Gourdoinc:
I remember living with that pig who for reasons I can't fathom, thought taking regular baths will make him melt. maybe someone somewhere told him he was made of salt. the room would stink like a pigsty anytime nepa takes light. what irked me most was his love for taking siestas on my bed with his BO flavoured sweat. I thought life had gotten better when he graduated only for the real bush pig to be my new roommate.

in comes isoko man(donk know how and why he got that name despite not being from there). he uses plates and pots and plans to wash them at the end of the semester, people claim the boxers he wore and entered my room for the first time was what he wore since his matriculation, and I can firmly say he wore it on his convocation. apparently the grime and slime had made it stick to his buttocks that changing it was practically impossible. he knew this fact and yet he was a partial nudist who on little provocation would strip down to that boxers. imagine when a brown coloured boxers has faded to gray cloured brown with sufficient signs of accumulated skid marks.

this boy loved to eat beans once it has rottened abit, b3cause he deliberately leaves it without warming for days before he resumes the cooking. he will store the drained beans water in his corner and even corpses in a cemetery could be awoken by such a stench which usually emanates after weeks. no matter what you say, how much you yell, he will tell you that maximum you can leave the room. nobody eelver kicks him out, many run for dear life. this is a man who never had a gf all while I knew him and thus had no motivation to change his behavior. he was a swine all through university.

if you watch him eat, you will throw up all you have eaten since Christmas and new year. a man who prepared stale okro soup and when the animal and marine life finished in the soup, added boiled eggs to the okro soup for his dinner.

nobody ever tried eating his food by error or my robbery. those who didn't heed this recent warning went home with severe cases of stomach virus. it's very possible he added his stool to help his beans ferment, because for the life of me, beans shouldn't smell that bad, even if it was prepared in hell fire

Samsimple:
Nothing disgust me more than a stingy roommate. my lord, u will curse d day

fk001:
I stay alone, no roommate no friends even at home i am alone in my room.





Sometimes i doubt if i can stay with my wife in the same room if i marry.

nairanaira12:


Maybe you are the type that never let what they gave you from home to be enough for you.. .always acting like parasite. And when the other person manages his own well, you call him stingy.. ....i hate people like you.

nairanaira12:


Maybe you are the type that never let what they gave you from home to be enough for you.. .always acting like parasite. And when the other person manages his own well, you call him stingy.. ....i hate people like you.

Wishaky:
Yeah, can never forget about her in my life, she was my worst nightmare, back then at University of Nigeria Enugu campus, we were in our medical hostel and she was my a year junior, a lady from Ogbulafor village in Nsukka, its when I want to read that she will remember the audio tape of her Pastor Mbaka of adoration night and she will soo much loud her speaker that people from other rooms will now start complaining, she start cooking her local food nd soup inside the room nd everywhere wil be smelling, if this she travelled home then, if she travelled home then, we use to be very happy nd relax, we were 4 in the room but non of us could dare her, we used to hear her stories of how she beats her room mates at Nsukka during her precollege, and she once threatened to beat me, she was so dirty eehh, it was so worst that I had to ran away from the room and started scouting with one of my Yoruba sister in her room then, she and her room mates will just be laughing at me that I left my whole bed space empty and was sharing half bed with them, I really wish to see meet her once again but can't fear her like then.

Adaezechalene:
During my high school I never had a room mate until my service year, chai I had a saddist as a room mate an introvert for that matter, so quiet, churcheous, not until she sting like a raging scorpion and I was wow, that was when she poured me one full bucket of water on my bed because I was playing christian music on my phone
But glory to God that I didn't retaliate because I for become another news headline here in Nairaland.

I can never think of a room talk more of a mate

Samsimple:

guy u lack sense....like seriously what are u insinuating ...i dont knw abt u oohh but all my roomies are cheerful givers and i also return the favour and trust me peace will reign eternally...
PEACE

HaneefahRN:
I have only had one such roommate.
We have to remind her to have her bath even while she is on, I can bet it she once didn't bath for almost two weeks straight, her bed is never laid and the dirt colour pattern is so disgusting, none of the other roomies ever sat on it, doesn't go to class, sleeps all day then borrow other people's make up by night to look good for the dunderheads that'll come look for her (Usually wonder how they cope with the smell in that corner, well, love is blind and has anosmia)
Never saw her wash for a whole session, you can see her clothes rotting outside the room. Soak clothes for ages till the water starts smelling.
Wash plate ke, my brave Bunkie had to wash her maggot filled plates for her once just to stop the stench that filled the whole room, thought a rat had died.

Then again she pilfers , borrows things without returning and through her hypocritical ways fueled a misunderstanding BTW friends.

Anytime I look at her I keep wondering how just one person could have so many bad attributes. Never met anyone that way, and she really spoilt the first impression I had of her of her b eing an OK person.

Well, she is pretty, I don't know if someone will decide to cope with her cos of that. Cos she is hard to change.

Kylekent59:


Correction
back then at the university is very wrong
Back then in the university is the right tense
Because you are talking IN memory of something.

nairanaira12:

Does he collect from you? If he doesn't, then free him.

Wishaky:



Weldon prof, any other thing?

Samsimple:

sure he collects frm me and me also frm him...

Adaezechalene:
During my high school I never had a room mate until my service year, chai I had a saddist as a room mate an introvert for that matter, so quiet, churcheous, not until she sting like a raging scorpion and I was wow, that was when she poured me one full bucket of water on my bed because I was playing christian music on my phone
But glory to God that I didn't retaliate because I for become another news headline here in Nairaland.

I can never think of a room talk more of a mate

murphyibiam15:
rosalieene come in here and share your experience

Adaumunocha:
Dated one banker in the past, darn! That dude is dirty! Na me suffer am cos I kept on cleaning and cleaning. Told myself if I try Love is blind shii I'd get old before my time... Neatly escaped that one. Pheew!

Ninethmare:
My room mate back then in school was one gentle and intelligent guy like that
Me na area student i no dey stay house
He did the readings and i provided the money for books
Then during exams i copy... chai
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He doesnt know how to talk to ladies and till we graduated he never had a girlfriend
As a bad Guy that i am i always send him on exile anytime babes visited
We graduated with Second class but he is a 4 pointer
He was the best room mate ever
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He is on nairaland and he goes by the moniker ekrizz

ibkayee:

Actually it was the opposite

I was like, is that it?!

Lool!

Magnifik18:


Likewise

For a few weeks after marriage; I can but after that, to your room oh Isreal

nairanaira12:


You. Collect from him and still call him stingy?

HMZi:
I bet your konji was a bastard at that point....dont lie

Intrepid01:
Mine was none of this though, but he's still the most weird person have ever seen. People knew we never got along, although we were room mate for good 5 damn years!!. The only day we got along we were both robbed. He's number is on my phone but have never called him since he graduated in 2008. seriously, WE WERE JUST NOT MEANT TO BE FRIENDS.

murphyibiam15:
rosalieene come in here and share your experience

fk001:
I stay alone, no roommate no friends even at home i am alone in my room.





Sometimes i doubt if i can stay with my wife in the same room if i marry.