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What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by Indomixx: 12:01am On Aug 01, 2017
Mine is 1 week plus. I broke up with her cause I noticed she was the proud type. What's the shortest relationship u have had,how long was it and why did u break up??
cc;lalasticlala
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by Horlartunes: 12:15am On Aug 01, 2017
With a calabar girl met her in a week and banged her throughout that weekend promise her love and I'll pay her rent but discharge her quick though I would have go long way with her but her vagina lack pussy wall so I couldn't enjoy the sex so I discharged her the upper weekend though I dash her one of my show me the money's wear that girl called peace can Bleep for afrikkkaaa
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by ikp120(m): 12:24am On Aug 01, 2017
Horlartunes:
With a calabar girl met her in a week and banged her throughout that weekend promise her love and I'll pay her rent but discharge her quick though I would have go long way with her but her vagina lack pussy wall so I couldn't enjoy the sex so I discharged her the upper weekend though I dash her one of my show me the money's wear that girl called peace can Bleep for afrikkkaaa
Bro, please what is pussy wall?

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Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by BiafraBushBoy(m): 12:47am On Aug 01, 2017
ikp120:
Bro, please what is pussy wall?

The wall that surrounds a place where pussycats live.

It can also be called a cage or pussycats house. The main function is to solidify the cage, and make the entrance of the pvssy house tight

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Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by Krystaal(m): 12:50am On Aug 01, 2017
Two Fucking days;d grin ;d
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by OkuFaba(m): 1:30am On Aug 01, 2017
5 days relationship with one Ella, Benin girl, she can bleep for Africa. After accepting ma request on whatsapp chat, i bleeped the sh*t outta her kitten, then broke up on whatsapp and asked her lets just be friends. She was shocked after sucking and swallowing.*SH*T HAPPENS*
Thank God i'm now a changed guy.
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by ikp120(m): 2:07am On Aug 01, 2017
BiafraBushBoy:


The wall that surrounds a place where pussycats live.

It can also be called a cage or pussy a pussy ats house. The main function is to solidify the cage, and make the entrance of the pvssy house tight
LMAO grin grin grin

Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by TDonald: 2:14am On Aug 01, 2017
20 minuites......i been dey whine the girl, na hin she go gree.

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Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by Danemmy(m): 2:18am On Aug 01, 2017
she told me yes in the afternoon, and in the evening she told me she wasn't interested again!
Smh

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Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by Indomixx: 6:42am On Aug 01, 2017
Danemmy:
she told me yes in the afternoon, and in the evening she told me she wasn't interested again!
Smh
Lol..... For real bro??
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by Indomixx: 6:45am On Aug 01, 2017
TDonald:
20 minuites......i been dey whine the girl, na hin she go gree.
Chai..... u bad oo.. Why u dey whine girls,u nor know say them dey emotional??.... Na so I whine one girl come tell am say na whine I dey whine her,the girl use curse finish my life. lol

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Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by Indomixx: 6:46am On Aug 01, 2017
Krystaal:
Two Fucking days;d grin ;d
Tell us wetin happen na
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by Indomixx: 6:47am On Aug 01, 2017
OkuFaba:
5 days relationship with one Ella, Benin girl, she can bleep for Africa. After accepting ma request on whatsapp chat, i bleeped the sh*t outta her kitten, then broke up on whatsapp and asked her lets just be friends. She was shocked after sucking and swallowing.*SH*T HAPPENS*
Thank God i'm now a changed guy.
U get luck say she nor swear for u....Lol....
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by Nobody: 6:47am On Aug 01, 2017
I don't usually have short relationships.

