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Some Women's Fart Can Destroy A Car by lilliesboy(m): 2:35pm On Oct 27, 2017
They were taking a cool ride along the Ogbia/Nembe road, Bayelsa State, in his new Jeep when suddenly a loud smelly sound from her anus erupted in the car and vibrated the seats, steering and also caused damage to the shock-absorbers in two Michellin tyres.

"Blood of jesus! Blood of DICKson! Blood of Jonathan! Holy bloody of the PDP!" he screamed. He parked the car immediately at a corner, wined down the glasses and turned to her. "What! Tell me, Ebiere did you just 'mess' (i.e. fart) in my car or it was something else that happened?" he asked her astoundly.

#To be continued...
#TalesOfAnOgbiaSatanist

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