chic2pimp:

You get mouth?
You know I no the Barbershop where you mop floorwork
Make I no come jam you for dia

haha. Me, mop floor. kai!! That floor will be turned into a holy site the moment i'm done.  People will come there to receive healing and miracles.  

chic2pimp:

Iro nla
Nah wetin you chop?

I say make u ask FLgators. The tin sweeeeeeeett. Chei!! Its wondaful

FL Gators:

Ok, I'm begining to think your definition of digging is not the same as mines

Will u get your mind out of the gutter!?!? These children of nowadays sef.  

Krayola:


Will u get your mind out of the gutter!?!? These children of nowadays sef.  

teheheh rotfl

Krayola:

I say make u ask FLgators. The tin sweeeeeeeett. Chei!! Its wondaful

Dont think he wants to find out boo, then him too wont want to let me go

Krayola:


 Omo. . . that my shiny head na action full am. WHen i meet babes I just show them my shiny head and they watch, in HD, the magic i can perform. No need for toasting again sef. . by the time they watch small na dem go dey beg me to carry dem go. All thanks to afari korodo.  

 Omo buruku
Nah who tell you say nah HD dem dey watch?
How dem go watch t.v for your kwarshiokor head?

Krayola:

haha. Me, mop floor. kai!! That floor will be turned into a holy site the moment i'm done.  People will come there to receive healing and miracles.  

For where?
You wey go mop floor from tusk til dawn die. Shior

Krayola:

haha. Me, mop floor. kai!! That floor will be turned into a holy site the moment i'm done. People will come there to receive healing and miracles.


I say make u ask FLgators. The tin sweeeeeeeett. Chei!! Its wondaful

Will u get your mind out of the gutter!?!? These children of nowadays sef.

So you chop pum pum abi?

FL Gators:

Cheiiii, ok, you two needs to stop derailing this thread nau

SO says who/

chic2pimp:

So you chop pum pum abi?
SO says who/

so says what?
moti so fun e wipe wahala e poju

FL Gators:

Dont think he wants to find out boo, then him too wont want to let me go

aahh!  he doesn't have choice o. If he doesn't let go I will give him flying drop kick and he will somersault.   He's a pangolo love-vendor.  What they call original counterfeit.  

chic2pimp:

You wey go mop floor from tusk til dawn die. Shior

I no blame you o. E be like say u just collect freedom from that vulcanizer place wey u dey do apprentice abi? That na why ur mouth dey sweet u abi. U have celebrated with 2 small stout now u feel like champion.   Chei. WOnders shall never cease.  

Krayola:

aahh!  he doesn't have choice o. I[b]f he doesn't let go I will give him flying drop kick and he will somersault[/b].   He's a pangolo love-vendor.  What they call original counterfeit.  

You'll do that for me?
Now thatz sweet

Krayola:

I no blame you o. E be like say u just collect freedom from that vulcanizer place wey u dey do apprentice abi? That na why your mouth dey sweet u abi. U have celebrated with 2 small stout now u feel like champion.   Chei. WOnders shall never cease.  

*death*

FL Gators:

so says what?
moti so fun e wipe wahala e poju

What would you do, Spank Me?
Oh yesss Spank Me More and Harder

FL Gators:

You'll do that for me?
Now thatz sweet

ANything for u babe.  

Oya where is my pounded yam and egusi?  

Krayola:

ANything for u babe.  

Oya where is my pounded yam and egusi?  

Chic2pimp is pounding the iyan the fastest he could. It'll be done in a few, darling

chic2pimp:

What would you do, Spank Me?
Oh yesss Spank Me More and Harder

LOL I punish I dont spank.
I'll call MrCrackles to come and spank you now

Krayola:


I no blame you o. E be like say u just collect freedom from that vulcanizer place wey u dey do apprentice abi? That na why your mouth dey sweet u abi. U have celebrated with 2 small stout now u feel like champion.   Chei. WOnders shall never cease.  

Haha Oloshi
Toilet mopper feeling funky
Your mates dey work for Bank, you dey hia dey beg for your daily bread. O ki n ti ju ni?

if our break up was ok then I would tell him how I feel, if he accepts it then good if not and he is ready to move on I will mope around a bit but through time I will accept it and go find my next boo.

