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Re: Top 5 Craziest Moments Witnessed At A Wedding by Nobody: 6:46pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
Pastor dey fart... THRICE!! |
Re: Top 5 Craziest Moments Witnessed At A Wedding by deturla: 6:52pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
doctorkush: This got me ROTFL. I can relate with the Best man story though. They have these personal issues with the brides' asses at wedding. I dunno why! 2 Likes |
Re: Top 5 Craziest Moments Witnessed At A Wedding by Nobody: 6:53pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
obojememe: Lord of all BACHELOR sighted 1 Like |
Re: Top 5 Craziest Moments Witnessed At A Wedding by Ruhamah23(m): 7:12pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
doctorkush: ������ |
Re: Top 5 Craziest Moments Witnessed At A Wedding by GetMeRight: 7:38pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
BHM01:By fire by force. Very funny. 2 Likes |
Re: Top 5 Craziest Moments Witnessed At A Wedding by Tommfrench(m): 7:41pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
Chidonc:Lol...oh my lawd |
Re: Top 5 Craziest Moments Witnessed At A Wedding by tete7000(m): 7:46pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
obojememe: If you are scared, read beautiful wedding moments instead of the negative and ugly ones. There are plenty of them, the only problem is that the world like to promote the negative moments. 1 Like |
Re: Top 5 Craziest Moments Witnessed At A Wedding by mozele(m): 8:10pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
deturla: your style of writing is amazing. Bros you no go teach me? |
Re: Top 5 Craziest Moments Witnessed At A Wedding by nikz(f): 8:13pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
doctorkush: Kikikikikikikikikiki |
Re: Top 5 Craziest Moments Witnessed At A Wedding by ELKHALIFAISIS(m): 8:25pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
I'm still wondering where I will do my wedding to avoid ex crashing in... I'm thinking of ghost town or isolated prison yard.. because Yoruba and Edo girls I knack for this world fit spoil my wedding... abeg any idea where to do private wedding 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Top 5 Craziest Moments Witnessed At A Wedding by sirgalahad26(m): 8:39pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
hakeem4:lol..... u wanna faint ke? shey na food u con chop ni? |
Re: Top 5 Craziest Moments Witnessed At A Wedding by hazureal(f): 8:51pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
Almost at the wedding venue (church) when I met a colleague driving out with his family. Me: ah! Has the "show" ended? Where to? Him (looking very sad) : No, they've not even started. Me (alarmed at the look on his face) : ki lo sele? What's going on? Is everything OK? Him: hmmm. It's like the wedding has been postponed. Get in the car, let me drop you off. At that point, my amebo senses sharpened and I asked him if anyone was still at the venue. He said yes and I declined the "free ride" back home. I hastened my steps and when I got to the venue, I saw people wearing sad faces (some hissing annoyingly). What went wrong? The church where the wedding was to hold was under lock and key and No official was in sight. After asking around and no one was willing to talk, I went to meet the heavily pregnant bride who was at the time, sitting in the car and looking as if nothing was wrong (that babe get mind sha). I saw her grandpa sitting beside her and I greeted them both. It seemed strange to me that it was only her grandpa with her and he was wearing suit. When I looked closer, I noticed that grandpa was wearing gloves too. Well, maybe na new style, I looked away from grandpa and asked the bride what was going on and she told me that the church wedding won't hold again, that it they will just do reception. Me: haba! Reception ke? Oko yin nko? (where's the groom?) Her : awon naa ni won joko si bi yii (he's the one seated beside me. I opened my mouth and for a few seconds, I could not form any words. It turned out that she was getting married to a very old man (old enough to be her father) and this man was still legally married to another woman. The church got wind of this and decided not to be involved. Come and see as food wasted that day. People were too embarrassed to even eat. Did I eat? Yes (I didn't even know that the MC saw me and he kept calling me "onijekuje" weeks later). 22 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Top 5 Craziest Moments Witnessed At A Wedding by EASY39(m): 8:58pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
Funny Indeed. |
Re: Top 5 Craziest Moments Witnessed At A Wedding by nairanaira12: 9:35pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
doctorkush: Nigerian Jollof always wins! |
Re: Top 5 Craziest Moments Witnessed At A Wedding by chukzyfcbb: 10:07pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
see as female monikers full this thread, dem don come read tori of people wey dey put put sand sand for brides garri, make dem know as dem go take avoid the mata on their own day,lool. Umunwanyi!!!
