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Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by sukkot: 6:30am On Sep 23, 2017
how is it down there on that big rock called earth ?

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Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Nobody: 6:34am On Sep 23, 2017
LMAO

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Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by nerilove(m): 6:36am On Sep 23, 2017
but who said so?
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Rilwayne001: 6:36am On Sep 23, 2017
Happy rapturing! cool

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Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by ikbnice(m): 6:38am On Sep 23, 2017
Yeah!
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Ninethmare: 6:39am On Sep 23, 2017
Yes o we made it together Abeg you know where i fit watch match for here

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Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by kadree(m): 6:45am On Sep 23, 2017
Ninethmare:
Yes o we made it together Abeg you know where i fit watch match for here
Go angel Michael house wey dey beside angel Gabriel farm. Lolz

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Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by kadree(m): 6:46am On Sep 23, 2017
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Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Ninethmare: 6:48am On Sep 23, 2017
kadree:
Go angel Michael house wey dey beside angel Gabriel farm. Lolz
Nwanna that viewing center cost How them go de collect #250 when no be champions league final.,
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by abouzaid: 6:53am On Sep 23, 2017
all these foreign religions sef.

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Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by kadree(m): 6:57am On Sep 23, 2017
Ninethmare:
Nwanna that viewing center cost How them go de collect #250 when no be champions league final.,
Na free na. U don pay the price as a born again before rapture. Lolz

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Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Ninethmare: 7:10am On Sep 23, 2017
kadree:
Na free na. U don pay the price as a born again before rapture. Lolz
Baba them send me outside

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Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by uwammebi: 7:11am On Sep 23, 2017
sukkot:
how is it down there on that big rock called earth ?

this is what happens when u drink akpuru achia immediately after smoking alimosho weed

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Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Nobody: 7:14am On Sep 23, 2017
Bros abeg shey Beer dey heaven?
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Nobody: 7:50am On Sep 23, 2017
I made it too!!! grin grin grin
Choir things..we be singing "hallelujah "

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Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by hopefulLandlord: 7:58am On Sep 23, 2017
HopefulLandlord made heaven!!!!

Nairalanders can you believe that?

I'm in heaven and I've seen Sukkot, mhizesther but yet to see people like Analice107, Felixomor, Kingebukasblog, olaadegbu, asuustrike2009, Richirich713 bloodofthelamb, could it be they didn't make heaven? I'm now asking Yahweh what happened to them

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Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Nobody: 8:05am On Sep 23, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
HopefulLandlord made heaven!!!!

Nairalanders can you believe that?

I'm in heaven and I've seen Sukkot, mhizesther but yet to see people like Analice107, Felixomor, Kingebukasblog, olaadegbu, asuustrike2009, bloodofthelamb, could it be they didn't make heaven?


Congratulations we made it grin grin
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by bloodofthelamb(m): 8:07am On Sep 23, 2017
sukkot:
how is it down there on that big rock called earth ?
IT IS WELL WITH THE CHILDREN OF MEN[ADAM]... WHO TOLD YOU GUYS THAT BELIEVERS WILL BE CHECKING OUT TODAY?
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by felixomor: 8:12am On Sep 23, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
HopefulLandlord made heaven!!!!

Nairalanders can you believe that?

I'm in heaven and I've seen Sukkot, mhizesther but yet to see people like Analice107, Felixomor, Kingebukasblog, olaadegbu, asuustrike2009, Richirich713 bloodofthelamb, could it be they didn't make heaven? I'm now asking Yahweh what h[color=#990000]appened to them

Matthew: 25. 12 But he answered and said, Verily I say unto you, I know you not. 13 Watch therefore, for ye know neither the day nor the hour wherein the Son of man cometh.

We know you are Ignorant of the bible.
Dont remind us.

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Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by hopefulLandlord: 8:14am On Sep 23, 2017
felixomor:


Matthew: 25. 12. But he answered and said, Verily I say unto you, I know you not. 13 Watch therefore, for ye know neither the day nor the hour wherein the Son of man cometh.

