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Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by AfonjaBoston: 7:39am On Sep 07, 2017
Addicted2Women:

Americans commit the most grammatical blunders you would ever imagine.

Non Americans do think that Americans are all educated and can write and speak good English, millions of them don't know the states in their country, their city mayor, the cities in their state, their continent, the countries in their continent and the worst is that 90% of them thinks that Africa is a country

1. Is you mad ??

2. Where is you going

3. We was at home

4. We gone get fat eating rice

5. He done get me fired up

7. Who is you

8. They parked they cars in the garage

9. It's there own cup of tea

10. I'm finna go grab me a bread

11. Imma tell you how it is

12. I done diddly do the got damn thing (rednecks and hillbillies)

13. Come and wash the car instead of "come wash the car", Nigerians are culpable of this particular grammatical error

14. I was sleep when my wife came home


This is Ebonics not English calm the Bleep down

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Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by SuperSuave(m): 7:40am On Sep 07, 2017
I couldn't help but star this messages cheesy

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Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by gr8tone: 7:43am On Sep 07, 2017
jaelz:
Yesterday I was in a bus going back home and saw this fine slay mama beside me looking uncomfy and sad so I engaged her to know why and lo and behold she said 'I HAVING SLIGHT HEADACHE IN MY LEG"
I am still looking for where to faint pls

CC: LALASTICLALA
SEUN ONILA FARANO MYND44
ISHBEBE
But did you understood what she say? If you understood what she say, then communicating has took place.
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by ucheemmadu18(m): 7:44am On Sep 07, 2017
I saw you here, I saw you here are u twice?
All of you kneel down flat
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Loftyboy: 7:46am On Sep 07, 2017
are u afraiding? ������
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by axeman10(m): 7:48am On Sep 07, 2017
"I saw you there, I saw you here. Are you twice?"
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by IAmAmbrose(m): 7:48am On Sep 07, 2017
donblazer10:
Mine is "if I called you,you'll ran!!- my principal during my sec schl days




i advice u go back to sec school ... Because them don full una head with nonsense
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by IAmAmbrose(m): 7:53am On Sep 07, 2017
You are a blessing to yuh generator..... Night is against... Am hearing the smell from this side
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by internationalman(m): 7:54am On Sep 07, 2017
Addicted2Women:

Americans commit the most grammatical blunders you would ever imagine.

Non Americans do think that Americans are all educated and can write and speak good English, millions of them don't know the states in their country, their city mayor, the cities in their state, their continent, the countries in their continent and the worst is that 90% of them thinks that Africa is a country

1. Is you mad ??

2. Where is you going

3. We was at home

4. We gone get fat eating rice

5. He done get me fired up

7. Who is you

8. They parked they cars in the garage

9. It's there own cup of tea

10. I'm finna go grab me a bread

11. Imma tell you how it is

12. I done diddly do the got damn thing (rednecks and hillbillies)

13. Come and wash the car instead of "come wash the car", Nigerians are culpable of this particular grammatical error

14. I was sleep when my wife came home
You re ignorant to think Americans speak ur above sentences unintentionally... they are very much aware of it, It's just an American forged English just like Nigerian pidgin English. If you notice it's d black Americans that are fond of using those sentences.
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 7:55am On Sep 07, 2017
Addicted2Women:

Americans commit the most grammatical blunders you would ever imagine.

Non Americans do think that Americans are all educated and can write and speak good English, millions of them don't know the states in their country, their city mayor, the cities in their state, their continent, the countries in their continent and the worst is that 90% of them thinks that Africa is a country

1. Is you mad ??

2. Where is you going

3. We was at home

4. We gone get fat eating rice

5. He done get me fired up

7. Who is you

8. They parked they cars in the garage

9. It's there own cup of tea

10. I'm finna go grab me a bread

11. Imma tell you how it is

12. I done diddly do the got damn thing (rednecks and hillbillies)

13. Come and wash the car instead of "come wash the car", Nigerians are culpable of this particular grammatical error

14. I was sleep when my wife came home
15. She's good people.

And pronouncing Often - aw fen as Off Teen.
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by bluecircle470: 7:58am On Sep 07, 2017
Addicted2Women:

Americans commit the most grammatical blunders you would ever imagine.

