Have you ever tried insulting your elder politely with blessings before? if you haven't, you must give it a try but if you ever wanna try it out, I will advice you to find a good blessing bullet proof because your own blessing will be 10 times better than mine what I collected from an elderly man yesterday when I showered him with an effective thunderous blessing . The following conversations ensued between us yesterday.
Me : good evening sir
Man : good evening my son. May God bless you my son
Me:thanks sir and may the angels of the lord send ocean of blessings on your house tonight
Man : which house? You Wan make them spoil my house with water abi. I no need that kind water blessing abeg.
Me : may caterpillar of blessings crush you this week
Man : that caterpillar go first crush you my son
Me : may the demonic ancestors that has been hindering your progress turn out to be a blessing in your life
Man : I wish you the same
Me: may the suicide bomber blessings locate you anywhere you go
Man: (the blessing too much that he couldn't contain it,he landed an anointed blessed 6 inches block on my head