I saw the two both of them �

Twice on a bed,what am I saw? came down each by each,entered your slippers and followed me.


Me: kill it!kill it!
She: I have kelt it.

why are you stoping calling me

izzy4shizzy:
Let me come and be going

Je kin wa ma lo �

"I cannot fit do am". And she was corrected immediately after a wild laugh. "Instead of i can't fit do it." I was like..... hmnhmn

our flyin eagles dat went to america nd ar now hvin problems, how is dat our business...... .....wat ar their for? ....... (C) Solomon dalung.... 9jas' sports minister....

Mine was - Ebuka will you run down here with a race. This statement was made by one of the teachers in the school I was posted for NYSC. When I heard it I laff tire my belle almost burst

My fowls are missings

"i didn't went" ..... from a schoolmate informing me she didn't attend classes the previous day

i came to ur house u didnt dey, i saw u here i saw u der are u twice? If the gal z pregnancy

Lemme drop comment before I come back to read, I knw I am going to like this thread

I am in the haste

Mine was when one of our lecturers was advising us and he said " pls as you are going to the camp, *NO SEXING*

jaelz:
Yesterday I was in a bus going back home and saw this fine slay mama beside me looking uncomfy and sad so I engaged her to know why and lo and behold she said 'I HAVING SLIGHT HEADACHE IN MY LEG"
I am still looking for where to faint pls

CC: LALASTICLALA
SEUN ONILA FARANO MYND44
ISHBEBE

Daddy has went out

UncleRichy:
that is how one slay queen told me that cockroach is a wild animal...



but Op, you can lie o

No mind am,even mad person won't say such..pple go jst dey lie lie anyhow..

IamKashyBaby:



Maybe her brain went down to her leg sha..who knows?

How about this please "Juz in case i didnt said enough how much i love you, at least here I wanna show you how much I LOVE YOU ♡"... You could as well say 'just in case I did not say enough' not said enough. And you are pretty for that matter,that's my concern.

IamKashyBaby:



I am great..time fly so fast..its almost midnyt down here..

Cinderella needs to rest soon coz tomorrow is a special day

See fraud for nairaland ooo... You ain't a who u say u are, should i say young gal or young man?

There were waters at the back of the library.

Obascoetubi:::

RIP afonja don killed her

My own is ''nobody is a perfect "

internationalman:

Exactly understanding is what matters in language. Someone saying he/she has a slight headache in the leg doesn't necessarily mean he/she doesn't know headache does not apply to the legs.

internationalman:

Exactly understanding is what matters in language. Someone saying he/she has a slight headache in the leg doesn't necessarily mean he/she doesn't know headache does not apply to the legs.

1.She is my worsest enemy 2.we have only one queues 3.you didnt told me you are coming 4.I forgetted my book

Best english spoker

Enter your shoe and follow me

Please don't cut it comont

[color=#770077][/color]Why r u franking your face Why r u franking your face

1: Give him him book 2: One two boys came looking for you

Breeze now blow and the fow nyash now open.
My use of english teacher GSS KARU ABUJA.

When she was in the pregnancy[color=#990000][/color]

Male salesgirl wanted

ucheemmadu18:
I saw you here, I saw you here are u twice?

All of you kneel down flat

lmao!!!

'On behalf of ten million i donate my husband'..."my fellow widow".. u all knw d person... prof dame patience jonathan(prof in linguistics nd general studies)...LMAO