This question was asked on Twitter moments ago;

"As a graduate, would you accept a job of N900,000 monthly as a Gateman?"

Here were the crazy and hilarious responses that followed....... Nigerians, I hathee

1. I would have said NO but my hobbies include opening and closing of gate.

2. Why I con go school na, if not to be a young smart gateman? My dream job, we're all gatemen in our family.

3. See you, gateman that am doing free of charge most days these days..... Izz like u want me to resume on credit already, abi?

4. I would even work seven days a week and twice on Sundays.... I go even train my pikin to take over from me.

5. I can be the gateman, the dog, the security lights and the alarm

6 After taking the job, I would pick up a form to do my masters and PhD in Opening gate and security science to be a better gateman

7. I started opening gate when I was 6 months old, so I hv too much experience plsss. Where can I apply?

8. Is it not just to open and close gate? Call me your GM.. Boss of the gate.. Commander in chief of the gate forces. When do I start?

9. Some are gatemen, some are Senior Access Controllers.. I'd even combine the two together.

10. Me that i will use my certificate to be fanning myself beside the gate when am feeling heat

Lol

E no go better for poverty...

Lol

pimpchi:
E no go better for poverty...

I dey tell you!

This number 10 weak me... I need space to faint

10. Me that i will use my certificate to be fanning myself beside the gate when am feeling heat

Blizzy9ja:
This number 10 weak me... I need space to faint

10. Me that i will use my certificate to be fanning myself beside the gate when am feeling heat

Hahahahaha. That number weak us all!

Abeg!
I no fit laugh ooo!
I just finished eating!
;DAbeg!
I no fit laugh ooo!
I just finished eating!

lolz

Seriously many of us get years of experience from opening gate oo... So y not afta all many gatemen dey earn pass graduates way dey work so called white collar jabs

Lol

lol...it's so funny people are earning three million monthly with respectable jobs... this life cef, it's really how you lay your bed.