If i Tie my TIE to my Ford car, does that mean i have TYPHOID?
Are POOR singers from SINGAPORE?

Seven days without water makes one weak

Nice but not original

Just reading

Are you from abroad, because your shoulders are broad.

cold:
Lol nice..
Remember that thief that fell into wet cement whilst running from the police? He became a hardened criminal.
Remember that one time Lionel Richie walked into the butchers? The butcher asked him 'hello, is it meat you're looking for?'

copied

to think ahead ,use your head

None of my business. They acted like they needed water more than the rest , Now they still fetch that same water like the rest

I just saw ayo pressing nneka so i shout Me: Is she a PRESSING IRON why are you PRESSING, AYO...

I wana b a standup comedian only I v no legs..

owomida1:


It's called Pawn Sir

CheckMAte! He got U.... Nice PUN.

owomida1:
My PEN IS huge

good

whizpa:
Arsenal signed 3 Asians during the transfer Window.
1) FU-KIN NO-WAN from China
2) CHUNG PUNG NO-BODY from Korea
3)FAK-IT WU CARES, also from China

nice one

* The crossed eye teacher can't control his pupils

* show me my wrongs that are left so I can make them all right.

* if you get me angry I'll cause you an hemorrhage(rage)

More coming soon

paiz:

If you think you are a block head, dont get scared nobody have heard, just keep ur secret hard

Waoooooo!
Kilode?
Joo OK!

Zoharariel:
Goddamnit! I thought the thread is about p-enis & hairy cunt.

By the time I realized the spelling (porn) was wrong & ought to be playing with erotic pictures & videos instead of words, it was too late.

My bad, this thread is not for me. I'm outta here!

Dis tin guish you do, E goood!?!?

EricPius:
I never knew how useful wordplay could be in the game of chess until my last game where checkmated my opponent's king with a pun.

owomida1:


It's called Pawn Sir

Carlmax:


CheckMAte! He got U.... Nice PUN.

Thank you jare.

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Toybreezy:
* The crossed eye teacher can't control his pupils

Smh. Jokes don't get cornea than this

Every day we drop bars just to make 'bar' and buy the fvcking bar!

Zoharariel:
Goddamnit! I thought the thread is about p-enis & hairy cunt.

By the time I realized the spelling (porn) was wrong & ought to be playing with erotic pictures & videos instead of words, it was too late.

My bad, this thread is not for me. I'm outta here!

Girl friend fall on u

I work in a bakery 'cause I need/knead the dough.

You would think you are a good defender until God has Messi on you

All my enemies in a HONDA hating in one ACCORD

I'm a mender of soles

What do you call an Afghan virgin? Mever bin laid-on

The past, present and future were in a bar, it was all tense

All my enemies in a HONDA hating in one ACCORD


You are not God, just the MOST HIGH when u smoke weed

You think u are a good defender? may God have Messi (Mercy) on u

How did Jesus' crucifixion save us? It's cos he nailed it!

Didn't know the difference between corn and maize so I was CORNfused, checked my dictionary and there isn't much difference which is aMAIZEing