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Re: Do You Know German Toilet Design Is Different From Rest Of The World? by slapandfall(m): 6:54pm On Oct 01, 2017
Diso60090:
where you dey there nor come dey form bighead piki snap your street make we see na

I don't understand how you think.
Re: Do You Know German Toilet Design Is Different From Rest Of The World? by DOnlooker(m): 6:59pm On Oct 01, 2017
hakeem4:


Who told you Germans don't have water? Simply because they hate to waste even waste products doesn't equate to scarcity.


their design is economical for their country, because they are not lucky like Nigeria to have water. But here in Lagos we can easily access our ground water, that's why every individual has a bore hole / well in their house so we can waste water anyhow. While they pay for their water and they've to manage it
Re: Do You Know German Toilet Design Is Different From Rest Of The World? by Nobody: 7:15pm On Oct 01, 2017
uboma:
I prefer the German design though.

prefer what? i have used this toilet before and i can tell you its not the best. your poo would stink to high heavens.

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Re: Do You Know German Toilet Design Is Different From Rest Of The World? by Nobody: 7:16pm On Oct 01, 2017
dessz:
u mean we guys will have to sit down to piss angry

yea its like that too in german speaking europe but nobody does that stuff in public toilets though..
Re: Do You Know German Toilet Design Is Different From Rest Of The World? by FOREXMARTS: 7:19pm On Oct 01, 2017
funny how many people are viewing this
Re: Do You Know German Toilet Design Is Different From Rest Of The World? by Petersamuel8(m): 7:28pm On Oct 01, 2017
grin grin
veekid:
Na that USA own we dey use for naija here, you go dey shít like this and your shit go dey splash water for your yansh; too bad






Some settings in Nigeria now make use of the German system, seen it many atimes
Re: Do You Know German Toilet Design Is Different From Rest Of The World? by MrEgghead(m): 7:44pm On Oct 01, 2017
veekid:
Na that USA own we dey use for naija here, you go dey shít like this and your shit go dey splash water for your yansh; too bad






Some settings in Nigeria now make use of the German system, seen it many atimes
you're right. Where I did my IT their toilets are like this.
Re: Do You Know German Toilet Design Is Different From Rest Of The World? by Elxandre(m): 7:58pm On Oct 01, 2017
slapandfall:
Hmmmm.. Not all the toilets though.

I live in Munich.. Attached are 2 toilets in my house.
One na like that, the other no be like that and I dey shit in peace..
Lol.
Which one do you use?
Re: Do You Know German Toilet Design Is Different From Rest Of The World? by Nobody: 8:11pm On Oct 01, 2017
ENDTIMEgist:
lovelygurl, can you confirm it?

Noooope, looks like those disgusting train toilet seats grin

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Re: Do You Know German Toilet Design Is Different From Rest Of The World? by nolio(m): 8:51pm On Oct 01, 2017
na to dey target the whole oooo.no time to dey scrub after every shit
BisQuit:
Germans have their own way of dealing with their health and hygiene. They have their reputation of being different and hold a great pride for that. Today, know about another unique German thing that will leave you shocked.

THEIR TOILET SEAT

Germans have a very different style of the toilet seat as compared to the toilet seats with the rest of the world. They have their own strange explanation for this very different style of toilet seat.

THE SHELF SHITTER

Well! This unique German poop throne is called the “shelf shitter”. Unlike other toilet seats, it has a unique style which allows the poop to sit there and stare back at you with all its smell until you decide to flush it off all by yourself. It is a ” lay and display ” model which instead of allowing the poop to drop straight into the water, collects it midway to let you examine it.


EXPLANATION

They have a very weird and a very gross explanation to this weird toilet seat. According to them, the design of the toilet seat is linked with their hygiene. After their satisfactory poop session, all they do is first look at it for inconsistencies and possible diseases. If they find some, they take a snap and mail it to their doctor.


USE LESS WATER

German toilet seats, in some ways are better than the other toilet seats. One smart reason is the saving of water. While the Western toilet seat uses two to three gallons of water in one flow, German seats uses less water. Their flush system has two buttons, one for less water and the other for larger supply. This helps us use water only in required amount rather than letting it flow in a go.


