Five Rules to Remember in Life

1. forgive your enemy but remember the bastard's name.
2. money cannot buy you happiness but it's more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes than in a bicycle.
3. Help someone when they are in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it's illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problems, but then again, neither does milk.


These should assist you with most daily decision choices.

Number 1 nd 3 ar realy true nd funny. I luv this thread man. Keep it up.