We know you are Ignorant of the bible.
Dont remind us.

so you didn't make it, what a pity cheesy

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Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by felixomor: 8:17am On Sep 23, 2017
hopefulLandlord:


so you didn't make it, what a pity cheesy

You cant read.
What a pity

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Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by hopefulLandlord: 8:22am On Sep 23, 2017
felixomor:


You cant read.
What a pity

the day has come, I'm in heaven but you didn't make it, Yahweh said you're a porn and masturbation addict, that's the reason you didn't make heaven, don't take the mark of the beast abeg, hope still dey for you grin

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Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by hopefulLandlord: 8:23am On Sep 23, 2017
uwammebi:


this is what happens when u drink akpuru achia immediately after smoking alimosho weed

this is what happens when you don't make heaven

we are enjoying in heaven already bro
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by bloodofthelamb(m): 8:25am On Sep 23, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
HopefulLandlord made heaven!!!!

Nairalanders can you believe that?

I'm in heaven and I've seen Sukkot, mhizesther but yet to see people like Analice107, Felixomor, Kingebukasblog, olaadegbu, asuustrike2009, Richirich713 bloodofthelamb, could it be they didn't make heaven? I'm now asking Yahweh what happened to them
BROS, WHO TOLD YOU THE SONS OF GOD WILL BE RAPTURED THIS DAY? THE WORLD WILL KNOW WHEN WE CHECK OUT. BUT BY THEN, THE GATE OF GRACE WILL HAVE BEEN CLOSED...

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Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Hier(m): 8:28am On Sep 23, 2017
hopefulLandlord:
HopefulLandlord made heaven!!!!

Nairalanders can you believe that?

I'm in heaven and I've seen Sukkot, mhizesther but yet to see people like Analice107, Felixomor, Kingebukasblog, olaadegbu, asuustrike2009, Richirich713 bloodofthelamb, could it be they didn't make heaven? I'm now asking Yahweh what happened to them

Hopefullandlord in Heaven grin grin give the phone to Obinna58

Truly, God is merciful

Is Hahn and adepter2026 there, what about 1sharon??
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by hopefulLandlord: 8:28am On Sep 23, 2017
bloodofthelamb:
BROS, WHO TOLD YOU THE SONS OF GOD WILL BE RAPTURED THIS DAY? THE WORLD WILL KNOW WHEN WE CHECK OUT. BUT BY THEN, THE GATE OF GRACE WILL HAVE BEEN CLOSED...
Nobody, Rapture has happened and you didn't make it

I'm in heaven using free WiFi, faster than the speed of light, I just finished eating an entire steak and the temperature here is anything I want it to be

Sukkot and I are cracking jokes, the only downer is there's no sex sad but who cares? its enjoyment galore here
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by marvelling(m): 8:30am On Sep 23, 2017
sukkot:
how is it down there on that big rock called earth ?


it's exactly 100 days to the end of the year bro! anything can happen

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Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by hopefulLandlord: 8:31am On Sep 23, 2017
Hier:


Hopefullandlord in Heaven grin grin give the phone to Obinna58

Obinna58 went into Yahweh's abode to ask for certain answers

I took a peek into the abode and saw Jesus Christ on the right hand side of Yahweh who is also Jesus Christ grin

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Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Hier(m): 8:36am On Sep 23, 2017
hopefulLandlord:


Obinna58 went into Yahweh's abode to ask for certain answers

I took a peek into the abode and saw Jesus Christ on the right hand side of Yahweh who is also Jesus Christ grin

How is the place like grin cheesy

seem so many people repented overnight,grin the road like they say is truly narrow,

GO SLOW hold me

cc Lalasticlala
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by hopefulLandlord: 8:36am On Sep 23, 2017
Hier:
Is Hahn and adepter2026 there, what about 1sharon??
Yahweh said he made Hahn the real estate agent of Hell, so no heaven for him I haven't seen Adepeter26 but I'll ask Yahweh when I enter his abode
Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by hopefulLandlord: 8:38am On Sep 23, 2017
Hier:


How is the place like grin cheesy

seem so many people repented overnight,grin the road like they say is truly narrow,

GO SLOW hold me

cc Lalasticlala

grin

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Re: Hey Yall Its Sept 23 And I Am Raptured. I Am Writing This Post From Heaven by Hier(m): 8:45am On Sep 23, 2017
hopefulLandlord post=Hahn :

Yahweh said he made Hahn the real estate agent of Hell, so no heaven for him
I haven't seen Adepeter26 but I'll ask Yahweh when I enter his abode

Chooiii, I saw Adepeter recently while I was on earth, but dude no won believe me oooo, probably Hahn will give him estate in hell, but in hell, but I doubt if satan built any estate in hell, because dude can lie

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