THE VIDEO

So, this was all about the very unique German toilet seats and their whole explanation behind this wonderful and somewhat still a smelly idea of hygiene. FYI, they even find this shelf shitter great in picking up their poop for hygiene samples.

Watch the whole video and let us know if you are going to replace your direct plunge it toilet seat with this one?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KTxvOj9I0kI


Source=http://unknownfacts.info/2017/09/01/did-you-know-german-toilet-design-is-different-from-rest-of-the-world-this-is-the-wisdom-behind/


Re: Do You Know German Toilet Design Is Different From Rest Of The World? by gotousa2013: 8:54pm On Oct 01, 2017
veekid:
Na that USA own we dey use for naija here, you go dey shít like this and your shit go dey splash water for your yansh; too bad






Some settings in Nigeria now make use of the German system, seen it many atimes
Ive used this quite often in some hotels but i messed up everywhere because Im not used to it and I always ask myself 'what sort of rubbish design is this' without knowing how it really works. I think im now a better person.

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Re: Do You Know German Toilet Design Is Different From Rest Of The World? by Amberon11: 8:56pm On Oct 01, 2017
Just place tissue paper into the toilet bowl before shitting, how difficult is that?
Partnerbiz3:
I prefer theirs cos at times i will be shitting and shit water go dey touch ma nyash.

But with this I can shit like in a plate and then flush down.

If i have money i will install theirs..

Theirs is better...
Re: Do You Know German Toilet Design Is Different From Rest Of The World? by Amberon11: 8:58pm On Oct 01, 2017
Really?
Mosebolatan26:
So u dunno Germany has less water supply Cus there sea was poisoned during world war
Re: Do You Know German Toilet Design Is Different From Rest Of The World? by UncutSk(m): 10:06pm On Oct 01, 2017
AburoBuhari:
since I was born I only know of one toilet design and that's the "shotput"

*AburoBuhari*
my Manchi lol
Re: Do You Know German Toilet Design Is Different From Rest Of The World? by Habyz(m): 10:08pm On Oct 01, 2017
The German design is weird but rather intelligent. Anyways in Yoruba land we say orishi rishi.
Re: Do You Know German Toilet Design Is Different From Rest Of The World? by armyofone(m): 10:27pm On Oct 01, 2017
It must have been very hard to splash. Please include fibers and drink 8 cups of water daily.


Partnerbiz3:
I prefer theirs cos at times i will be shitting and shit water go dey touch ma nyash.

But with this I can shit like in a plate and then flush down.

If i have money i will install theirs..

Theirs is better...
Re: Do You Know German Toilet Design Is Different From Rest Of The World? by Diso60090(m): 10:46pm On Oct 01, 2017
slapandfall:


I don't understand how you think.
bros how ?only that small thing wey i talk na they make you feel Larry king
Re: Do You Know German Toilet Design Is Different From Rest Of The World? by Nobody: 12:46am On Oct 02, 2017
uboma:
I prefer the German design though.
Unless you are the only one at home using it or else the smell of other people's poo will fill the whole house and choke you. The water helps to seal off the odour.
Re: Do You Know German Toilet Design Is Different From Rest Of The World? by adusky1(m): 1:23am On Oct 02, 2017
Me ma bush I dey poo sha.what is toilet seat again?
Re: Do You Know German Toilet Design Is Different From Rest Of The World? by Shukran(f): 3:26am On Oct 02, 2017
Na this kind toilet my sister get for her house for Abuja. Every I dry ask myself which kind toilet be this? Every time person shut, he must wash toilet undecided embarassed
Re: Do You Know German Toilet Design Is Different From Rest Of The World? by AreaFada2: 5:11am On Oct 02, 2017
Mosebolatan26:
So u dunno Germany has less water supply Cus there sea was poisoned during world war

My dear not actually true. Germany shares the Baltic sea with Northern & Eastern Europeans and shares the North Sea with North Western Europeans. No way to pollute it and not affect others. Pollution due to sea warfare was normal but not enough. Atomic bomb was never used in or against Germany during the war.
Unlike what some NLers are saying here, Germany has a high rainfall similar to its neighbors. Despite regional variations.

