Taking a road trip in a commercial bus in Nigeria is usually skewed towards tedious or hilarious. It's surely an avenue to meet different types of people and today, we'll be taking a look at 9 types of people you will probably meet in a bus while traveling.

Let's go and don't forget to tell us the category you belong..


1. The Preacher

"Let someone shout Hallelujah" .. that's usually their first statement. The trip is usually long enough for a short service. So before you get to your destination, you guys would have done praise & worship, sermon, announcements etc.. some even add the offering session for you to support their ministry.

2. The Marketer

This set of people convert a cramped bus cabin into a moving Tejuosho market. They sell anything they lay their hands on from edibles and drugs to wears and gadgets. Their sugar-coated mouth can make you embark on impulsive buying leaving you stranded after spending your transport fare.

3. Mr Nigeria

This politician knows the past, present and future of Nigeria.. It's always easy for them to get a chat partner discussing various topics ranging from the birth of Nigeria to the corruption in the land.

4. Co-Pilot

They have one common attribute... they like to sit in the front seat while doubling as the driver's personal assistant and google map. They know how to tell the driver to overtake and maneuver but the interesting thing is some of them cannot even drive.

5. The Gentle One

You would only hear them speak twice throughout the trip. Their first word is "change" and the second one is "owa oo". Owa oo is used to tell the driver you've gotten to your bus-stop in Lagos.. what is it called in your state?

6. The Super Sleeper

These ones can sleep for Africa. Before the driver puts the bus in gear 1, they are already in gear 5. Some of them would have gotten to Ibadan before realizing they were meant to alight at Sagamu. Then you'll see them begging for transport fare to make it back to their actual destination.

7. The Warrior

Don't try the Floyd Mayweather in the bus. He/She is always ready to fight anybody on the slightest opportunity.

8. The Pilferer

Don't gawk yourself.. because if you do, you might end up looking for your money, phone and/or any other valuables you've got. Imagine a pilferer sitting next to a super sleeper. Lol.

9. The Smooth Smoocher

While the preacher is preaching and the pilferer is pilfering, the smoocher will be busy smooching silently. They always like the potholes and bumpy rides which helps them to tap some more current. This is one easy way to earn yourself a dirty slap in the bus. I remember an elderly man smooching a lady inside Edo Line on a Port Harcourt to Lagos trip way back.. She only gave the gist after the man alighted. Despite pricking the man's hand with her toothpick endlessly, he never gave up throughout the journey.



Do you have anything to add? or do you want to share your experience with us? Comment below

Finally, don't forget to tell us which categories you belong.

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The co-pilot is the most annoying

The smoochers are terrible.. They are so comfortable doing their shit...


I remember one years ago... I thought it was a mistake and tried to adjust but the determined dude moved with me. I just switched seats when I could

Gentle one . Just wear earpiece, enter nairaland till we get to our destination... Or I can turn to the crazy dude that cracks jokes with someone I don't even know till the passengers look like they are high on laughing gas before I revert back to my former self

Pray whenever The Gentle one is in your bus.

Thank me later.

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F

Read carefully.
This comment you are about reading is a true life story.


I used to think that only guys smooch till a beautiful lady placed her hand on my joystick for the duration of a two hour journey.

The mofo even started stroking it and smiling sheepishly when it got erect.
Well I have never seen anyone contact STI from dry stroking so I didn't stop her.


Lest I forget.
We later exchanged numbers and the rest they say is history

Caller : Hello mr benosky, you won a trip for two to Dubai who are you gonna take with you Sir.
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Me : I'm taking no one I will go twice.

Old gist

The caller. They would spend the whole journey on the phone screaming at the top of their voices.

It's LadyF again.

I don't talk when I'm on a bus, I can't shout biko.

TEACHER: Wale, why are you doing
your math multiplication on the floor? WALE:
You told me to do it without using tables. Lol

Copied

I can't really understand cause i have never been in a public car

Lol.. Nice!

Practicing number 1 in Kaduna is a one way ticket to hell...

What about the Michael Jackson's that will always have their earphones plugged and mime and hum loudly?
The lovebirds tha will be doing PDA

Lol, I can relate mehn. what about the noisemakers.

5 so defines me

Mr Nigeria though

you would be like why is he here? instead of NASS.

some ladies will come here to complain about how the gave the dude a dirty slap but in the real sense the enjoy the smooching some of them even allow him to dig the honey pot with a finger.
be truthful to your self

Smoochers & co-pilots are the height of it all

kayceerilyn:
The smoochers are terrible.. They are so comfortable doing their shit...


I remember one years ago... I thought it was a mistake and tried to adjust but the determined dude moved with me. I just switched seats when I could

They ones that are always in a hurry to get to their destination. ........

hv experience all apart from the smoocher ; D

snnaija:
some ladies will come here to complain about the smooching but to be honest some of them enjoy

speak for yourself alone

Imagine a bus piloted by Nnamdi Kanu conveying Hausa/Fulanis..Where will their final destination be?

OP forgot to add the ones that buy and eat everything that comes their way