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10 Funny Signs To Note When Your Village People Are After You by Mowunmiaf: 5:21pm On Sep 25, 2017
Many times, people are faced with many challenges and issues without knowing where to trace it to. Sometimes, everything does not have to be your fault or maybe someone you had a misunderstandng with. Often times, there are external forces from your village really doing you.

These are some of the funny signs to note when your village people are after you.

1. You laugh alone even when there is really nothing funny. Sometimes, people do this when they remember something or someone funny. But, when you are just laughing without a specific reason, it could be a sign your people are after you.

2. When you slept off and forgot your interview: This is not so funny though. Imagine when you have an exam or interview that you have spent weeks, months and even years preparing for, then on the day of the exam, you slept off.

3. When you find yourself in your old school uniforms; so you finished primary or secondary school years ago and you keep finding yourself in those uniforms, even writing names of noise maker. It is serious.

4. When everyone keeps Leaving you: when you are easily liked and suddenly they just hate you. You keep moving from one person to the other and still they all end up leaving you.

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5. When you keep missing things: this happens when you buy something today and next thing, you can't find it. It could be money, car, food or anything.

6. When you still have watching porn on your Cv: many people go about with faulty cv. The contents on some people's cv is the reason they are still jobless. your village people make you write lazy and interested in porn on your CV.

7. When you perform husband/wife material: you are still dating, you go to his house, sweep, clean, scrub and find it hard to do same in your father's house. You are a guy and still see your supposed girlfriend to her suitor's house. You really need help.

8. When you mistakenly send nude to the wrong people: some people are fond of mistakenly sending nudes to their ex, boss, pastor, church group on whatsapp, parents and so on.
which one are you guilty of, lol. include the ones you know.

Re: 10 Funny Signs To Note When Your Village People Are After You by paiz: 5:26pm On Sep 25, 2017
When traffic catch you when you de run from police

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Re: 10 Funny Signs To Note When Your Village People Are After You by MhizzAJ(f): 5:31pm On Sep 25, 2017
That No 7 eh
I pity some guys that will end up in that category cheesy
Those guys that will escort their girlfriends to their husbands house

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Re: 10 Funny Signs To Note When Your Village People Are After You by Nobody: 5:32pm On Sep 25, 2017
speechless

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Re: 10 Funny Signs To Note When Your Village People Are After You by Samsimple(m): 6:01pm On Sep 25, 2017
Wen u play bet9ja for 2 years and u neva chop even 1000 naira before

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Re: 10 Funny Signs To Note When Your Village People Are After You by Mowunmiaf: 7:43pm On Sep 25, 2017
cc:lalasticlala

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