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Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by Nobody: 9:06am On Oct 24, 2017
Vizboy1:
Breakup can really damage your health,I remember one time my girlfriend broke up with me via whatsapp while I was on my way to pick my cousin in school, I came home with the wrong kid
how did they allow u carry a wrong kid? That school is useless

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Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by KanuJEWSarePIGS: 9:08am On Oct 24, 2017
Another new format of selling extra mammary gland with a view of devaluing the true worth of "brainy and beautiful"

Expect more like " I would have died from plane crash if not for my boobs"

"I saw a big rat but d moment I touched my huge boobs, it fell and died "

Lies!

Economy dey bite hard, nothing else to sell.
Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by Nobody: 9:10am On Oct 24, 2017
ok.. Miss airbag of life

Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by Assassin101: 9:13am On Oct 24, 2017
saved by d boobs
Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by Penalty82(m): 9:19am On Oct 24, 2017
Vizboy1:
Breakup can really damage your health,I remember one time my girlfriend broke up with me via whatsapp while I was on my way to pick my cousin in school, I came home with the wrong kid

You're a learner in this field. Time shall come when it won't matter to you again.
Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by Phaanie(f): 9:21am On Oct 24, 2017
Vizboy1:
Breakup can really damage your health,I remember one time my girlfriend broke up with me via whatsapp while I was on my way to pick my cousin in school, I came home with the wrong kid

grin
Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by humblemikel(f): 9:22am On Oct 24, 2017
Vizboy1:
Breakup can really damage your health,I remember one time my girlfriend broke up with me via whatsapp while I was on my way to pick my cousin in school, I came home with the wrong kid


To think I'm still laughing till now.
Abeg u made my day .lol
Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by Nobody: 9:25am On Oct 24, 2017
Damn girl!!! You're brutal!
QueenOfNepal:
Her face looks more swollen than her boobs.



Your ugly face saved you because the devil can't imagine sharing hell space with you.


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Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by Josh44s(m): 9:27am On Oct 24, 2017
Vizboy1:
Breakup can really damage your health,I remember one time my girlfriend broke up with me via whatsapp while I was on my way to pick my cousin in school, I came home with the wrong kid

Lmfao. You picked what! Oya take am to reboot your brain.....

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Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by Truthisit: 9:29am On Oct 24, 2017
Very bad of you. Kai , how could someone think like this?
QueenOfNepal:
Her face looks more swollen than her boobs.



Your ugly face saved you because the devil can't imagine sharing hell space with you.


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Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by Fourwinds: 9:35am On Oct 24, 2017
Lalas247:
Milk factory grin
you see am... how are you doing....
Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by Krystaal(m): 9:36am On Oct 24, 2017
Vizboy1:
Breakup can really damage your health,I remember one time my girlfriend broke up with me via whatsapp while I was on my way to pick my cousin in school, I came home with the wrong kid

Oga don steal my joke...Na wa oh
Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by ABbless(m): 9:38am On Oct 24, 2017
aunty it's breast not airbag undecided
Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by Vizboy1: 9:39am On Oct 24, 2017
Krystaal:


Oga don steal my joke...Na wa oh
where you for see the joke liar
Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by Premiumwriter: 9:44am On Oct 24, 2017
QueenOfNepal:
Her face looks more swollen than her boobs.



Your ugly face saved you because the devil can't imagine sharing hell space with you.


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something tells me that this girl's boob is small

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Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by enonche85(m): 9:46am On Oct 24, 2017
Vizboy1:
Breakup can really damage your health,I remember one time my girlfriend broke up with me via whatsapp while I was on my way to pick my cousin in school, I came home with the wrong kid

Hahaha!.... cheesy cheesy cheesy grin
Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by enonche85(m): 9:49am On Oct 24, 2017
Even on sick bed pple are still practising Oloshoism!!!...Na wah!...Na real wah!!
Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by idonhammer: 9:51am On Oct 24, 2017
[ the person above me abeg no kill me with laugh]
Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by Nobody: 9:52am On Oct 24, 2017
Priscy01:
A Facebook User, Michelle Nwanks, has revealed that her humongous bosoms saved her life, when she was involved in a fatal accident.

Though Michelle didn’t narrate in details, But she just revealed that she’s alive, thanks to the natural Orange God blessed her with.

She wrote;


Culled From; http://www.torimill.com/2017/10/i-almost-lost-my-life-3-days-ago-but-my.html

Ooops, someone would be having fat necrosis soon.
Thankgod for her b0obs any way.
Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by Talklesss(m): 9:53am On Oct 24, 2017
Vizboy1:
Breakup can really damage your health,I remember one time my girlfriend broke up with me via whatsapp while I was on my way to pick my cousin in school, I came home with the wrong kid
Broda why re you lieing x10
Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by tosyne2much(m): 9:55am On Oct 24, 2017
Vizboy1:
Breakup can really damage your health,I remember one time my girlfriend broke up with me via whatsapp while I was on my way to pick my cousin in school, I came home with the wrong kid
Ahn ahn cheesy
Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by Oyebee91(m): 10:01am On Oct 24, 2017
Vizboy1:
Breakup can really damage your health,I remember one time my girlfriend broke up with me via whatsapp while I was on my way to pick my cousin in school, I came home with the wrong kid
you were lucky,assuming those stupid ppl had s33n you n termed you a kidnapper, you for Don become history
Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by Healer007: 10:18am On Oct 24, 2017
Mtchew
And it reached FP cry
Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by czarina(f): 10:29am On Oct 24, 2017
QueenOfNepal:
Her face looks more swollen than her boobs.



Your ugly face saved you because the devil can't imagine sharing hell space with you.


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Chai!
Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by zinizta: 10:29am On Oct 24, 2017
Vizboy1:
Breakup can really damage your health,I remember one time my girlfriend broke up with me via whatsapp while I was on my way to pick my cousin in school, I came home with the wrong kid
WOW!!!!
Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by Nobody: 10:35am On Oct 24, 2017
czarina:
Chai!
hello sweet@ cheesy
Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by riyanxeally(f): 10:39am On Oct 24, 2017
I miss d days were God used to send thunder fire n brimstone this one for don die...fr this bullshit...God saved ur life n ur fish brain is ur breast ure stll trying advertise...lil wonder men treat us lke shit...
Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by mechanics(m): 10:44am On Oct 24, 2017
nawa o, that's funny.
Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by indomielomo: 10:46am On Oct 24, 2017
okay thank God
Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by buffalowings: 10:46am On Oct 24, 2017
QueenOfNepal:
Her face looks more swollen than her boobs.



Your ugly face saved you because the devil can't imagine sharing hell space with you.


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Re: “I Almost Lost My Life 3 Days Ago But My Boobs Saved Me” - Lady Recounts by Lalas247(f): 11:13am On Oct 24, 2017
Fourwinds:
you see am... how are you doing....
I’m good pumpkin u ?

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