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The Heavenly Playboy Mansion by chosengocap: 10:12pm On Oct 07, 2017
“What motivates these suicide bombers and jihadists‎
to carry out these acts?” a friend once asked me. In
my witty style, I answered, “they want to make it to
Allah’s paradise of sex and wine.” Her eyes widened
like saucers “What! Are you kidding me?” She was
shocked again when her Muslim neighbour proudly
confirmed that according to the Quran, a sex heaven
awaits all Muslim warriors.

One way to understand a god is to examine his
heaven. To know who the Allah of islam is, first look
at his heaven. The Quran clearly states that those
who fight for islam are entitled to paradise.

“Those who have left their homes…and have fought
and were slain – Verily, I will blot out their iniquities
and admit them into Gardens with rivers flowing
beneath…” (3:195)

“Did you think ye would enter heaven without God
testing those of you who fought hard [in his cause]
…” (3:142)

Al-Quran describes this heaven as a place with
“rivers of milk and rivers of wine…and rivers of
honey” (47:15), “fruit and meat” 57:22), “gushing
water” (3:15) “clustered plantain” (56:29) “enclosed
gardens and grapevines” (78:32) and “fowl
meat” (56:21). 

Now, all these goodies may sound so
nice and delightful to some bunch of sun-scorched
7th century Arab desert men, but to a modern man
they are pablum banality. These were simply all the
stuffs Muhammad’s desert home in Medina lacked.‎
What’s exciting about them today?
In this paradise are also “bashful virgins whom
neither man nor jinns will have touched before…

virgins as fair as corals and rubies” (Q 55:54-58).
These are the “houris” – voluptuous, alluring, “wide-
eyed” nymphs (apparently adopted from Persian
mythology). These sex dolls are reserved for Muslim
warriors.

“Thus (shall it be) and We [Allah] shall wed them
with houris pure, beautiful ones” (Q 44:54).
“We created the houris; and We made them ever
virgins dear to their spouses, of equal age with
them…” (56:35-38).
They are heavenly whores, specially created by
Allah. They are “maidens with swelling breasts of
like age” (78:33).

 Ibn Kathir’s commentary says that
these “maidens will [have] fully developed breasts…
fully rounded and not sagging, because they will be
virgins equal in age.”‎

I think this exposes the human origin of the Quran.
Muhammad couldn’t see into the 21st century where
there are strip clubs, adult vacation parties, wild
stag dos, porn and free sex to cater to man’s baser
instincts. He couldn’t see beyond his time. A ‎promise of a heavenly brothel of wide-eyed girls no
longer sells. Even Hugh Hefner has this sort of ‎“paradise” right here on earth.

There will also be boy slaves “as fair as virgin
pearls” (34:24); boys “graced with eternal youth who
to their beholders will seem like sprinkle
pearls” (76:19), perhaps, in case the men are bored
with women. Note: pederasty was common among
7th century Arabs. 

A hadith says the lowest a Muslim
will get over there is 72 virgins and 80,000 servants
(Mishkat al-Masbih, 1204). This is what Muslim ‎jihadists want to die to have.
There is really no stated reward for Muslim women.
The men get 72 whores, the women get nothing!

Zilch! Nada! Female suicide bombers are going to be
in for a rude shock over there! Who knows, maybe
Allah will make them into lesbians over there or they
will have to share their old husbands with 72 houris,
that is if he even has their time. So much for ‎women’s rights in Islam!‎

The islamic heaven obviously emanated from the
mind of a sex pervert. 
According to Sura 33:50, Allah
gave Muhammad alone the right to marry as many ‎women as he wanted (this included his slaves,
cousins and any Muslim woman who offers herself to
him). What other type of heaven would be convenient
for such a man?

Muhammad never experienced the presence of God
where there is “fullness of joy” (Ps 16:11). The only
joy he knew were the pleasures of sex, wine and‎ food. Islam is not about getting to Heaven to worship
an unknowable Allah, rather Allah wants to sit on his
throne and watch Muslim men having sex orgies and
getting drunk while nodding to the rhythm of their
moans. That’s his own joy. What a false deity and a
false heaven!

For Christians “No eye has seen, no ear has heard,
no mind has conceived what God has prepared for
those who love Him” (1Cor 2:9). The real heaven is
beyond what Muhammad or any man could imagine
or describe. The joy there “is not a matter of eating
and drinking, but of righteousness, peace and joy in
the Holy Spirit” (Rom. 14:17).
Jesus Christ plainly stated that “At the resurrection
people will neither marry, nor be given in
marriage…” (Mt 22:30). 

Definitely, He was not
speaking of the playboy mansion paradise ‎Muhammad imagined for his followers. Its sad to
think that suicide bombers and jihadists are going to
be in for a very shocking disappointment after death.
I pray God open their eyes before its too late.‎ (Credit my friend Victor Ayeni)
Re: The Heavenly Playboy Mansion by olaolutreasure(m): 10:42pm On Oct 07, 2017
May the Lord increase your understanding. They need to see this

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Re: The Heavenly Playboy Mansion by ReneeNuttall(f): 11:19pm On Oct 07, 2017
Odiegwu!
Re: The Heavenly Playboy Mansion by tartar9(m): 6:47am On Oct 08, 2017
Abu Huraira reported: The Messenger of Allah, peace and blessings be upon
him, said, “Allah has said: I have prepared for My righteous servants what
no eye has seen, what no ear has heard, and what no heart has conceived.
So recite if you wish: No person knows what is kept hidden for them of
delights of the eye as a reward for what they used to do

Abu Sa’eed Al-Khudri reported: The Prophet, peace and blessings be upon
him, said, “Verily, Allah will say to the people of Paradise: O people of
Paradise! They will say: We are at your service, our Lord, all goodness is in
your hand! Allah will say: Are you satisfied? They will say: Why should we
not be satisfied when you have given us such bounties,what you have not given to any
other creation? Allah will say: Shall I not give you something better than
that? They will say: O Lord, what could be better than that? Allah will say: I
will grant you my pleasure, such that I will never be displeased with you
ever again .”

Suhaib reported: The Prophet, peace and blessings be upon him, said, “When
the people of Paradise enter it, Allah the Exalted will say: Would you like
anything more? They will say: Have you not brightened our faces? Have you
not entered us into Paradise and saved us from the Hellfire ?” The Prophet
continued, “Allah will lift the veil and, among the bounties given to them,
nothing would be more beloved than looking at their Lord the Exalted .”


I'm not in the least bit surprised,when they hear that you will be with your wife/wives or heavenly spouses in heaven,some people can only imagine a whorehouse.What do you expect from depraved minds undecided.
Re: The Heavenly Playboy Mansion by chosengocap: 8:51pm On Oct 08, 2017
ReneeNuttall:
Odiegwu!
Nne Odiegwu!
Re: The Heavenly Playboy Mansion by jmichlins(m): 9:43pm On Oct 08, 2017
You criticised one system to praise another because it suits you abi


Fyi Jesus said in his papa house there are many mansions and who knows what will be happening inside the mansion? At least Mohammed gave you a preview of what is going to happen.

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