Bisi799:
I used to do mummy and daddy a lot as a child

adaksbullet:
I'm remembered when I'm still an small boy off 7yr old we are 25 ppls on mine class and am carryed 22 post ....wen am showed mine frnd whot am carryed, he stat too shout that am carryed second ....am show another ppl and his sayed am carryed second naso am used eraser and water too clean one 2 out off the two 2 ........am riched home, gived mine dad mine result and his telled me we'll done mine son, am happy ......on the second day, his called me that we are go too mine sch too seen mine teacher .....omo naso am telled him that we are two that carryed 2nd on mine class o, that his mine techer that his used eraser too clean my report card o ..........omo these man his carryed me rich sch o ,......mine techer his beated me eh ( uncu mike, he we not be well whit u any wheir u are )......I'm chop Cain sotey mine left hand his brake...........am alway laugh any days am remembered these story, while am I lie that year sef?

makapella:
r.I.p boy,u r d latest slowpoke in planet earth.
Ur English can send Lazarus back to d grave thereby making ma Jesus look weak but God pass u..I ban u on dz forum

moseph:
I remember my parents and siblings telling me I talk in my sleep any day I play too much.I can remember them telling me I was shouting "bring the soup down"

adaksbullet:
I'm remembered when I'm still an small boy off 7yr old we are 25 ppls on mine class and am carryed 22 post ....wen am showed mine frnd whot am carryed, he stat too shout that am carryed second ....am show another ppl and his sayed am carryed second naso am used eraser and water too clean one 2 out off the two 2 ........am riched home, gived mine dad mine result and his telled me we'll done mine son, am happy ......on the second day, his called me that we are go too mine sch too seen mine teacher .....omo naso am telled him that we are two that carryed 2nd on mine class o, that his mine techer that his used eraser too clean my report card o ..........omo these man his carryed me rich sch o ,......mine techer his beated me eh ( uncu mike, he we not be well whit u any wheir u are )......I'm chop Cain sotey mine left hand his brake...........am alway laugh any days am remembered these story, while am I lie that year sef?

OkoYibo:


Happy Birthday. Remember to 'bring the soup down' here.

holatin:
re you sure, you ve changed.

malice no dey leave body like other bad act

estheremma:
when i was about 10,my immediate younger bro was always so sicky,one day he was vomitting n our dad gave him Avomine(hope i spelt it right).he woke up from sleep disoriented n said,"all these money flying about,who owns it?",i pick serious race to my mums shop,i was really panting,i told her that kid bro had gone mad!when they came back,mum had to give him something to neutralize d drugs,he is married now,we still laugh over it

Iduatei:






You sound like my neighbor and her son, this woman would defend her son ehh. Even if e is caught in the act she would still defend him..... In her words wen e was caught stealing, na small pikin na you no go blame ham at age 17 oh

hideraoluwa:
yup! Any Problem?

junnaiskye:
I've changed o Haven't kept malice since i was 10.

kullozone:


Lmao!
But you can't be in jss2 at age 7 na?

estheremma:
when i was about 10,my immediate younger bro was always so sicky,one day he was vomitting n our dad gave him Avomine(hope i spelt it right).he woke up from sleep disoriented n said,"all these money flying about,who owns it?",i pick serious race to my mums shop,i was really panting,i told her that kid bro had gone mad!when they came back,mum had to give him something to neutralize d drugs,he is married now,we still laugh over it

erisegun:
dose days me i love playing rubber.... bet dem dey always chop me

Bisi799:
I used to do mummy and daddy a lot as a child

Rukky55:
READING UR COMMENT MKS MY HEAD HOT.ADAKSBULLET UR SPELLING ARE FULL OF BULLET WORDS

Eaglesence:


You people don't still get it, that he is deliberate in his writing style No nonsensical though.

Iduatei:






Guy i ignored d first one now you don come again, kuku kill me self kilode

holatin:
cus someone told me you love sucking something else

soberdrunk:
As a child i had the habit of "sleep walking' to 'aunty Elizabeth's'(our housemaid) room every night and 'sleep walking' back to my room at dawn before anyone else wakes up, i remember aunty Elizabeth always putting something in my mouth and i used to feel very weak whenever i was leaving her room.....

hfeetham0:
I always looked up to getting a bite from a spider so I can spawn webs and fly over the earth not until I realized you need 2 perfectly round balls to do this..

remi1444:
I wore my uniform through out the week without washing it until my English teacher disgraced me in class and my crush laughed most as if she was being paid, I think I was in JSS2 aged 7. thanks to my mom and foster Mom and female nxt door school mate (achebe blessing) she taught me personal hygiene, but she beat sha ooo...I revenged before we left secondary school.
when ever I gave this incident a taught I can't just help but laugh.
Irep
UBIAJA COMMUNITY SECONDARY SCHOOL UBIAJA.

Camlot000007:
Toothpaste was the latest then and can't stop eating bread with toothpaste then even when there are surplus of butter at home

inthemirror09i:
big congrats to yesterday's winners. it could not have been achieved without God almighty.. anyone can be a winner!!
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