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Deadly "Benefits" Of Being A Cultist. by Ayima: 6:46pm On Oct 11, 2017 |
DEADLY "BENEFITS" OF BEING A CULTIST. 1 You will be a hard man. 2 You will start taking hard drugs. 3 You will be able to date any girl. 4 You will will be invincible. 5 You will have back-up fighters. 6 You will be bigger than your parents. 7 You will be feared by all. 8 You will always be afraid. 9 You will attend any party of your choice. 10 You will end up dead,in a gutter after which you will appear before your creator. Then you are sent to Hell to languish for eternity. So, do yourself a huge favour today, join the nearest Cult close to you and watch out for the huge benefits that follow. But, don't say you have not been informed of these deadly 'Benefits'. 1 Like |
Re: Deadly "Benefits" Of Being A Cultist. by Slimzjoe(m): 6:51pm On Oct 11, 2017 |
Cultism doesn't give you drugs. The only Valid 'Benefits' there is the fact you'll always be afraid |
Re: Deadly "Benefits" Of Being A Cultist. by akanbiaa(m): 10:32am On Feb 24, 2020 |
Ayima:Great constant fear, high blood pressure and untimely painful death is usually the end for cultist. |
Re: Deadly "Benefits" Of Being A Cultist. by Comedian2019: 10:57am On Feb 24, 2020 |
You can be the fall guy at any moment. |
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