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Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by morpheus24: 7:08pm On Mar 11, 2010
I have been studying primates including humans with an emphasis on adaptive phenotypical qualities and can't but recognize the similar facial adaptations of species of monkeys with species of humans who inhabit the same area.

Case in point:Notice the similarities of photos of monkeys to their human counterparts and if you don't see some resemblance then I will be checking myself into the psych hospital cause my eyes most be playing tricks on me.

West African monkey vsĀ  WestAfrican man

Re: Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by morpheus24: 7:21pm On Mar 11, 2010
Japenese man vs japanese monkey

Re: Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by morpheus24: 8:42pm On Mar 11, 2010
south american monkey vs south american boy

Re: Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by Beaf: 8:43pm On Mar 11, 2010
Kai! I don wound!
Re: Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by morpheus24: 8:57pm On Mar 11, 2010
Indian monkey vs Indian man

Re: Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by EzeUche(m): 9:21pm On Mar 11, 2010
lol
Re: Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by morpheus24: 9:34pm On Mar 11, 2010
congo spider monkeys vs congo man

Re: Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by morpheus24: 9:41pm On Mar 11, 2010
Chinese monkeys vs chinese man

Re: Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by semid4lyfe(m): 10:04pm On Mar 11, 2010
Hillarious thread.
Re: Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by morpheus24: 10:32pm On Mar 11, 2010
semid4lyfe:

Hillarious thread.

The funny thing is that these monkeys tagged in these areas are indigenous to the area
Re: Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by MandingoII(m): 1:51am On Mar 12, 2010
morpheus - you have a point.

Especially that Indian Monkey and the Indians.

same family.

only 2% difference.

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Which goes to PROVE the theory of EVOLUTION.


You will have a difficult task in finding an American Monkey and the s0-called American man.


which is why EVERYONE who comes HERE have a RIGHT to be here.
Re: Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by bgees(m): 3:13am On Mar 12, 2010
crazy thread!!!!!!
lol!!!

and truly, they look so very similar. what could have been the cause?
Re: Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by bgees(m): 3:15am On Mar 12, 2010
I think it gives more credence to the idea of ape-man evolution.

very funny. monkey should be man's best friend, dogs can't be it.

but what about the european(caucasian) monkeys?
Re: Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by Nobody: 3:22am On Mar 12, 2010
grin grin But jokes apart, they really do look similar, lol
Re: Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by EzeUche(m): 4:06am On Mar 12, 2010
Where are the white monkeys? undecided

I do not think there are any monkeys in Europe. Maybe they ate them all. hehehe
Re: Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by chic2pimp(m): 4:08am On Mar 12, 2010
Funny thread grin grin.
Re: Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by morpheus24: 4:14am On Mar 12, 2010
EzeUche:

Where are the white monkeys? undecided

I do not think there are any monkeys in Europe. Maybe they ate them all. hehehe
Nope sorry no monkeys in europe. Monkeys only like sub and tropical regions.

The extreme weather in the north would have wiped them out.
Re: Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by bgees(m): 4:20am On Mar 12, 2010
morpheus24:

Nope sorry no monkeys in europe. Monkeys only like sub and tropical regions.

The extreme weather in the north would have wiped them out.

Of course , there are a few monkey species in Europe. In Malta and Gibraltar.
Re: Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by EzeUche(m): 4:22am On Mar 12, 2010
morpheus24:

Nope sorry no monkeys in europe. Monkeys only like sub and tropical regions.

The extreme weather in the north would have wiped them out.

That is not true brother. Have you heard of Japanese Snow Monkeys? They reside in the coldest areas of Japan.

Re: Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by morpheus24: 4:31am On Mar 12, 2010
EzeUche:

That is not true brother. Have you heard of Japanese Snow Monkeys? They reside in the coldest areas of Japan.


I didn't say monkeys did not adapt in europe. the farthest they got were gibraltar and malta. I said they like tropical and sub tropical regions which is were you find the most diverse species.

PS if you look at my japanese pic you will see they are the same as your pics of snow monkeys
Re: Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by morpheus24: 4:39am On Mar 12, 2010
@ mandingo

I don't think there is any doubt in regards adaptations and how climate and diet play vital roles in shaping this phenomena. IT is possible the monkeys retained the same features selected for their enviroment as did the humans

Evolution is self evident. In contrast the "evolution of man" is still controversial as there are too many gaps and missing links involved in the theory to be fully accepted without doubt.


PS sorry no white monkeys unfortunately. I don't think dem monkeys would have survived in iceland or scandanavia as such.
Re: Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by morpheus24: 4:55am On Mar 12, 2010
@mandingo

Closet I could get to an European monkey

Gibraltar monkey vs Gibraltar man

If you ask me the monkey looks more like an arab or a berber

Re: Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by bgees(m): 6:29am On Mar 12, 2010
gibraltar monkeys are introduced species.
Re: Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by eddy1977(m): 5:37am On Mar 13, 2010
this explains why nairaland has so many monkeys like mamagee,walestar,p0rnodude, and of course the moderator
Re: Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by Nobody: 7:38pm On Mar 13, 2010
no biggie- anything can be thought to look like humans


Do Dogs Look Like Their Owners? Yes

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,512443,00.html
Re: Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by dominique(f): 9:19pm On Mar 13, 2010
oh mi gosh grin grin grin
just had a good laff. those monkey-men really look alike in an eerie kind of way
Re: Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by sage(m): 5:08am On Mar 14, 2010
@morpheus

ur insanely hilarious grin grin shocked shocked
Re: Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by morpheus24: 1:47pm On Mar 15, 2010
tpia.:

no biggie- anything can be thought to look like humans



Tpia

That example is off mark. What they are referring to is more of an association of dogs to humans

e.g a typical guy who lives in southcentral LA is not going to owne a poodle is he, unless his azz is gay that is lol
Re: Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by Nobody: 3:03pm On Mar 16, 2010
^^ there was an ad where humans looked like specific cars, as well as food


the thread is interesting however
Re: Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by MandingoII(m): 2:43pm On Apr 22, 2010
I like this thread.
Re: Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by babsmii(m): 4:37pm On Apr 27, 2010
you all can post your pics and i'll get you your replica of a monkey but a handsome specie tho', lol
Re: Now, I Am Not Racist But This Is a very Peculiar Phenomena!!! by kemisuga(f): 4:38pm On Apr 27, 2010
grin grin grin grin grin grin
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Very funny indeed.

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