I remember a day I was in a football viewing centre minding my business when a guy approached me and the following conversation ensued :
Guy : Bros, Abeg you get internet subscription on your phone?
Me : Yes, how many I help you?
Guy: Abeg help me check wetin Dortmund Under 19 played this morning
Me : (after obliging him) The match has ended. Dortmund under 19 played 0-0 for full time.
Guy: o my God, why them play 0-0 na, Bros Abeg help me check wetin them play for halftime..


I was like they played 10-14 at half time and resumed the second half at 0-0.
People can be dumb at times.

^^^^
No

2morogobeta:
Answer me first
B honest do I have nice bum and breast

Lalasticlala
Mynnd44
One of your customers has broken loose ooo

Not enough boobs
Mediocre ass
That's not you tho

2morogobeta:


What's Wong with it

2morogobeta:
Answer me first
B honest do I have nice bum and breast

what of your pussy? Let's see that too

after dropping two they are still asking if you still a virgin..

Lemme think

nn

Customers walking into the bank seeing me dressed in first bank attire... With I'd card boldly displayed on me and sitting on my desk , and then have the stupid guts to ask me if I am working here. .


No .. I am a DJ.

I remember a day I was in a football viewing centre minding my business when a guy approached me and the following conversation ensued :
Guy : Bros, Abeg you get internet subscription on your phone?
Me : Yes, how many I help you?
Guy: Abeg help me check wetin Dortmund Under 19 played this morning
Me : (after obliging him) The match has ended. Dortmund under 19 played 0-0 for full time.
Guy: o my God, why them play 0-0 na, Bros Abeg help me check wetin them play for halftime..
I was like they played 10-14 at half time and resumed the second half at 0-0.
People can be dumb at times.

there's nothing like dumb question, there's is only dumb answers.

My boyfriend Done preparing for work,
going out already.


Me: Daddy u ae going already?

My boyfriend: No, i'm coming.

me: ( the guy get zero chill )

Her:"You nyash have added, are you sexually active?

Me:No.

Lekwanu m anya. Some people sef.

Let the lies continue...we still expecting more chilled lies

i remember inviting one babae over ..between the 2 of us we wan fooock ourselvesss. ..as i dey remove her pant ..the babe dey ask me hmmm what do u think aur doing??
? me sef no wan dull as i just ask am u sef what do u think im doing??she just smile raise leg wella ..some questions babe dey ask sef

Something bad happens, and people ask you "what happened "
Like when you done explaining, they got the power to reverse it

LadyGoddiva:
^^^^ No

Do u stay in PH?

TruthHurts1:
The dumbest question I have ever been asked was back in 2012 when a muslim on nairaland asked me this:

Why do you call Boko Haram a terrorist group?

Depending on the context, that can actually be a good question. Especially when you consider the double standards of you christians

During our nysc camping in akwa ibom state

Military man: you be man or woman?

Me:

Are you black?
This is a question I am asked often and I have no idea why?

Raina80:
Are you black?
This is a question I am asked often and I have no idea why?

Damn Girl only your beauty fit make people confuse

Someone asked me bros please how much is N80 bread? I was like you have answered the question now.

You should have answered him "no, it's a charity organization for abused women." Rubbish!

TruthHurts1:
The dumbest question I have ever been asked was back in 2012 when a muslim on nairaland asked me this:

Why do you call Boko Haram a terrorist group?

This

Her: I saw you inside that bet9ja shop, what were you doing there?


Me: I was paying my tithe

TruthHurts1:
The dumbest question I have ever been asked was back in 2012 when a muslim on nairaland asked me this:

Why do you call Boko Haram a terrorist group?

Lier, boko haram started 2008