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OLU (diary Of A Broke Playboy) -episode 4 by olumide54(m): 8:01pm On Sep 08, 2017
Olu: It is not like that sir, I’ll explain. Mufu start the car!
Mufu: Did you say start the car?
Olu: No, open the bonnet
Mufu: I should comot the battery too
Olu: Will you start the car Mufu?
Gen. Leye: Stay there young man (moving closer)
(Mufu starts the car, Olu entered and he drove off)
Gen. Leye: No problem, we shall we see again. Can you imagine how he was pretending to me, this useless philanderer? Next week we shall see.
(Olu sweating in the car)
Olu: That was close, thank you Lord
Mufu: Sorry oga
Olu: See, once you see me coming out of the church, just start the car and reverse
Mufu: And went home?
Olu: Yes, leave me in the church
Mufu: Ok oga
Olu: And he’s still saying ok oga
Mufu: Ok, I will wait and carry you
Olu: Ojebi
(Mufu drops Olu in front of his compound and drove out)
(Olu can see Shola also going in, just coming from church)
Olu: Sholly baby, how was service?
Shola: It was fine bro, and yours?
Olu: We thank God. Will you come to my room to gist me about it.
Shola: Ok, I will
(Olu to himself): What! Is she joking… Mehn I don hammer
Olu: I’ll be expecting you (Olu quickened his steps to tidy up his room)
(One hour later)
Olu: Where this girl now?
(Phone ringing)
Olu: Bayo
(Phone conversation)
Olu: B for Bayo the bastard
(Bayo coughing)
Olu: This your cold never go?
Bayo: naso we seem am o
Olu: Padi go clinic, make dem give you better drug
Bayo: I don buy something, I just branch our side make I use like two bottles step am down.
Olu: Omo kormo
(Both laughing)



Bayo: Where you dey? You talk say you go come my side na?
Olu: You sabi Shola for my area?
Bayo: That babe wey dey give you tough time
Olu: yesso, she say she go come flex for my side
Bayo: oyaaa, that level now, chop and clean mouth.
Olu: Before nko, If she even do anyhow, I go give her sleeping-pill join
Bayo: You mean this babe gan o
Olu: She don overdue, one year don reach on top this girl fa
Bayo: oyaaaa
Olu: I go show for your side, If I don finish
Olu: Ooooh!
Bayo: Wetin?
Olu: we get evangelism this evening o
Bayo: Na everyday ni? Shoo
Olu: I go try show for night be that
Bayo: Ok, later padi
(Call ends)
(Olu singing: Olorun mi tete shola. Dami loun lasiko mi…
(Loud discussion outside)
Olu: Who are you people o?
(Abraham knocking)
Abraham: Hello
Olu: Hi (expecting Shola)
Abraham: This is A.B from CLUB
(Olu happy)
Olu to himself: Bayo fit send persin make him bring shar yo (Beers) con give me like that
Olu: Oyaaa, I dey come
Abraham: It is Abraham from Church for the Lost and United Believers (CLUB)
Olu to himself: God why? Why always me? Why this guy all the time, Wetin I do? This guy never come my side make him no spoil show. E be like say na curse remain for u na.
Olu: Am coming
(Door opens)
Olu: Welcome bro, I was sleeping…
Abraham: You even need to rest from all this bro. This is Bro Tolu Amao anyway; we are going together for the evangelism.



Tolu: Nice to meet you bro, even though I always see you in church, we never had time to talk, I love your brilliant testimony today and your outfit was top-notch. Your apartment is not bad either and the volume of the scent is lovely?
(Olu shaking his head)
Olu: Is it high or low?
Tolu: High
Olu: I see!
Olu: please feel at home, let me go in to dress up.
(Someone knocking)
Olu: You’re welcome in the name of Our Lord, please who is that?
Shola: It’s me
Olu: am coming
(Olu stepped out and shut Abraham and Tolu inside)
Shola: I saw some people entering the compound, are they here for you?
Olu: yes
(Shola dressed in a short tight gown)
Shola: I guess, we will postpone our meeting to another time
(Olu to himself: Haaaaaaa! Mogbe. God, can Abraham and Tolu just evaporate?)
Olu: So painful, but I think that will be better, will you be available in an hour or two, we should be ready then?
Shola: My mum will be around by that time. Don’t worry, any other time
Olu: Alright dear, can I at least hug you
Shola: Why not
(They hugged)
(Olu to himself: She even allowed me. Abraham, you will not make heaven o)
Olu: Thanks dear
Shola: Alright dear
(Shola strolled out)
Olu: (watching her) the devil is a liar, this week will not pass us by.
(Olu entered)
Olu: Am sorry, I need to answer my colleague in school
Tolu: Can I have a glass of water
Olu: I thought as much, give me a minute
(Olu enters and returns shortly to serve them water)
(After 10 minutes)
Olu: Am ready, lets go… and where are we going today?
Abraham: Wale Hotel and Suites