German water has high nitrate levels though due to agriculture & industrial activities.

Germany is a water-rich country.

Rules governing water quality apply EU wide now and fairly strict. Germany has been pushing ahead with Green energy along with the Scandinavians for a long time. It has even committed to stopping Nuclear Reactor use in Energy production. Germany is one of the few countries in the world where the Green/Environmental Party has been in Federal Govt Coalition and even has a regional/state governor in power currently.

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Re: Do You Know German Toilet Design Is Different From Rest Of The World? by chukxie(m): 5:49am On Oct 02, 2017
My favourite - The Chinese squatting toilet bowl. An advanced 'shalanga' style toilet bowl. Easy and convenient to use. Try it and thank me later.

Re: Do You Know German Toilet Design Is Different From Rest Of The World? by Nedfed(m): 6:44am On Oct 02, 2017
BiafranBushBoy:
I heard shitt business pays more!!


That is why yoruba always say Igbe lowo wa meaning inside faeces is were money is

Re: Do You Know German Toilet Design Is Different From Rest Of The World? by PierreDeFermat(m): 7:34am On Oct 02, 2017
Mosebolatan26:
So u dunno Germany has less water supply Cus there sea was poisoned during world war
tell me more pls babe. I never knew their sea was poisoned. but can't they flush it out since 1945?. educate me,I'm expecting your reply
Re: Do You Know German Toilet Design Is Different From Rest Of The World? by ehispapa(m): 7:39am On Oct 02, 2017
hakeem4:





their design is economical for their country, because they are not lucky like Nigeria to have water. But here in Lagos we can easily access our ground water, that's why every individual has a bore hole / well in their house so we can waste water anyhow. While they pay for their water and they've to manage it

please i dont understand what you mean by the bolded. Nigeria have more water than Germany? i am still not understanding
Re: Do You Know German Toilet Design Is Different From Rest Of The World? by hakeem4(m): 7:45am On Oct 02, 2017
ehispapa:


please i dont understand what you mean by the bolded. Nigeria have more water than Germany? i am still not understanding
their water was poisoned during the world war 2 so they cannot use the water for domestic use.

You get ?
Re: Do You Know German Toilet Design Is Different From Rest Of The World? by EndiaSami: 7:54am On Oct 02, 2017
Partnerbiz3:
I prefer theirs cos at times i will be shitting and shit water go dey touch ma nyash.

But with this I can shit like in a plate and then flush down.

If i have money i will install theirs..

Theirs is better...

U.S , U.K and German Standards are all available in Nigeria. And it's not so expensive.
feel free to check my thread
Re: Do You Know German Toilet Design Is Different From Rest Of The World? by EndiaSami: 8:00am On Oct 02, 2017
Whether na U.S
Or U.k
Or German.... all are available here in Nigeria


See signature to view more.
Re: Do You Know German Toilet Design Is Different From Rest Of The World? by aniyphil: 8:18am On Oct 02, 2017
The reason for the German design is quite obvious . . .they've got the flattest a$$ since humans were designed ! grin grin grin
Re: Do You Know German Toilet Design Is Different From Rest Of The World? by EndiaSami: 8:18am On Oct 02, 2017
Ladies tend to prefer the German model more. Because no splash backs(for health reasons) and if them wan form like say dem no dey sh*t, e go help them with no water noise as the poo dey land. Lol

for all types of wc and other sanitary wares, click on my signature
Re: Do You Know German Toilet Design Is Different From Rest Of The World? by Afritop(m): 8:31am On Oct 02, 2017
shocked Ha! That German model won't fit our shitting style society. Imagine that kind used as a public toilet. As a user in a bid to maintain balance by ensuring your lower laps dont touch the surface, you will have to adjust your ass to a certain degree where your asshole will be directly proportional to the shīt hole.
Re: Do You Know German Toilet Design Is Different From Rest Of The World? by charlesucheh(m): 9:09am On Oct 02, 2017
Nothing will ever make me use that toilet!
Had it mind to go to Germany, but after going through this thread, I think a change of heart is expedient!

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