Non Americans do think that Americans are all educated and can write and speak good English, millions of them don't know the states in their country, their city mayor, the cities in their state, their continent, the countries in their continent and the worst is that 90% of them thinks that Africa is a country

1. Is you mad ??

2. Where is you going

3. We was at home

4. We gone get fat eating rice

5. He done get me fired up

7. Who is you

8. They parked they cars in the garage

9. It's there own cup of tea

10. I'm finna go grab me a bread

11. Imma tell you how it is

12. I done diddly do the got damn thing (rednecks and hillbillies)

13. Come and wash the car instead of "come wash the car", Nigerians are culpable of this particular grammatical error

14. I was sleep when my wife came home

Dem full for Nigeria here wella.
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by abiolamitodun(m): 8:05am On Sep 07, 2017
jaelz:
Yesterday I was in a bus going back home and saw this fine slay mama beside me looking uncomfy and sad so I engaged her to know why and lo and behold she said 'I HAVING SLIGHT HEADACHE IN MY LEG"
I am still looking for where to faint pls

CC: LALASTICLALA
SEUN ONILA FARANO MYND44
ISHBEBE
happy wedded life
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by justhenry(m): 8:06am On Sep 07, 2017
ME: Oga, i went to the market today and i couldn't find the beans seller again.

MY NEIGHBOR: Did you "went" inside the market?

... I had to pretend i didnt hear her, up till now, my ear is still doing me wenting wenting
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by abiolamitodun(m): 8:06am On Sep 07, 2017
UncleRichy:
that is how one slay queen told me that cockroach is a wild animal...



but Op, you can lie o

I can't laugh oo
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by internationalman(m): 8:06am On Sep 07, 2017
AfonjaBoston:



This is Ebonics not English calm the Bleep down
Don't mind him. bcoz Americans especially the African Americans speak those kind of English among themselves doesn't mean they can't speak real English when they need arises.
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by PMBtill2023(m): 8:06am On Sep 07, 2017
jaelz:
Yesterday I was in a bus going back home and saw this fine slay mama beside me looking uncomfy and sad so I engaged her to know why and lo and behold she said 'I HAVING SLIGHT HEADACHE IN MY LEG"
I am still looking for where to faint pls

CC: LALASTICLALA
SEUN ONILA FARANO MYND44
ISHBEBE
1.My fellow widow 2.On behalf of 20 million naira,i donate my family
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by fapcrook(m): 8:08am On Sep 07, 2017
Should in case,
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Addicted2Women: 8:08am On Sep 07, 2017
AfonjaBoston:



This is Ebonics not English calm the Bleep down

Shut up

Ebonics are African American lingua

These are American grammatical blunders
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by oloyede11(m): 8:09am On Sep 07, 2017
you,you and you both of u go out of my class kudos to my lecturer
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by internationalman(m): 8:09am On Sep 07, 2017
gr8tone:
But did you understood what she say? If you understood what she say, then communicating has took place.
Exactly understanding is what matters in language. Someone saying he/she has a slight headache in the leg doesn't necessarily mean he/she doesn't know headache does not apply to the legs.
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by otusnora(f): 8:12am On Sep 07, 2017
' U are nothing but a bootless dog' - my former landlord to a neighbor during a quarrel.
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Dotman2210(m): 8:15am On Sep 07, 2017
I was at the ATM last week naso one bros come look and ask "bros do you want to dispense" Dispense kwa cheesy
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Emperor119(m): 8:17am On Sep 07, 2017
They was there-a graduate said this
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by peckebu(f): 8:17am On Sep 07, 2017
clean this seat for me or did you want me to sat under the dust
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Ten06(m): 8:19am On Sep 07, 2017
I was at the front of Auchi Poly gate when one lady and ask me that "The people that are here just now have they go?"
Another lady at the ATM queue said "Can't you see there is somebody at the front of my back I can't move fronter than this"
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Liams24(m): 8:20am On Sep 07, 2017
N-power participants, check their discussion group bro. u go laugh tire. i wonder the kind of institutions dat graduates dem!
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by MurphyTheory99(m): 8:20am On Sep 07, 2017
No! No! No! "I told them to left" please.
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Dranoid: 8:21am On Sep 07, 2017
I've heard a lot of grammatical blunders especially during my secondary school days

The two both of you come here
Get out into my office
You will kneel that down today

This is all I can remember sha, but there is more
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by Ogurube: 8:22am On Sep 07, 2017
As I was comoting, the door hitted my leg.
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by columbus007(m): 8:22am On Sep 07, 2017
vickvan:
Your father is come.
this English is without error.

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Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by anthony533(m): 8:23am On Sep 07, 2017
Egbon Olamide "If you want the mic come and collect it"- Don jazzi 2015 grin
Re: What's The Worst Grammatical Error You Have Ever Heard by anthony533(m): 8:26am On Sep 07, 2017
The both of them said they are not going to fetch the water

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