Please when will this almajiri be arrested for stealing $26bn from NNPC coffers?

Why is it taking so long?

I thought he came to weed out corruption?

Why is it happening in his own ministry?! Right under his nose and he will tell me he wasn't aware with his authoritarian style of governance?! Haba!

He assured us he wanted to monitor NNPC because that's where corruption starts. Little did we know, the almajiri wanted to keep a tight knot over the whole looting process.

Now the knot has been loosened!

Even Dangote is not worth $26bn despite amassing wealth for over 25 years now. Buhari has done in two years what Diezani did in 6 years and feminists will tell me "what a man can do, a woman will do better"?

Buhari is a big thief. He has been stealing since 1977.

That's 40 years thieving experience.

His thieving skills are even older than many Nairalanders.

The revelations Are too damning enough to impeach the dullard.