(Olu to himself): that’s where Bayo is, but don’t worry, you will sleep off before we get there
Olu: Ok bro, can I drive?
Abraham: You can
(They entered and he drove off)
(30 minutes later)
(Tolu is snoring, while Abraham is still awake)
Olu: What a long day, aren’t you feeling tired?
Abraham: No, the Lord is my strength
Olu: Yes oo
(They entered the hotel and parked)
Abraham: I have a feeling we won’t stay long. God has prepared a soul for us.
Olu: halleluyah
Olu: let us leave Bro Tolu in the car since we won’t be staying long
Abraham: Ok
(Abraham and Olu walked down to the lounge)
(Abraham pointing to where Bayo is; let us share a word with that man)
Abraham: Good evening sir
Bayo: Good evening sir
(Olu rubs his face with his hands; it means I DON’T KNOW YOU AND YOU DON’T KNOW ME. If he rubs his head; it means we met in a church and we are devoted. If he rubs his chest; it means we are close friends)
Olu: Good evening sir
Bayo: Good evening sir
(Bayo was patient as Abraham encouraged him to surrender his life totally and change while Olu was adding memorized bible passages to back up the message).
(After three minutes)
Bayo: Am ready
(Olu to himself): This is your 100th time... omo ale
Olu: Please kneel down as we pray
(Abraham prayed)
Olu: Take this tract and envelope. You can always worship with us at the address on the tract
Bayo: Thank you sir
Abraham: We thank God. I hope I’ll see you again?
Bayo: you will. Thank you sir



Abraham: Very good
(Olu and Abraham left)
(Bayo was sighted coughing and praying)
(Olu to himself: This will be the first time this idiot will be sober, what came over him?)
(As Abraham opened the door, Tolu opened his eyes)
Tolu: Thank you Jesus, can we go for the evangelism now?
(Olu to himself: be going)
Abraham: it was short, we are through.
Tolu: It is well
(As Olu starts the car, a woman was screaming… HELP, as people rushed to the scene)
Olu stops the car
Abraham: Thank you Lord, let’s go and say our goodbye
(They rushed there to see Bayo vomiting blood)
Abraham: Mr Bayo, we will surely see again. Goodnight sir
Olu: Bayo please don’t go (Olu held Bayo to himself)
Weeping profusely
Olu: Bayo, please don’t go, please don’t leave me. Bayo, please
(Olu sobbing as Bayo gave up the ghost)
(With weeping and quiet sorrowful atmosphere, the Police arrived)
Police : Young men (referring to the three of us), you have the right to remain silent, anything you say or any action you try to take, will be used against you in the court of law, please place your hand where I can see them.
(…to be continued)
When do you want to read the next episode?
Re: OLU (diary Of A Broke Playboy) -episode 4 by zeyheed(m): 8:36pm On Sep 08, 2017
Now
Re: OLU (diary Of A Broke Playboy) -episode 4 by collinometricx: 9:19pm On Sep 08, 2017
you could have used a single thread for the story....... nice write up though...


need D next episode
Re: OLU (diary Of A Broke Playboy) -episode 4 by bfawzie(m): 6:43am On Sep 09, 2017
right now
Re: OLU (diary Of A Broke Playboy) -episode 4 by olumide54(m): 11:10pm On Sep 30, 2017
collinometricx:
you could have used a single thread for the story....... nice write up though...


need D next episode
how will I do that?
Re: OLU (diary Of A Broke Playboy) -episode 4 by collinometricx: 8:04am On Oct 01, 2017
olumide54:

how will I do that?






like the first thread suppose to named the title minus the episode one.. if you want to post episode 2 u just click on reply.. type or paste it and click submit... that's it

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