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Who ever loves getting dumped? You? Me? No one!
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However, there are particular signs to show you are getting dumped any sooner, they are:
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1. I have an office; boo's room. Seriously, most guys detest girls who are dependent on guy(s). They prefer those who work, knowing too well that any amount of money from their boyfriends, is bonus. (Are you a pest? )
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2. Over social. Which guy loves to see another guy hold his girlfriend on the waist and somebody starts calling it 'being social?' Which guy loves to see his girl with many guys all in the name of socializing? Most girls tend to overlook minor criteria that most guys take into account. You may complain and her next response is 'you are jealous.' She forgets even somebody in heaven said he is a jealous God should you share his belonging.
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3. Feminine modesty. Guys really love their girls behaving in feminine modesty, no matter what. Every guy wants his girl to flirt with he alone. How can you not know how to sit properly, talk properly, act properly and want him to introduce you yo his friends? Don't you think he would seek that better person to you?
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4. Laziness. That saying 'monkey dey work, baboon dey swallow.'
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5. Bad record. If you have bad records of sleeping with guys, , forget it, he will only come to take part of the national cake ojare.
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6. Bae'sperate. Desperate girls are prone to be overlooked. Most guys need that girl they would be desperate for and not one who would make the reverse come to stay.
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7. Casual etiquette. Many things fall into this area. Your thinking faculty. Your view of the relationship. Are you his puppet? A 'yes-sir' to his every word? What are you!
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8. Unmarried but lives with him abi? If suddenly, you become pregnant out of wedlock, you know, this is where your fate gets pregnant of two offspring: dumped or taken.
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9. Pussy cart. After shopping in your pussy shop, when his cart is full, vooom, dude is going to another shop.
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10. Lie lie.
* 'I school at UNILAG' but you don't know your VC. (God is watching you)
* 'My name is Pamela E. Freda' and your Facebook name is 'Tosin Oluwagbenga Egunjobi' (You see why people die anyhow?)
* ' I lived all my life in England.' Where precisely? ' New York.' (Must I cry? )
* ' I'm a virgin. ' But you've aborted a child. (my sister, you are a roasted liar).
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So, you don't have to act good; be better, dear slayer, your beauty should come with brains - Richie.

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Origin: http://chatinent.com.ng/index.php?act=ST&f=24&t=460&st=0#entry914

Hahaha. Funny write up.

My name is Pamela E Freda' and your Facebook name is 'Tosin Oluwagbenga Egunjobi' sad (You see why people die anyhow


Lol diss niggga issà murderer

OP why evils

Rule number 1-Never let a clown niqqa, try to play you
If he play you, then
Rule number 2 - F**k his best friends, then make sure em yes men
And get a d!ck pic, and then you press Send
And send a red heart, and send a kissy face
And tell him that his friends, love how your puccyy taste

Lol @ number 10

Nice write up ... and number 7
Some guys don’t like totally submissive ladies ... boring .. a bit of spice now n then is good ...

Hilarious!!

U'll see girls like this on social media

Lalas247:
Lol @ number 10

Nice write up ... and number 7
Some guys don’t like totally submissive ladies ... boring .. a bit of spice now n then is good ...

It's good to have a balance, too much over seriousness go make the thing sour

op add these
11) cant go more than five round

12) pvssy la not tight

13) too "churchy"

Dextology:


It's good to have a balance, too much over seriousness go make the thing sour

Exactly who wants a stiff wife that will be saying yes sir yes sir
Kolewerk

crunchyDope:
op add these
11) cant go more than five round

12) pvssy la not tight

13) too "churchy"

Laughs. My oga go sack me.

makydebbie:
Hahaha. Funny write up.

Lalas247:
Lol @ number 10

Nice write up ... and number 7
Some guys don’t like totally submissive ladies ... boring .. a bit of spice now n then is good ...

thanks loveliest.

2dice01:
My name is Pamela E Freda' and your Facebook name is 'Tosin Oluwagbenga Egunjobi' sad (You see why people die anyhow


Lol diss niggga issà murderer

OP why evils

Dude be being realistic, niccur.

Lalas247:

Exactly who wants a stiff wife that will be saying yes sir yes sir
Kolewerk

She's a partner not a slave or an employee. Even sir de tire at times


Beside, today is birthday. Waiting for my cake from you

lol

num 10

BreezyCB:
Another one

In DJ khaled voice

Another one

adajoe555:



In DJ khaled voice


Another one

Wethebest

Number 8


Must girls does that which is not right, packing down and leaving with your date, its really absurd

BreezyCB:
Wethebest

lol

adajoe555:




lol

Yet if you point in public 100 times you'll get a girl with these qualities 99 times. This list is a product of wishful thinking.

Not all your points are valid

K

And The thing goes.....
pat pat kut kut kut skidiki pat pat and a put put truuum boom skia tut tut kut kut poom poom poom poom.



If you like donate your left kidney and blood during the course of the relationship.
A guy that will dump you will dump you whether you like it or not and believe me when I say that from the moment you agreed to date us. We guys already know where the relationship is headed.


You don't like what I just said, well truth is always bitter.
Go and argue with your ancestors.
I am not feeling well this afternoon

Girls of these days are aptly trained side chicks; marry them at your peril

GIRLFREIND WITHOUT BENEFITS

No one is listening until you make a mistake.

fact

Not giving him "something"

spot on OP.

For this hard Naija, if I no get work ma no marry Abi. What will I not hear here