Sirpaul:
Nigerians are too religious!
I asked a lady in elevator "Are u going down?
She said "God forbid! I'm going up in Jesus name.

Anyone ever met their type at the ATM queue before?

Me: Please who's the last person?

(Everyone is silent and looks at the person to speak out. I observe. Then approach the person)

Me: Please are you the last person on the queue?

Person: God forbid! I'm not the last and will never be the last IJN.

Me: me be looking them like

nairavsdollars:
It's like this Don Jazzy has lost his sanity since D'banj dumped him and Olamide harassed him at Headies awards

Is that the only current news u have on him?

enolife22:
See my account balance is working for all mtn sim

OGA, WHEN THIS YOUR WEREY GO STOP NA?
GO BANK WITHDRAW FROM YOUR ACCOUNT BALANCE NA!

nairavsdollars:
It's like this Don Jazzy has lost his sanity since D'banj dumped him and Olamide harassed him at Headies awards

Who bought a phone for this one? Read ur comment and trust me, you will agree with me that nairaland would be a good place without stupid comments

nairavsdollars:
It's like this Don Jazzy has lost his sanity since D'banj dumped him and Olamide harassed him at Headies awards

What the Bleep are you spitting!!

i am beginning to think don jazzy has a small pe***....cos the last time too na so he talk say gals no dey gree stay cos he no dey satisfy them.....i need to investigate this matter

Sirpaul:
Nigerians are too religious!
I asked a lady in elevator "Are u going down?
She said "God forbid! I'm going up in Jesus name.

I asked one on the queue of atm, are you the last? She say no o, na me be first from the back side.

kay29000:
Lol! Funny guy. Highly creative people are always like this...the humor is used to suppress a very dark side. And being childish helps fuel creativity.

Just like I got to atm machine one day and asked a lady "are you the last person? "
SHE said "God forbid I can never be past... My Bible says we shall be the first and not the last."

This one weak me, I need space to faint

Hahahahahha

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Sirpaul:
Nigerians are too religious!
I asked a lady in elevator "Are u going down?
She said "God forbid! I'm going up in Jesus name.

Hahahahaha!!! I just embarrass myself laughing out loud in a meeting!!!!

Like seriously you mean you don't know it's a joke?

Rexnegro:
not surprise he got a small pipe, many guys Are like that

Eeyyaa, nah why him never marry be that??

SYMBA HAS THE SOLUTION

Sirpaul:
Nigerians are too religious!
I asked a lady in elevator "Are u going down?
She said "God forbid! I'm going up in Jesus name.

I laughed so hard when I heard this joke in 2008

The asshile was just troling

Sirpaul:
Nigerians are too religious!
I asked a lady in elevator "Are u going down?
She said "God forbid! I'm going up in Jesus name.

aswr, d one that annoyed me the most was meeting a man on an ATM queue n I asked "are you the last person?". d next tin na "haaaa, I'm d first IJN"

OZAOEKPE:
This guy traded his manhood for fame..

dem don come... conspiracy theorists.

OZAOEKPE:
This guy traded his manhood for fame..

Hmmm... See them,, Dem Don come... Na u be the agent way help am trade am abi!!!

nairavsdollars:
It's like this Don Jazzy has lost his sanity since D'banj dumped him and Olamide harassed him at Headies awards

Another pained lil kesh fan. Get over it kid, those awards were held in january 2016 for God's sake. Lil kesh, reekado, olamide and don jazzy have moved on. Get a life kid!!!

Jazzy give us hit song abeg leave joke for bovi n basket mouth dem

Funny Man

Sirpaul:
Nigerians are too religious!
I asked a lady in elevator "Are u going down?
She said "God forbid! I'm going up in Jesus name.

Lol...guy, na da one you see.....come ATM queue and ask the last person on the queue, " Are you the last person?" Com hear different answers.......I am the first, not the last. You are the last now...even you sef wey dey ask question will b forced to reject "u re the last"

I tire for Nigeria and our religious craze sha

Dis guy is just fooling himself, always belittling himself all the time in the social Media!!

Nawaoooo so immature !

contact her .D Jazzy

I also met one guy at the ATM, he was mad at the queue so I asked him"why do you look mad"... I rest my case.�

nairavsdollars:
It's like this Don Jazzy has lost his sanity since D'banj dumped him and Olamide harassed him at Headies awards

somebody can't joke again. olamide harassed him? you can lie for Africa. donjazyy called his name like a boss. egbon olamide, if you need the car come n collect it. lmao

celebs can be nut sometimes..... don to jasi

nairavsdollars:
Olamide harassed him at Headies awards

was it DoJazzy dat was harassed nih or nah Olamide?