According to Wikipedia, A toilet is a sanitation fixture used for the storing or disposal of human urine and feces. Whereas some countries use “squat” toilets, here in Nigeria, we make use of “seat” toilets mostly. For some, the toilet is a place, not just for releasing human wastes, but for relaxation. Yes, I said that. Some of us take our phones inside and chat away, watch movies, read books etc., and end up staying in there for far longer than necessary. You can make your toilet a disease free area by simply following these six simple toilet safety tips.

SIT ON THE SEAT
Some people, for fear of contracting diseases, would rather squat on the toilet seat than sit on it. I am categorically telling you that it is unsafe to do that. You could fall, break a limb and probably get yourself all mixed up with the slimy filths you were trying to avoid in the first place. Squatting on the toilet seat does not necessarily protect you from toilet diseases, so if you feel that the toilet seat is too dirty, clean it up and use it the RIGHT WAY.

DO NOT DEPOSIT FEMININE HYGIENE PRODUCTS IN THE TOILET
Sanitary pads are quite thick and will definitely block the toilet outlet. You could use the waste bin in the toilet, if it is available, or you could look for other ways to dispose of it. Just DON’T THROW IT IN THE TOILET.

DON’T FLUSH A WIPE
A piece of cloth, a towel, or even paper, these are wipes and can have the same effect as throwing feminine hygiene products in the toilet. Little pieces of cloth or towel will definitely block the toilet outlet. Whereas it might take a while for paper to clog up the system, it’s just a matter of time. Make use of tissue papers or if they are unavailable, use water. IGNORE THE HYPE, DON’T FLUSH A WIPE!

FLUSH THE TOILET AFTER USE
In this ever busy world of ours, it is normal to sometimes forget to flush the toilet after using it. However, it is very irritating to see someone else’s faeces, personally, it disgusts me. So, if you can’t stand the sight of someone else’s poo, don’t put others through the trauma of seeing yours. Endeavor to leave the toilet clean. If you don’t succeed the first time, FLUSH, FLUSH, FLUSH AGAIN…

WIPE THE SEAT
This is especially for the guys. We sometimes urinate on the seat, albeit inadvertently. Considering others, it would be better and hygienic to clean the seat afterwards, using a tissue paper or if that is unavailable, use water. Regardless of your gender, IF YOU SPRINKLE WHERE YOU TINKLE, PLEASE BE NEAT AND WIPE THE SEAT.

ADD YOURS….

pour sniper and go to sleep

To poo don begin hungry me sef
Make I go poo... I dey come

naijaboy756:
pour sniper and go to sleep

What??

WetinConsignMe:
To poo don begin hungry me

I know say na you and your phone o.. till one hour time

enemyofprogress:
I prefer my latrine that I share with all my neighbours in our face me I face you compound. Person fit use the smell chop pounded yam

WetinConsignMe:
To poo don begin hungry me

I don know say i go see Mumu comment

OYA

lol...

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I prefer my latrine that I share with all my neighbours in our face me I face you compound. Person fit use the smell chop pounded yam

Thanks for the info

best toilet moment

Some girls don't poo

ain't all these pose to be basic toilet hygiene knowledge? nothing special here...these are what everyone should do

People wey dey use pit toilet nko?

enemyofprogress:
I prefer my latrine that I share with all my neighbours in our face me I face you compound. Person fit use the smell chop pounded yam

jesus

No matter how busy we are, it's very proper we flush the toilet after use. Prevention they say is better and less expensive than cure

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Hmm

we know these things before na

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Very true

officialteemi:
best toilet moment

Shitily nice

Thanks for the reminder OP.

Install a 52" OLED TV on the wall. run it with netflix and purchase a VIP plan on Pornhub.
Install automatic fancy lights with remote control.
place an automatic spray air wick air refresher on top of the towel compartment.
and don't forget a wall socket, a split unit AC and very erotic wallpapers (for the walls).

You never make Zoogeria safe na toilet you wan make Heaven. Shebi you aff sense?

enemyofprogress:
I prefer my latrine that I share with all my neighbours in our face me I face you compound. Person fit use the smell chop pounded yam

Blood of Zachariah!

Josh44s:


Blood of Zachariah!

you go soon see blood of Buhari

Please guys don't forget to always wipe d sit

No, guys should lift the seat before peeing

I lift the seat immediately after use though, I know it's not conventional but I don't want none of my brothers pee touching the seat. In fact, I always know when a guest came over in my absence because the guest will always leave the toilet seat down (the conventional way) and then I jejely lift it back up after a thorough wipe.

officialteemi:
best toilet moment

I can relate