A nigerian guy told me this, and refused to tell me what it means: Na you be my madam. Na you biko.

Please, can someone translate it? Thanks in advance!

Hmmm,i just tire 4 some kind things o.

TRANSLATION- Im beat up so whatever you say, I will do.

Ebonyeyes:

TRANSLATION- Im beat up so whatever you say, I will do.

Are you sure? This is a serious matter. Thanks!

freecocoa:

Hmmm,i just tire 4 some kind things o.

Don't worry! As soon as I get the right answer I'll disappear.

fiswu:

A nigerian guy told me this, and refused to tell me what it means:[b] Na you be my madam. Na you biko.

[/b]Please, can someone translate it? Thanks in advance!

what it means is '' you are my madam yes you i beg" where are you from because u can't be nigerian?

manmustwac:

what it means is '' you are my madam yes you i beg" where are you from because u can't be nigerian?

I'm haitian. I still don't get it.

Why did the Nigerian guy say it to you? What lead to the statement?

@ebonyeyes. If I may ask, apart from nairaland whatelse takes your time? You are too frequent here. Including some others.

Uhmmm,  You are my mistress (boss lady). Thumbs up for you. And what exactly prompted the statement?

eina:

Why did the Nigerian guy say it to you? What lead to the statement?

I called him to check up on him. He tought that I called to yell at him because I was angry. He told me that he knows me well, and I asked him how.

maximized:

Uhmmm,  You are my mistress (boss lady). Thumbs up for you. And what exactly prompted the statement?

By the way, we are just platonic friends ( At least, this is how I see it).

fiswu:

By the way, we are just platonic friends ( At least, this is how I see it).

In that case, it´s a friendly compliment.

maximized:

In that case, it´s a friendly compliment.

But he wanted me to have sexual intercourse with him which I refused, and keep telling me he does not have girlfriend. Does the meaning change in that case?

just relax. Its nothing serious. But whenever he says or you hear something like; "I go gbosa you" you better take to your heels.

eina:

just relax. Its nothing serious. But whenever he says or you hear something like; "I go gbosa you" you better take to your heels.

Maybe when she hear something like "I wan enter the place" , she better run.

eina:

just relax. Its nothing serious. But whenever he says or you hear something like; "I go gbosa you" you better take to your heels.

gbosa? So why did he say it in pidgin english and refuse to translate it? Thanks eina!

Calm down your nerves, no harm intended. But if you hear the statements above or something like ¨Migirimo, Sango your Sango¨ run like Usain Bolt.

maximized:

Calm down your nerves, no harm intended.  But if you hear the statements above or something like ¨Migirimo, Sango your Sango¨ run like Usain Bolt.

Guys, you are confusing me with a lot of new words. lol. Thanks!

Moreover, what other meaning ''you are a big woman'' can have for a nigerian? I'm neither slim nor curvy.

wat u on abt??

im nigerian and i have no idea wat it means!

ayettymama:

wat u on abt??

im nigerian and i have no idea wat it means!

I wrote exactly what I heard.

not u, the one sayin u must not be nigerian!

like definitions are inscribed in DNA

i dont understand half of what they say nowadays!

fiswu:


Guys, you are confusing me with a lot of new words. lol. Thanks!

Moreover, what other meaning '' you are a big woman'' can have for a nigerian? I'm neither slim nor curvy.

Means you are well-off.

@maximized

Oh, OK! Thanks!

means-- he wants you to be his girlfriend.

depending on he is, he also wants to tear ur puhssy---- and Bleep you silly.

OBLONG:

depending on he is, he also wants to tear your puhssy---- and bleep you silly.

OK. This is not new tough. lol. He made it clear that he wants me.

OBLONG:

means-- he wants you to be his girlfriend. 

For this part, I don't know. He did not ask clearly and properly.

If u're spending this much time on figuring out what he meant--- I have a strong feeling that you like him.


I think the nigga just want to phuck so be very careful.

OBLONG:

If u're spending this much time on figuring out what he meant--- I have a strong feeling that you like him.
I think the nigga just want to phuck so be very careful. 

You are right. Thanks a lot!

i think i can get a job as a go between for naija men and non-naija females.

i can help with interpreting, reading their [naija men's] motives, checking up on their culture, habits, etc.The whole kaboose.

abi na to start company ni?

after all will smith did it in Hitch.

wow. how can a simple comment like, 'na u be my madam, na u biko' mean he wants to bleep her its just a harmless 'hands raised i want no trouble' thing for chrissakes!

nna nawa for you guys o!

tpia.:

i think i can get a job as a go between for naija men and non-naija females.

i can help with interpreting, reading their [naija men's] motives, checking up on their culture, habits, etc.The whole kaboose.

abi na to start company ni?

after all will smith did it in Hitch.

You didn't help.

I guess even though you start that company, non-naija women (like me) will not trust u because it'll between naija men, and we know how men do. lol. Not a bad idea though. Because of their culture, naija men are not easy to understand or figure out for us non-naija women.