"This is my chance, let me rush to the Niger Delta to gather goodwill"

You confidently tell your wife that with the efforts you are making, come 2019 you stand a chance

Your wife keenly looking at you when you start the line of "The role of firstlady that was abolished was only abolished on paper...I will do well to ensure what I say is what I do" Your wife's face

You start telling everyone that Jonathan will support you irrespective of party affiliations since you both from the south. Jonathan...

Then at the federal executive council meeting Bubu says, I am back. I de kampe

Lol

Nice

sorry we don't do meme here
that's for romance section

You bear it like a man around the ministers. When you get home in your room

But you tell your inner self that you can still pull crowd and approach Obasanjo like...

You paint yourself like...

When actually everyone else sees you like...

Somewhere in the north Elrufai and Atiku hear of your ambitions they go...

Immediately you consider hitting Oyegun, you see APC spokesperson's tweet saying presidency is zoned to the north 2019...

You meet Bubu to tell him your plans ahead of time. Typically he gives you the "I got you SAN, I got you"

Immediately APC's spokesperson deletes the tweets and issues you an apology and tell you all options are still open

Your madam couldnt resist peeking to see if the tweet is deleted...

Loll

You hit RCCG for special thanskgiving

Goons are next...

APC nomination won...

Atiku, Elrufai and PDP

Thazzz alll. ITs just a joke ooo

ElSherriff:
Thazzz alll. ITs just a joke ooo

A dry joke.

dry!!!

YMC folks, where y'all @?