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Re: Top 5 Craziest Moments Witnessed At A Wedding by Rapsino(m): 10:41pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
This is a story of a groom whos mum dont like the bride he wants to marry, so on the wedding day after both said,their vows, the mum fainted, she was rushed outside as wedding continues. |
Re: Top 5 Craziest Moments Witnessed At A Wedding by williamdeluxe(m): 10:50pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
My cousin's wedding was an effing shitshow as my family really didn't
like the bride's family. The reception started off terribly as the MC, one
of the bride's cousins, introduced the couple as "Please welcome, Mr.
and Mrs. Terry........" Awkward pause as everyone realizes he forgot
the groom's last name. |
Re: Top 5 Craziest Moments Witnessed At A Wedding by AuroraB(f): 10:55pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
Op, you expect me to believe these fairy tales Where did these things happen? When? Kedu Maka pictures |
Re: Top 5 Craziest Moments Witnessed At A Wedding by Viccur(m): 10:57pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
That moment when broke Undergraduates attend any available wedding around. Na them dey chop jolof, moimoi, amala, eba,pounded yam consecutively and still hustle for polybag for takeaway. Did this once during PD. OAU students i hail |
Re: Top 5 Craziest Moments Witnessed At A Wedding by AuroraB(f): 10:59pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
ELKHALIFAISIS:Must you celebrate the wedding |
Re: Top 5 Craziest Moments Witnessed At A Wedding by williamdeluxe(m): 11:04pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
My cousin's wedding was an effing shitshow as my family really didn't
like the bride's family. The reception started off terribly as the MC, one
of the bride's cousins, introduced the couple as "Please welcome, Mr.
and Mrs. Terry........" Awkward pause as everyone realizes he forgot
the groom's last name. 2 Likes |
Re: Top 5 Craziest Moments Witnessed At A Wedding by Christeety: 11:18pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
I attended a wedding ceremony somewhere in lagos. There wasn't enough food going round. Apparently the groom was the sole provider of the wedding funds so he was the one who called the caterer. Over sabi caterers only served the groom's family. Trust ladies, Some of the bride's friends came to gist her of the happenings. She told her husband. He went to the caterer and cautioned them about it. Meanwhile, party has ended so it was just music. Friends gathered round the bride, they were gisting while the bride was eating. As per normal girls talk, they kept on discussing about the caterers attitude. The groom got angry and the next thing we heard was a HOT SLAP on the bride's cheeks. He then took the glass cup in front of her and wanted to hit her but thank God for the best man's intervention. The whole hall got quiet. It was so embarrassing. The bride was just crying. What got me pissed off was that he did it right in the presence of the bride's family and they couldn't utter a word. Just because the bride is an Orphan. No elder in the family could react.(The bride's family isn't that wealthy ) I cried that day. Cos it made me realise the importance of one's parents. No parent will take in such attitude. That incident will never leave the bride's memory. I wonder how she will feel each time they remember their wedding anniversary Abeg will the guy still sleep with the bride that night? If na me eh...Marriage cancelled. lol 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Top 5 Craziest Moments Witnessed At A Wedding by siegfried99(m): 11:26pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
Chidonc: Klaklakla Savagery * * falls from ugu tree **** 1 Like |
Re: Top 5 Craziest Moments Witnessed At A Wedding by NevetsIbot(m): 11:47pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
I don laugh taya here Oko. |
Re: Top 5 Craziest Moments Witnessed At A Wedding by Nostradamus: 11:47pm On Sep 13, 2017 |
one Ghanian wedding(made front-page on nairaland some years back),the bride refuse to swear she won't sleep with any other man |
Re: Top 5 Craziest Moments Witnessed At A Wedding by Ashley86400: 12:54am On Sep 14, 2017 |
BHM01: Later when he smashes her face in with the house trophy people will be wondering what went wrong. I don't care how much has been spent but a groom failing to show up at a wedding, to the point that he has to be dragged there is not a good sign. No matter what transpired between him and the wife-to-be be it fight or misunderstanding, he should know that that day is one of the most important day in his wife-to-be's life (and his) and he shouldn't do anything to fvck it up. Or maybe he's just gay. If that was the case, I take back all my comments. 1 Like |
Re: Top 5 Craziest Moments Witnessed At A Wedding by JAZES(m): 4:08am On Sep 14, 2017 |
hazureal: Aside the fact that this is d most hilarious comment on this thread i also think you should start writing comic magazine or something. I love your writing style.....Kudos 3 Likes |
Re: Top 5 Craziest Moments Witnessed At A Wedding by brain54(m): 5:23am On Sep 14, 2017 |
breadandtea: fictional. |
Re: Top 5 Craziest Moments Witnessed At A Wedding by fastgyal(f): 6:50am On Sep 14, 2017 |
doctorkush:this got me rotfl 1 Like |
Re: Top 5 Craziest Moments Witnessed At A Wedding by Abayor7: 7:53am On Sep 14, 2017 |
breadandtea:Someone is scared already |
Re: Top 5 Craziest Moments Witnessed At A Wedding by deturla: 7:55am On Sep 14, 2017 |
brain54: Does it seem fictional to you |
Re: Top 5 Craziest Moments Witnessed At A Wedding by brain54(m): 8:06am On Sep 14, 2017 |
deturla:sure does. |
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