Sapiosexuality:
Lol. Okay.

Yh..sure.change your moniker it fits atheists more. Religious people are not sapiosexuals

Lordkratus:
one currently telling my wife to be say I no be him husband only for him to come around to tell her that God showed him that she would be his wife. I still dey wait make I get leave from work go warri with my sharp cutlass. I almost lost my relationship to that dude yeye prophecy.

thesuave10:


Yh..sure.change your moniker it fits atheists more. Religious people are not sapiosexuals

Talk2Bella:
one told me I was gonna build his church, I was 17 at the time, maybe he was hoping I'd steal mum's money hahahahahahha, when I introduced him to my step dad, that one used cutlass to chase him.

another one, instead of jejely inviting me to his church he started with threats of how if I don't come shiit was gonna go down....... Nigggaaa I ain't even religious

oh I remember another one, was just coming back from an interview at Maryland entered bus and one baba started praying for me, in order not to seem disrespectful I began to say amen, when baba finished praying he told me my bill was 500 naira, it was like I had just been struck by lightening loooool, omo I told him you should have asked me for money na, anyway I don't have 5h I think I gave him 100 naira or so

most of them are from white garment churches (no offense)

them plenty sha but no be that one de do me this morning......

currently at Adamasingba stadium Ibadan since early morning apparently Governor Ajimobi wanted corpers here to witness this Independence day celebration...... I weak

Sapiosexuality:
Okay, bro. Stop mentioning me please.

I'm done.believe it or not.you stop I stop

dakeskese:
...
That He sees me in the rhelm of the spirit becoming a multimillionaire in 2014.


Na so the boy double im hustle. Till today, na MTN 10MB I dey take come NL.

Prophet Oshi!!!

tosyne2much:
You're not alone here.. That's how these useless so called prophets ruin people's relationships with ridiculous reasons. They just look at you and make random guesses

Many people have lost good people in their lives because a prophet discouraged them from marrying that person

Pinkfriday:
When I was born, one fake prophetess told my mum I was an Ogbanje dat will die soon... Na me still dey here o

enilove:
Why are topics like this making front page. There are other better topics that can make a christian to be serious with God and promote the name of Jesus Christ , but controversial and bad news that would make churches to be viewed with disdain are things the moderators are bringing to the front page. The Muslims section doesn't do this to their religion.
Why dont we come up with things that would make the believers and nonbelievers to be afraid of evil so that this nation can prosper.

Galatians 6:7 KJV
Be not deceived; God is not mocked: for whatsoever a man soweth, that shall he also reap.

LadyGoddiva:
A very good example of a false prophet on Nairaland is saintsamurai who claims to have the gift while deceiving gullible people. It's very sad really. I only hope God has mercy on him.

Talk2Bella:
one told me I was gonna build his church, I was 17 at the time, maybe he was hoping I'd steal mum's money hahahahahahha, when I introduced him to my step dad, that one used cutlass to chase him.

another one, instead of jejely inviting me to his church he started with threats of how if I don't come shiit was gonna go down....... Nigggaaa I ain't even religious

oh I remember another one, was just coming back from an interview at Maryland entered bus and one baba started praying for me, in order not to seem disrespectful I began to say amen, when baba finished praying he told me my bill was 500 naira, it was like I had just been struck by lightening loooool, omo I told him you should have asked me for money na, anyway I don't have 5h I think I gave him 100 naira or so

most of them are from white garment churches (no offense)

them plenty sha but no be that one de do me this morning......

currently at Adamasingba stadium Ibadan since early morning apparently Governor Ajimobi wanted corpers here to witness this Independence day celebration...... I weak

Crixina:
it isn't denigrating Christian religion, but false prophets, except you are saying that these false prophets are Christians.

Emeskhalifa:
One told me that I won't last 3years and need serious prayers...... My brothers and sisters, its 6years since the man told me tht.

Pweetyjuddy:
...that I was going to buy spider(car)in three months with bet9ja money of which I don't know how to play it..till now am still expecting d yeye prophecy

nelson7777:


u shud try it, some people r just naturally lucky, it cost u notin

tosyne2much:
All these their death prophesies dey fear many people oooo.. Dem go begin run helter skelter

Pinkfriday:
When I was born, one fake prophetess told my mum I was an Ogbanje dat will die soon... Na me still dey here o

tosyne2much:
So, he meant your own husband no dey Nigeria but na Yankee e go come from?

Griffon:
That I'll buy a brand new Camry before Christmas.

Before you ask how ridiculous is that, you must know that I was then on a monthly salary of 20k naira and the month of the prophecy was September.

Having paid my semester's fee and settled some debts, all I had left in my account then was N7000.

Abeg who buys a new Camry with N7000 with just three months left on the calendar?

sircrabo:
According to the bible " despise not prophesyings " if you ever meet someone that tells you anything in the name of prophecy, never despise the message openly. Just leave it for God to have the final say. Some self aclaimed prophets are evil. They can manipulate events to prove themselves right

If they tell you you'll have an accident, some that are evil can cause that to happen. At that point, don't argue with them. Just let god lead

I ws told one girl has initiated me into emire kingdom with fanta, I can't remember taking fanta from any girl. Since then I've been looking to see the girl that will offer me fanta. Lol.

I was also told I am a good footballer. I played ball last in second sch. 15yrs ago.

Another prophet told my sister that I'm a cultist that he sees me wearing uniform with my members. I did part time and didn't stay on campus, no time for campus life not to talk of cult. After that day, they started suspecting me at home. I am a god fearing young man with no thoughts of joining any cult.

My sister was told to marry her fiancee that is heaven made union. they are now seperated after 3yrs of marriage

Don't argue, let god have the final say

PierreDeFermat:
so,you never believed things would be better for you in 2017 until a prophet said it? So if things had gotten worse for you in 2017 and you are unable to get a job,he would come over and tell you its because you will encounter something bad at your work place? keep deceiving yourselves you and your prophets.

SheIsElle:
Sometimes earlier this year a prophet told me that a great opportunities will come my way, that I should endeavour to pay my tithe and offering when I receive my blessing. I thought she was referring to me getting my dream job. Six months down the line no great opportunity has presented itself, am yet to land my dream job.

SnowJay92:


Of course God has the final say in everything, but for these do called prophets, instilling fear is their greatest weapon, or should I say their most lucrative gimmick, and if you know the basis of human psychology, fear sells, the best thing is not to go to them at all, and not availing them the opportunity to talk shit to you. That way you'd live a very fearless life, the only fear worth living with, is the fear if God.