How to know if the wítches in your village are following you

0. When you have jamb exam on Thursday and u forgot and went on Friday.

1. When you wrote jamb and scored 350 for medicine and you were given admsn to read insurance.

2. When u wrote 10 papers and when result was posted, you saw 5 Co's and 5 absent. My guy, beware

3. When you finally rectify ur papers and passed ur Co's and in your final year, your name was posted for service. You went to complain and was told that your file doesn't exist. Guy u need fasting

4. When you read for 3 months, scored 35 in ur continuous assessment and you get to exam hall and forgot all that have read.

5. When you have paper by 2pm and it has been shifted to 10 am, you get to Hall by 2:30pm and realise them don close gate.

6. When you dey download movie of 1.5gb and at 1.49gb, ur phone restart.

7. When you are writing and online test and you wanted to click on submit bcox you have 30 seconds left then your laptop battery just shake.

Add yours. What happened to you before that made you think na the witch 4 ur village do u.

When you want to click submit during JAMB CBT and the system switched off and can't be restored

the online test one funny me pass.. Lol

Got 6 Distinction, 2 Credit In Waec Bt Physics E8 After Scoring 261 In Jamb, 63 In Jamb Physics......God Go Judge The Witches!

When you order for Fanta at a wedding and malt arrived later

When u wan f u c k ya girl and ya parent arrives lol

Lol

When you live in lekki,but you need canoe to cross your compound


Eskiss me saah,you need to buy white and black goat for your village pple

Forget about the witches.

op, why did you start numbering with '0' ?

When you are in Port Harcourt and you cannot attended a free program like this, learn how you can get scholarship and collect free item 7 ontop

When you are in Port Harcourt and you cannot attended a free program like this, learn how you can get scholarship and collect item 7 on top

Osinachi1:
Forget about the witches.

op, why did you start numbering with '0' ?

He forgot to add number 8

8. When you start numbering from 0 instead of 1.

I suppose he was trying to write code... Yeye

when you have exam by 10am and you wake up at 9:50am and start cooking beans

Osinachi1:
Forget about the witches.

op, why did you start numbering with '0' ?

Witches are following op himself

When your babe cheats on you with your father, uncle , cousins, younger brothers , neighbor, best friend, enemy, babalawo, Alfa, pastor, boss,, councilor, governor , Nnamdi kanu,, shekau, bokoharam member, militant, excon, Facebook friends,

My nigga better go and pray

That moment when u and a gurl exchanged contacts on social media, and she called u immediatly then u picked the call and yur phn wnt off....

Happend to me on fb...the gurl made me look as if i was afraid to talk to her on phn..lol

No 6 need not happen if you are on torrent

WhEN one game denies you from winning 15m on bet9ja

When you answer your phone and the caller said: ''I am pleased to inform you that you have been offered an appointment by our firm. Before you can move into your official residence and collect your car, please get a pen and take down the following information crucial to your documentation tomorrow unfailingly.'' As you say you are ready to write, you phone goes off. You quickly inserted your spare battery only to discover that the number can not be called back. My brother, your sacrificial animal na live hippopotamus!

When u stake your school fees on Barcelona vs MFM over 1.5 goals and dey play 1-0.. 90th minute Messi com loose penalty!!!

Osinachi1:
Forget about the witches.
op, why did you start numbering with '0' ?

guy numbering in mathematics starts from 0,the op is on point

that number six no be here oo. I nearly cried when i wasted 1.4gb downloading a 1.5gb file, my phone went off when it was remaining 1mb to complete. I inserted another battery only for it to say download cancelled

kaybestt:
when you have exam by 10am and you wake up at 9:50am and start cooking beans

but you funny ooo

rollybest:

guy numbering in mathematics starts from 0,the op is on point

Sha nah NL you they solve maths??

when you submit your question paper and you took your answer booklet home.

Have exams by 8:00am. Wake up by 7:40am and start cooking beans.

when you mistakenly slap your father in place of your brother... Lol :Dwhen you mistakenly slap your father in place of your brother... Lol