toygod2:


Hell nah, but i am a disciplinarian.
Infact, when i eventually marry my wife, na me go dey hold her phone. Lolol

you aren't serious......

ajokebelle:

Lol

The cane enter you?

Still enjoying the immunity of the last born. Even my wife join the immunity

BiafraBushBoy:




The cane enter you?

The cane enter small.......

Is not like that for me o. Those my useless sisters nearly starved me death. Pap and mom travel a lot and will leave me behind with those witches. They only feed me when they know our parents are coming back. Imagine being a boy and ur seniors are girls, that's when u will know business have just gone south. because of them I know how to cook and keep my room clean. Respect to my sisters.

BroZuma:


I hail you plus all the firstborns that were used as burnt offerings and experiments on parenting...

nah us nah..

ajokebelle:

The cane enter small.......

Good... no do me that kain face again... unless you wan kiss... if not... na

ImaIma1:
I have 5 older ones and i am the last...the unofficial housegirl. Errands were for me but i made money. I went to polish shoes in the morning, cooked, did dishes...name it. I was the one my siblings pushed to make requests from my parents.
I remember one of my brothers always looking for change before he sent me on an errand because mallam never had change. I never brought back change. . I washed my brother's clothes but not after we negotiated price. We would bargain and bargain. I was a little terrorist.
But i got attention and stuffs easily from them.

Collected money to do their laundry too,especially my senior brother, was extremely lazy but it was good business for me . If he doesn't have money to pay then and I refused washing, he'd beat me up , threaten me, locked me in

Chai! I miss my siblings and childhood !

Can be so frustrating especially if your father is neither Obama or Buhari(that's is Una no get money). Am the last and the only son. But the love and attention is breathtaking. Am the last but the most important that's the phrase I choke my sisters with everyday. I rep the Apehs !

smithsydny:
nah us nah..

You'll live long and prosper.

I wasn't the last born but I wish I was. My parents spoilt that girl. No matter what she did wrong, my parents would just said she's still a child. She got anything she wanted. She was just too over pampered

Afe11:
Wah you mean man? Everybody was last born as some point ��

Yeah. Bt 'last' in the sense your parents have decided no more population increase.

Deefuray:
I'm here to read comments
I was the last born for 8 years until momma decided to surprise me with a little sister....

Wow. You've been relieved off the position. So how was it during the eight years? Bitter/pampered?

BroZuma:


You'll live long and prosper.

and you baba.. To be 1 no be joke ooo.. Our load big pass buhari own.. But we lead others follow.

giftedben:
Is not like that for me o. Those my useless sisters nearly starved me death. Pap and mom travel a lot and will leave me behind with those witches. They only feed me when they know our parents are coming back. Imagine being a boy and ur seniors are girls, that's when u will know business have just gone south. because of them I know how to cook and keep my room clean. Respect to my sisters.

No be small bully you get as elders

toygod2:
Nothing to share, as i was not the last born.
In short, i have never been last in anything

ya...u were d fastest sperm in d midst of millions

I was the original last born of d house before two boys overshadowed me, from the period of my lastbornhood (lol) I enjoy nor b lie, they must cook n carry food to church for me, I nor dy waka at all(my 2 sisters suffer sha!!!), I must watch movie every morning before going to school. They our last born now(Jesus) d guy lazy die, u must gv him money before dm go message for u n u nor dy ever see ur change ooo!! The guy dy enjoy I swear, the guy shoe collection even my Wey b adult dy Tripp for dem. last born fy enjoy sha

gentlechyke:


Wow. You've been relieved off the position. So how was it during the eight years? Bitter/pampered?

overly pampered.... till date I'm still my father's favorite, and I still exhibit these "last born traits"

omoh! Last born for my house dey suffer oo..Im na messenger..He don suffer for my hand wella and my mother no dey send.u must do work.. The only part he enjoys is the money and free gift. Dahz all..
Anyways he's the coolest and smartest of us all minus me sha .
Love my kidbro to the moon and bk

Hype,nothing dey inside

Deefuray:


overly pampered.... till date I'm still my father's favorite, and I still exhibit these "last born traits"

What's your IG ID?

JAMB QUESTION;

Which country in the world does not have a President?

Even till now my people in Hong Kong call me in Lagos to come do the dishes Chia, Last born

justscorchone:
What's your IG ID?

deefuray

shinarlaura:
I wasn't the last born but I wish I was. My parents spoilt that girl. No matter what she did wrong, my parents would just said she's still a child. She got anything she wanted. She was just too over pampered

Eh seriously, oya aw pamper you and at same time spoil you well eh

;DSeriously been the last born is not easy at all...growing up washing plate was one tin i hated to the core! They mess evrytin and left it for me to wash...chaii come and see me with vex wen washing dose plate
Wen its tym to share smtin i wil be the last to collect when dey av already selected the big big one's... Tho i was a pet shaa cox anytin i asked for my dad will always do it for me...but the issue of sending msg my Mum can send for africa! U wil go one msg lyk 3 times haba...nd if u frown ur face her knock eeeh... It can reset ur brain to default setting i receive dat knock tire cox i was kind of stubborn shaa cox dey now tink is my right to be errand boy...especially dat of my elder sister until one day oo i was playing football with my mate the nxt tin my sis appeared there! And gave me hot slap from de back... Shuu i shock the tin enter shaa my play mates begin laugh at me...
I endure nd started heading home as if it was not enough my sister followed me and gave me another hot slap...geez i pause!! Turn i couldn't take it any longer and ppl wer watching us...she was taller dan me i was vry small dat time i jump nd gave her gave her one powerful blow omo the girl shock i din't stop... With tears in my eyes i rush her see blow... Na dat day i knw say girls are no match to boys no how small.. Punch her both breast, face, stomach... She didn't expect dat fight back honestly i surprised her... Since after dat day she nd my other sis gv me my way for dat hus...na so i take get immunity oo u dare not shout at me or force me do smtin...is either u beg me or drop smtin for me or else u do it ur self! Bt daz waz for them ooo nt for my mumsy ooo...she get am for knock A1...
Tho...dose my sisters are married now...wen i visit dem we do talk abt dose tins and laugh over it... #memories
Even uptil now i still dey do all dis small small chores...na only me nd my parents dey now

Michelle55:
naaah... lastborn keh? impossicant. mom still dey reason why God bless am with 1,me I dey tank God say im no send person follow me cos I for use message take kee am cos I can send message for Africa. and I no dey like divided attention, e dey pain me reach blood. but I wouldn't mind having a sibling Now cos I don foresee heavy responsibilities waiting for me, so little ones please you can all come now.

oguta rock,all the way from oguta 2,agwa

Siblings keep looking down on me and still see me as a kid up to this moment I'm typing this comment.

Martin0:
Eh seriously, oya aw pamper you and at same time spoil you well eh

. I need small of the spoiling. Thank God I have u

I remember series of events that time would not permit been a last born wasn't easy...but now am a king sha

Am the first born... But our last born is smart and hard working, infact he do most of the duties not that he is a slave oo he is just hard working...

As the last born here, nothing soo special, no much pampering, the last born syndrome one of the reasons I strive to be a man of my own, Atimes my immediate elder Sis treated like the last by mum....All the same..i never act or show it