Martinez19:
**** this really happened to me ****

6) CHRISTIAN: If Satan doesn't exist then who tempted
Jesus.
Me: WTF

Come and be going

adepeter2027:

Come and be going

Religionist: Sir I'd like to give you this, it's an invitation flyer god bla bla.......

Me: sorry I don't have time for this

Religionist: u mean u don't have time for Jesus

Me:

adepeter2027:
You have killed me oooo

Lmao

Christian: you don't believe god exists but even the devil knows god exists

Me: Okay, Lord Voldemort knows harry potter exists, that means Harry Potter exists?

Christian: but harry potter is a fictional character

Me:

onyenze123:
analice107: Jesus is the only way to heaven

Me: How about other fellowers of other religion (5bn people) are they gonna burn in hell?

Analice: Yes

Me:

Onyeze123, is that your baby picture? if you ugly like that when you small, how you dey now? No wonder you become atheist.

analice107:

Onyeze123, is that your baby picture? if you ugly like that when you small, how you dey now? No wonder you become atheist.

1. Onyeze is NOT an atheist

2. there are no ugly atheists but we have Christian oil paintings and stunning models like Taribo West

hopefulLandlord:

I forking enjoyed this article, you guys should visit that link too

Me too. I've added it to my bookmarks.
Good stuff @ hyperrational

hopefulLandlord:

I forking enjoyed this article, you guys should visit that link too

Me too. I've added it to my bookmarks.
Good stuff @ hyperrational

hopefulLandlord:

I forking enjoyed this article, you guys should visit that link too

Me too. I've added it to my bookmarks.
Good stuff @ hyperrational

CHRISTIAN: I am sorry to say this but you were never
a true christian, you don't really understand what
the bible says, you never really knew who Jesus
was. You were misguided.

ME: how did you figure that out?

CHRISTIAN : If you were a true christian, you would not
left the body of christ.

ME:

obisco4u:

Me too. I've added it to my bookmarks.
Good stuff @ hyperrational

I enjoyed it so much I felt like creating a thread with it

hopefulLandlord:

I enjoyed it so much I felt like creating a thread with it

You should, especially the one about the trail. That will shock the sheeples.

hopefulLandlord:
Christian: come to Jesus, he will do anything you ask in his name by faith

Me: but you're very poor and struggling to make ends meet, why don't you just pray to god to help you succeed?

Christian: Well, faith without works is dead

Me: all these works you've been doing is not work enough?

Christian: you don't understand, you need the holy spirit to understand

Me:

analice107:

Onyeze123, is that your baby picture? if you ugly like that when you small, how you dey now? No wonder you become atheist.

No, Satanist doing "deep things of Satan" ,

hopefulLandlord:


1. Onyeze is NOT an atheist

2. there are no ugly atheists but we have Christian oil paintings and stunning models like Taribo West

obasanjo is another stunning adonis

hopefulLandlord:


this still flies over their head

Christian: does God exist?

Me: I don't know

Christian: why then do you argue so much against God?

Me: Me? I'm agnostic to a "creator god" but I can say with certainty that the bible god does not exist

Christian: which side are you on, does god exist or not?

Me: Yahweh, the god you serve does not exist but I'm agnostic to a creator

Christian: you're contradicting yourself

Me:

I always tell people you can't beat a believer in tomfoolery. The average Christian has been brainwashed to believe Yahweh is the only god. They can't simply understand Yahweh's just one of those fairytale gods created to explain why we experience orgasm

ME: If God asks you to kill your son, will you?
CHRISTIAN : God would never say a thing like that.
ME:

Lalasticlala, how market. Help us push this thread to the promise land naw

CHRISTIAN APOLOGISTS: I have done my research,
christianity is correct.
MUSLIM APOLOGISTS : I have done my research, Islam
is correct.
MORMON APOLOGISTS: I have done my research,
mormonism is correct.

ME: wetin be this?

CHRISTIAN: the Lord is my Shepherd, I shall not want.
He shall provide all my needs according to his
riches in glory.

***** two weeks later******
CHRISTIAN : do you have #2000. Things are tight and
hard at the moment.
ME :

Theists when atheists invade their thread

adepeter2027:
Lalasticlala, how market. Help us push this thread to the promise land naw

haha, impossible

Lala respekt sunday

This is really funny.

I enjoyed this.

thumbs up guys

...When Jesus finally comes

Christians:

hahn:
...When Jesus finally comes

Christians:

king of dark jokes

hahn:
...When Jesus finally comes
Christians:

hahn:
...When Jesus finally comes

Christians:

Yahwehpenis will like this one

this thread really got me laughing like kilode

hahn:
...When Jesus finally comes

Christians:

Cum shot of angels.

obinna58:
Yahwehpenis will like this one

so true