Harare – A local controversial prophet from Zimbabwe has made sensational claims that he fought and defeated God in a heaven sanctioned wrestling match.

Prophet T Madungwe’s flyer stating the absurd claims has since gone viral on social media, attracting thousands of shares.

Speaking to a local reporter, the prophet said he was going around heaven checking the territorial integrity of the ‘country’ when he bumped into God.

“As the army commander of the heavenly battalion i was inspecting the territory to make sure there are no intruders. Then i saw God, and asked him to bless me, the same way he did with Jacob”

“He refused and tried to run away. So i chased him and we began to wrestle”



The prophet claims that God attempted to do a ‘suplex’ on him – a popular maneuver which involves throwing one’s opponent over one’s own body so that they land on their back.

“I ducked the suplex, and then lifted him up and delivered a Batista Bomb”

“I lay on top of him and one of the angles counted to three.”

“God regained his consciousness much later. He apologized then blessed me”

“God then prayed for me for over 30 minutes”

It is not clear who God was praying to.

The prophet invited those who doubt him to come to his church on Sunday, where he will play a video recording of the match.

*pastors and their wonders...that's why they say wonders shall never end*

Baba AY the comedian, is under you oo.

Abeg I need the Guy's weed supplier number, that weed is unadulterated

oh Africa! !! dz 1weak me o

Religion: A factory filled with fucktards and fools!!! Promoting imbecility from the caveman era and beyond!!! Religion needs to be flushed out of the human brain once and for all!!!

Pls which Ibo do they smoke in Zimbabwe and Kenya.I like to taste it.

Animal Of High Disorder

If fights happen in heaven, that means alcohol is also consumed there. And where there is alcohol, there MUST be oloshos.

I've changed my mind now.

I must make heaven.

Niflheim:

Religion: A factory filled with fucktards and fools!!! Promoting imbecility from the caveman era and beyond!!! Religion needs to be flushed out of the human brain once and for all!!!

If Religion was the problem, Jesus would have died for religion not men. Quit embarrassing yourselves blaming "a belief system". Pour your frustration on the fools that make a joke out of it.

Trouble Wil be on its own, some people will go and look for it. God is now your mate. continue

BBBlaze:
Harare – A local controversial prophet from Zimbabwe has made sensational claims that he fought and defeated God in a heaven sanctioned wrestling match.

Prophet T Madungwe’s flyer stating the absurd claims has since gone viral on social media, attracting thousands of shares.

Speaking to a local reporter, the prophet said he was going around heaven checking the territorial integrity of the ‘country’ when he bumped into God.

“As the army commander of the heavenly battalion i was inspecting the territory to make sure there are no intruders. Then i saw God, and asked him to bless me, the same way he did with Jacob”

“He refused and tried to run away. So i chased him and we began to wrestle”



The prophet claims that God attempted to do a ‘suplex’ on him – a popular maneuver which involves throwing one’s opponent over one’s own body so that they land on their back.

“I ducked the suplex, and then lifted him up and delivered a Batista Bomb”

“I lay on top of him and one of the angles counted to three.”

“God regained his consciousness much later. He apologized then blessed me”

“God then prayed for me for over 30 minutes”

It is not clear who God was praying to.

The prophet invited those who doubt him to come to his church on Sunday, where he will play a video recording of the match.

*pastors and their wonders...that's why they say wonders shall never end*

Ha ha ha ha
Jacob beat up Yahweh, now this one too? Yahweh is too weak in wrestling matches abeg.
BTW, this pastor lied because currently, Yahweh is kept bound in a spiritual prison by the gods who are his brothers and he shall remain there for a thousand years.

0temAtum:


Ha ha ha ha
Jacob beat up Yahweh, now this one too? Yahweh is too weak in wrestling matches abeg.
BTW, this pastor lied because currently, Yahweh is kept bound in a spiritual prison by the gods who are his brothers and he shall remain there for a thousand years.

What is this one saying?...!?!

Musabdking:
Animal Of High Disorder

Is Jacob also an animal? Remember he also fought and dealt with Yahweh.

BBBlaze:

What is this one saying?...!?!

You can't understand what I'm saying until you know whom I am.

Follow this link to know whom I am and understand what I'm saying
https://www.nairaland.com/2938907

0temAtum:


You can't understand what I'm saying until you know whom I am.

Follow this link to know whom I am and understand what I'm saying
https://www.nairaland.com/2938907

Keep your belief and link to yourself!

BBBlaze:

Keep your belief and link to yourself!

It's not my belief but what I know and what has happened, is happening and will happen in the future.

BELOVE! JESUS SO LOVED YOU AND I THAT HE ACCEPTED TO BE CRUCIFIED LIKE A COMMON CRIMINAL IN OTHER TO REDEEM US FROM OUR FALLEN STATE..HE LOVES US! HE RECONCILED US TO HIMSELF THROUGH HIS VICTORIOUS DEATH..BLESS IS THE LORD JESUS FOREVER..AMEN

0temAtum:
It's not my belief but what I know and what has happened, is happening and will happen in the future.

OK mr Noah....God bless you my friend

BBBlaze:
Keep your belief and link to yourself!

The weed that guy smokes is not found in this galaxy of ours...

madone:
Pls which Ibo do they smoke in Zimbabwe and Kenya.I like to taste it.

the same igbo d writers of Gen32:22-30,1Cor1:25,smoked

0temAtum:


You can't understand what I'm saying until you know[b] whom I am. [/b]

Follow this link to know whom I am and understand what I'm saying
https://www.nairaland.com/2938907

Whom art thou??


Gerrarahia joorh

tijjanioyan:
the same igbo d writers of Gen32:22-30,1Cor1:25,smoked

u LL not tempt me Oboy.

Jacksonville:


Whom art thou??


Gerrarahia joorh

So u still have to be told that demons don't exist?

tijjanioyan:
the same igbo d writers of Gen32:22-30,1Cor1:25,smoked

BBBlaze:
Harare – A local controversial prophet from Zimbabwe has made sensational claims that he fought and defeated God in a heaven sanctioned wrestling match.

Prophet T Madungwe’s flyer stating the absurd claims has since gone viral on social media, attracting thousands of shares.

Speaking to a local reporter, the prophet said he was going around heaven checking the territorial integrity of the ‘country’ when he bumped into God.

“As the army commander of the heavenly battalion i was inspecting the territory to make sure there are no intruders. Then i saw God, and asked him to bless me, the same way he did with Jacob”

“He refused and tried to run away. So i chased him and we began to wrestle”



The prophet claims that God attempted to do a ‘suplex’ on him – a popular maneuver which involves throwing one’s opponent over one’s own body so that they land on their back.

“I ducked the suplex, and then lifted him up and delivered a Batista Bomb”

“I lay on top of him and one of the angles counted to three.”

“God regained his consciousness much later. He apologized then blessed me”

“God then prayed for me for over 30 minutes”

It is not clear who God was praying to.

The prophet invited those who doubt him to come to his church on Sunday, where he will play a video recording of the match.

*pastors and their wonders...that's why they say wonders shall never end*

I can't stop laughing,,,, admin can you remove this post to the jokes section please

Gullible people will troop in to his Church on Sunday. This is just a gimmick to win more members.