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Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by motun2017(f): 7:00am On Aug 01, 2017
3 months. the guy is a jealous guy and acontrol freak .had to walk away
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by OkuFaba(m): 7:01am On Aug 01, 2017
Indomixx:
U get luck say she nor swear for u....Lol....
two of us enjoy am so the swear gan no go work
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by OkuFaba(m): 7:06am On Aug 01, 2017
Danemmy:
she told me yes in the afternoon, and in the evening she told me she wasn't interested again!
Smh
loool i guess she was high on weed that afternoon, by evening her eye don clear. And i have a feeling u asked her out for bunk
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by TDonald: 8:52am On Aug 01, 2017
Indomixx:
Chai..... u bad oo.. Why u dey whine girls,u nor know say them dey emotional??.... Na so I whine one girl come tell am say na whine I dey whine her,the girl use curse finish my life. lol

grin grin

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Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by AlexCk: 9:27am On Aug 01, 2017
5weeks,

said she didn't want to "spoil" me, that i was too innocent. undecided undecided

Cranks me up when i think about it tho, lol

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Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by Krystaal(m): 11:07am On Aug 01, 2017
Indomixx:
Tell us wetin happen na

Lol just the two days we dated I spend my whole monthly allowance on her..30k...when I was still a fresher in my school
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by Danemmy(m): 2:44pm On Aug 01, 2017
OkuFaba:
loool i guess she was high on weed that afternoon, by evening her eye don clear. And i have a feeling u asked her out for bunk



lol
sure bro!
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by Danemmy(m): 2:45pm On Aug 01, 2017
OkuFaba:
loool i guess she was high on weed that afternoon, by evening her eye don clear. And i have a feeling u asked her out for bunk




hahaha
I tire o
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by KAYD007(m): 3:01pm On Aug 01, 2017
BiafraBushBoy:


The wall that surrounds a place where pussycats live.

It can also be called a cage or pussycats house. The main function is to solidify the cage, and make the entrance of the pvssy house tight

All these analysis just for pusszzy shocked
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by Nobody: 3:07pm On Aug 01, 2017
Horlartunes:
With a calabar girl met her in a week and banged her throughout that weekend promise her love and I'll pay her rent but discharge her quick though I would have go long way with her but her vagina lack pussy wall so I couldn't enjoy the sex so I discharged her the upper weekend though I dash her one of my show me the money's wear that girl called peace can Bleep for afrikkkaaa
Abi ur kini is just too tiny to touch any wall... Nawaoo

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Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by VERDA: 4:11pm On Aug 01, 2017
TDonald:
20 minuites......i been dey whine the girl, na hin she go gree.


Loool.. ...u no well I swear.. .
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by henrinity(m): 4:32pm On Aug 01, 2017
3 months, called it off 1st day of a new month and she wanted us to resume the relationship at the end of that month... Smh
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by Horlartunes: 8:10pm On Aug 01, 2017
Nma27:
Abi ur kini is just too tiny to touch any wall... Nawaoo
baby call me lemme test it on you. but i Bleep raw i dont us rain coat
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by Horlartunes: 8:11pm On Aug 01, 2017
BiafraBushBoy:


The wall that surrounds a place where pussycats live.

It can also be called a cage or pussycats house. The main function is to solidify the cage, and make the entrance of the pvssy house tight




mad man
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by jworos(m): 8:16pm On Aug 01, 2017
She agreed around 2 in the afternoon on Vals day, by 4am the next morning we broke up cause she went through my phone tongue.
That's approximately 14hrs.
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by voyy: 11:06pm On Aug 01, 2017
motun2017:
3 months. the guy is a jealous guy and acontrol freak .had to walk away

ok let me take over from the 3 month sacked driver ma kiss
motun2017:
3 months. the guy is a jealous guy and acontrol freak .had to walk away

ok let me take over from the 3 month sacked driver ma

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Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by rawpadgin(m): 11:19pm On Aug 01, 2017
motun2017:
3 months. the guy is a jealous guy and acontrol freak .had to walk away
well, as long as he entered Jerusalem........


it's a win for him
Re: What Is The Shortest Relationship U Have Had?? by motun2017(f): 11:28pm On Aug 01, 2017
rawpadgin:
well, as long as he entered Jerusalem........


it's a win for him
i always pray not to meet guys that think like you. its a win for him? like did he rape me or didnt we both have consensual sex? mhen . u knw wat? next tim u quote me beta use ur thinking faculties. mtceew

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