9japrof:
Keep deceiving yourself, keep looking for relevance here on nairaland, see your mouth, "you cannot even remember the name you stored the number with"

Some stories we dey hear for this nairaland don dey dey stale and boring, see my friend you go still call her, that's why you have her connect on ur fone...

slayking:


Did you say relevance?
How exactly does being relevant on Nairaland add to your bank account or improve your well being.

Please tell me.

9japrof:


Go and ask Airforce1, he would drill you, he started like this before the dude went hare wire

slayking:
I'll like to add that the only reason I'm yet to call her up is because I made up my mind never to patronize a hooker cuz indirectly she's trying to sell her body using the drugs as a desguise.


To be honest she really got me, but thank God I'm a busy person. Thoughts about her never crossed my mind until this evening.

I can't even remember the name I stored her number with.

slayking:
I'll like to add that the only reason I'm yet to call her up is because I made up my mind never to patronize a hooker cuz indirectly she's trying to sell her body using the drugs as a desguise.


To be honest she really got me, but thank God I'm a busy person. Thoughts about her never crossed my mind until this evening.

I can't even remember the name I stored her number with.

jacyhelen:

careful were u penisssss goes into.

slayking:
This happened just last week when I went to the ATM to recharge my line. Then I noticed a marketer who sells so kind of medication stare and smile at me. She got my attention with the smile and approached me with a complement saying I looked like the king of her home town.


To be honest, I was flattered, not knowing what I was about to get into.
By then I was already curious to know if she really meant it so I asked where she was from and her town happened not to have a first class Oba so I jokingly told her I look more like the Ooni of Ife.

By now, she was already drawing close to me and she whipped out a small packet of drugs that's suppose to act as a cleanser and aphrodisiac.
I told her I don't take medication with a doctor's prescription but she insisted that she wouldn't even mind given me for free.

Who no like Osho free..
Then I was willing to give it a try but alas she requested that I give her 1k.

Then I opened told her I didn't withdraw any money. I only came to do a transfer and recharge my line. I even showed her the alerts I received.

This girl then twisted it again and asked if she could vcome hang out with me at home. I said why not? I haven't been staying in my apartment lately due to boredom and loneliness so I could use some company and she could probably help with cleaning and other stuff.

So I took her number.
By now, she was already grabbing my hands.

To cut the long story short, I managed to escape from this daughter of Eve without parting with my money.

I haven't called her number either but to be honest, a quick stare at her round ads is a little bit tempting.



Has anyone experienced this new kind of hustle?

The hustle is real bro but i like the part you talked about being tempted by the back side, who knows she might be the one

Signed.

Vice Chairman, Bachelors Club Lagos

Quality20:
Thank God I'm in the North of Nija. We don't see such here in the far north

schumastic:


The hustle is real bro but i like the part you talked about being tempted by the back side, who knows she might be the one

Signed.

Vice Chairman, Bachelors Club Lagos