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| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 10:45pm On Aug 08, 2017 |
AT Home U Can't Sleep Without Switching Off Ur Small Radio But U Can Sleep In Church With 8 Speakers Blasting In Ur Ear...It Is Called Demonic Soft Work* ;d ;d 10 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 10:46pm On Aug 08, 2017 |
#You call yourself a player but you don't even have HIV
Come one man .. We want proof  3 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:05pm On Aug 08, 2017 |
A young girl after her honeymoon fully
exhausted and tired. When her friends
asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me he
has saved a lot from last 50 years…
“I thought It was MONEY” 6 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:06pm On Aug 08, 2017 |
Stupidity is when you lick a girl with your
bare tongue and later sex her with condom.
what are you preventing? catarrh or
headache? 2 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:07pm On Aug 08, 2017 |
Some Girls are funny, They will tell a Guy
that “It’s over between us”. When the Guy
says “Okay”, She will be like “Just Like that?”.
What were you expecting? Closing ceremony
or Vote of Thanks?? 11 Likes |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:15pm On Aug 08, 2017 |
You know your mum is a Nigerian When she scolds you for using your left hand to collect money from the Atm machine. 4 Likes |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:17pm On Aug 08, 2017 |
You know your mum is a Nigerian When after shouting from morning to evening , she ends it with "after you people will say I'm shouting" 10 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:19pm On Aug 08, 2017 |
You know your mum is Nigerian When
You ask: Mom, where do I keep the bag?
And she replies: Put it on my head 6 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:26pm On Aug 08, 2017 |
I was with my girlfriend in my room..hmmm dis weather...after some minutes she told me " bae make me feel like a woman" I quickly stood up and collected all dirty clothes and gave her to wash. She suddenly left* *But I think she has gone to buy soap* 14 Likes |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:34pm On Aug 08, 2017 |
Some girls don't even gym but still look physically fit cos of running from one man to another ;d ;d 5 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 3:20pm On Aug 10, 2017 |
That moment when your battery is at 3% and you see your Boss upload pictures of himself and his family. And wanting to impress him, you quickly comment "cool pics" but auto correct changes it to "cool pigs" and your battery runs out! Don't even bother explaining, pal, just find another job 12 Likes 2 Shares |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by darlenese(f): 2:27pm On Aug 11, 2017 |
thanks everyone for making me laugh this hard, I was feeling very ill and never knew laughter could make me feel better, wow! I love the jokes 8 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by cyborg123(m): 10:09pm On Aug 11, 2017 |
Very good attempt OP. |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 10:01pm On Aug 13, 2017 |
#Nobody is Single, its either you are snatching someone's Boo, or you are Sharing. The most important thing is to be the Highest Shareholder. ...... 3 Likes |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 10:02pm On Aug 13, 2017 |
#Somewhere on Facebook there are two people who fell in Love, Dated and Broke up Even before they could even meet ... 3 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 10:03pm On Aug 13, 2017 |
#Yoruba people shaa...how can you go for a burial ceremony and you're complaining that the salt Is too much?? Please MA, that food was cooked in tears 2 Likes |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 10:04pm On Aug 13, 2017 |
#I love Indians the men will just sing at the roof of a house and his girlfriend will come outside and run after him... In Nigeria if you like sing Timi dakolo track with a Lil of T'jan songs ... She will still tell you my daddy is around I can't come ..... 2 Likes |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 10:05pm On Aug 13, 2017 |
#Everything is changing, even pregnancy is no longer 9 months again
Somebody will get married in April & give birth in August 3 Likes |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 10:06pm On Aug 13, 2017 |
#Some guys are funny, they will be proposing to a girl like... sweetie you are the sunshine of my life... you are the rain that falls across my heart... without you my days are cloudy..........My brother are you reading weather forecast report. 2 Likes |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 10:07pm On Aug 13, 2017 |
#When you are totally fed up with your girlfriend,you will be like “Whenever I tell you to visit me you will come along with your friend, is your friend your walking stick"!!! 5 Likes |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 10:08pm On Aug 13, 2017 |
"A man's shoe must match his belt" says a girl whose face does not match her neck 7 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 10:34pm On Aug 13, 2017 |
# Dating a short girl is fun until she washes ur clothes and waits for you to come back from work and help her hang it. 3 Likes |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 10:36pm On Aug 13, 2017 |
# See Me See MTN!!!... Lolz, Don't Laugh Alone.. Dear Customer, This Is A Message Of Warning That You Should Kindly Pay The #200 Dat U Borrowed Or Else We Are Going To Forward All D Text Msg U Sent To Ur Girlfriend To Ur Wife.. Lolz.. MTN Too Dey Face Recession.. 4 Likes |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 10:38pm On Aug 13, 2017 |
Chineke...
Even my phone wants to leave Nigeria
I am typing MALARIA it's typing MALAYSIA... 11 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 10:39pm On Aug 13, 2017 |
darlenese:I'm glad you like my posts....thank you 6 Likes |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 10:40pm On Aug 13, 2017 |
African parents be like I can never curse u but what ever u do to me ur children sha do to you 10 times worse.. Mama pls are u advertising d curse?? 6 Likes 1 Share |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 10:41pm On Aug 13, 2017 |
cyborg123:Thank you sir 3 Likes |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by 1bunne4lif(m): 12:19pm On Aug 14, 2017 |
You need a bottle of origin, nice one 1 Like 2 Shares |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by ijobaooorun(m): 5:50pm On Aug 18, 2017 |
Somebody give this guy a chilled coke 1 Like |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:17am On Aug 22, 2017 |
# In USA
-Did You steal Meat from the pot?
-No, Maam i didnt..
In Nigeria
-did You steal Meat from the Pot?
*Me?Pot?Meat?Steal?How?When?Why? 12 Likes |
| Re: Latest Funny Joke 1000001% By Krystal... by Krystaal(m): 11:17am On Aug 22, 2017 |
# My Sister You will be saying Your Husband is a God-Fearing Man, Dont worry it is all fun and Java games Until your husband start following Bobrisky on Instagram |
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