm On Jul 22, 2017
remi1444:
I wore my uniform through out the week without washing it until my English teacher disgraced me in class and my crush laughed most as if she was being paid, I think I was in JSS2 aged 7. thanks to my mom and foster Mom and female nxt door school mate (achebe blessing) she taught me personal hygiene, but she beat sha ooo...I revenged before we left secondary school.
when ever I gave this incident a taught I can't just help but laugh.
Irep
UBIAJA COMMUNITY SECONDARY SCHOOL UBIAJA.
You can never be 7 years old in JSS 2. That means you were 11 when you left secondary school?
Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by Iduatei(m): 11:20pm On Jul 22, 2017
adaksbullet:
whot his these on his saying again? Have u ate tonight? His ur head sound OK too ur ear? His it not do gbamgbam





Guy i ignored d first one now you don come again, kuku kill me self kilode
Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by davillian(m): 11:21pm On Jul 22, 2017
Hmmmm I regularly attack people that has offended me anytime they have water on their head.
Me: you remember say u yab my mama ba
Friend : dan no vex na na mistake
Me : I tell you say I go catch but u say I no fit ba
Friend : sorry I no go yab your mama again
Me: ok.
The next thing, that will follow is a punch both the bucket and the person will fall and I will just go inside the room.
After like 5mins na serious quarrel for front of my house.
Hehehehehe. But mumc will always defend me weda I'm right or wrong.

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Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by Eaglesence(f): 11:22pm On Jul 22, 2017
adaksbullet:
whot his these on his saying again? Have u ate tonight? His ur head sound OK too ur ear? His it not do gbamgbam

Looooool guy u dey craze oo grin grin

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Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by kullozone(m): 11:24pm On Jul 22, 2017
remi1444:
I wore my uniform through out the week without washing it until my English teacher disgraced me in class and my crush laughed most as if she was being paid, I think I was in JSS2 aged 7. thanks to my mom and foster Mom and female nxt door school mate (achebe blessing) she taught me personal hygiene, but she beat sha ooo...I revenged before we left secondary school.
when ever I gave this incident a taught I can't just help but laugh.
Irep
UBIAJA COMMUNITY SECONDARY SCHOOL UBIAJA.

Lmao!
But you can't be in jss2 at age 7 na?

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Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by Youngtrice(m): 11:26pm On Jul 22, 2017
krissconnect:
Lol op, na village people carry your matter for head back den oo.

Well, when I was a kid,I can remember when I fell critically ill, in my sick bed i saw policemen on the hospital room,they kept aiming their guns at me,little did I know it was a trance. So when I became healthy again after some weeks,I started hiding my face from policemen each time I got to their checkpoint, I thought I was wanted by them.
Had similar experience whenever i was very ill.
Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by Eaglesence(f): 11:26pm On Jul 22, 2017
Cheifokonko:
Jss 2.... age 7
how?


Like said, I came to read lies grin

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Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by Iduatei(m): 11:27pm On Jul 22, 2017
davillian:
Hmmmm I regularly attack people that has offended me anytime they have water on their head.
Me: you remember say u yab my mama ba
Friend : dan no vex na na mistake
Me : I tell you say I go catch but u say I no fit ba
Friend : sorry I no go yab your mama again
Me: ok.
The next thing, that will follow is a punch both the bucket and the person will fall and I will just go inside the room.
After like 5mins na serious quarrel for front of my house.
Hehehehehe. But mumc will always defend me weda I'm right or wrong.





You sound like my neighbor and her son, this woman would defend her son ehh. Even if e is caught in the act she would still defend him..... In her words wen e was caught stealing, na small pikin na you no go blame ham at age 17 oh

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Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by Eaglesence(f): 11:33pm On Jul 22, 2017
Rukky55:
READING UR COMMENT MKS MY HEAD HOT.ADAKSBULLET UR SPELLING ARE FULL OF BULLET WORDS

You people don't still get it, that he is deliberate in his writing style No nonsensical though. grin

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Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by hideraoluwa(f): 11:45pm On Jul 22, 2017
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Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by Maglorix(m): 12:08am On Jul 23, 2017
used to do daddy and mummy then,I don't even know who explained sex to me or how I knew about t,I just know I tried making love then when I was 8......I had a terrible phobia for teddy bears too.......I also had this trouser I loved so much that I would even wear t when wet just because my crush told me she liked t...God I mumu dah year sha

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Re: Share Your Funny Childhood Behavior by jfleece(m): 12:19am On Jul 23, 2017
Well as a child, I was always close to girls.. We would play hide and seek.. And still do "touchy" touchy " ;DWell as a child, I was always close to girls.. We would play hide and seek.. And still do "touchy" touchy "

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