FL Gators:

Chic2pimp is pounding the iyan the fastest he could. It'll be done in a few, darling

Chei. . . me and my babe have turned P.i.mp to houseboy. Now that's what i call GAME!!  

chic2pimp:

Haha Oloshi
Toilet mopper feeling funky
Your mates dey work for Bank, you dey hia dey beg for your daily bread. O ki n ti ju ni?

Kasali!! KAsali!! If that iyan has koko, I will slap your face and remove out of your salary.  

Krayola:

Chei. . . me and my babe have turned P.i.mp to houseboy. Now that's what i call GAME!!  


Kasali!! KAsali!! If that iyan has koko, [b]I will slap your face [/b]and remove out of your salary.  

eh eh o, I will not tolerate you slapping him o

FL Gators:

eh eh o, I will not tolerate you slapping him o

Mo gbe o. E gba mi!!

Is there something going on between you and the houseboy?

FL Gators:

Chic2pimp is pounding the iyan the fastest he could. It'll be done in a few, darling
LOL I punish I dont spank.
I'll call MrCrackles to come and spank you now

Brashy ke?
According to Dayo he is busy spanking Edoyad's a$$


And yes pls punish me harder

Iyan ke?
Wahlai when i'm done nah Amala una go eat.

Krayola:

 Mo gbe o. E gba mi!!

Is there something going on between you and the houseboy?  

No nau ifemi timotimo.
He's my little brother nau

@chic2pimp

Amala ke? Lemme see if Krayola doesnt mind eating amala tonight

Krayola:

Chei. . . me and my babe have turned P.i.mp to houseboy. Now that's what i call GAME!!  


Kasali!! KAsali!! If that iyan has koko, I will slap your face and remove out of your salary.  

The salary wet I dey earn in an hour, i fit use am feed you for 10 solid years and change go dey gan sef

chic2pimp:

The salary wet I dey earn in an hour, i fit use am feed you for 10 solid years and change go dey gan sef

rotflmao

FL Gators:


@chic2pimp

Amala ke? Lemme see if Krayola doesnt mind eating amala tonight

The Bobo wey him face resemble Amala why him no go like am?
Ask am wetin turn him lips to Dudu osun?

Chei!!! My houseboy and my iyawo are doing love wan tin tin. All these city girls sef. E be like say na to go village to find wife o 

lol chic, thatz enough.
You two are funny sha

Oya, chic go and answer my question on the other thread that we're also derailing

Krayola:

Chei!!! My houseboy and my iyawo are doing love wan tin tin. All these city girls. E be like sayna to go village to find wife o

me and who?
for where?

chic2pimp:

The Bobo wey him face resemble Amala why him no go like am?
Ask am wetin turn him lips to Dudu osun?

see this bush meat. U suppose come see as super models dey line up to taste my lips. Dey call am chocolatatay

Krayola:

see this bush meat. U suppose come see as super models dey line up to taste my lips. Dey call am chocolatatay 

na true you talk jare

Krayola:

see this bush meat. U suppose come see as super models dey line up to taste my lips. Dey call am chocolatatay

Iro Nla.
Nah 'Dudu Osun' dem dey call am

FL Gators:

lol chic, thatz enough.
You two are funny sha

Oya, chic go and answer my question on the other thread that we're also derailing

Okay dear

chic2pimp:

Iro Nla.
Nah 'Dudu Osun' dem dey call am

E no matta wetin dem dey call am. . i juss know say dem like am. It's very jollof.   

If you post your pincshure Google will remove Nairaland from their database. Na hazardous material. What they call Cyber waste 

FL Gators:

na true you talk jare

Krayola:

E no matta wetin dem dey call am. . i juss know say dem like am. It's very jollof.   

If you post your pincshure Google will remove Nairaland from their database. Na hazardous material. What they call Cyber waste 

OH-EM-GE!!!

Krayola:

E no matta wetin dem dey call am. . i juss know say dem like am. It's very jollof.    

If you post MY pincshure Google will remove Nairaland from their database. Na hazardous material. What they call Cyber waste  

For Real?
Shey nah so you Ugly reach?