Shout out to all the mums out there, y'all are too much.

For fun, let's share funny reasons why our mums beat us up while growing up.

My mum once beat me for getting an injury while playing ball, she don warn me taya make I stop and I no gree. As I come house with wound that day, she first beat me wella before she treat me

share yours and let's make this thread lively

Lalasticlala,
Mynd44
Come and move this thread to the permanent site.

boy wey neva chop beating sake of say e go play ball come wound,that one na boy wey grow 4 naija @ all my own dem starve me food ontop my big wound 4 toe

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I lost one leg of my new sandals on my first week of the new term

The thought of those beatings still humbles me

That was when I new I have a guardian angle.

tolugar:
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Guy we never reach permanent site na, stop to dey book space talk you own

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mum had once beaten me for refusing to eat my lunch cos I was protesting .. omo the protest stopped that day o I am not in yankee

Dasherz:
mum had once beaten me for refusing to eat my lunch cos I was protesting .. omo the protest stopped that day o I am not in yankee

What were you protesting for? my mum would leave you to starve, when hunger comes knocking you'll beg for that food you were forming for

My mum beat me for refusing to wear the whack clothe she wore it

Ojukokoro no go Kee me


The day wey maale nearly Kee me cos I taste small garri

Lol. No experience

when a guy bought me Valentine gift, (sec school) and i didn't show her but went an kept it carelessly in my bag, and being the owner of the house she found it.

She was flogging me at same time yelling "No be my house you go take spoil o, you go run go your father place go dey take all those gifts

she flogged me as if she wasn't the one that gave birth to me and it was in the night were no one could come out and beg for me and till date, any gift i receive , I tell her. Not necessarily cause she'll beat me, but it's right i tell her..

I chop beating small sha.

my maaami spank me on the head for raising her skirt up trying to use it as a head cover for play - willy willy things.I was innocent though.

No be today I spoil oo

My mom caught me with a porn magazine. Remember those pure porn magazines that year, with all the Bleep in typical technicolour.

Boy, that beating would be in my head for as long as I live.

The pair of my parents were passing me in the air (no jokes, I was actually in the air receiving the mending of my childhood)

My Mom was at me with bites, headbutts, punches, slaps.. Chai.. It's well.

In the end, I still spoil pass the word 'spoil'.

I would never spank my kids, never... You'd be fooling yourself if you thought it was the proper way to raise a child.

Zeuz007:

What were you protesting for? my mum would leave you to starve, when hunger comes knocking you'll beg for that food you were forming for

was protesting cos I did not want to go to a boarding school o

chai i ve been been beaten on so many occasions but the most memorable one happen 13years ago i was jst 16 then. I and my younger sister was eating beans that fateful evening,which is my best food.After quickly devouring my own food, i pounce on hers and at it up because she was too slow, unknown to me my mum was watching from a distance,immediately she got angry and broke my head with firewood. menh that i fainted oo like play like play i lose so much blood. spent a week in hospital. infact the mark still de my head up till today

All of you up there have said it all









but my own unforgettable beating was

number1 when I broke our ludo I hope you guys remember those ludo that they normally draw maradona and Co I chop better beating that day



number2 do you guys remember that tray pan that they draw 999? I use am dey fan our soup on top fire I mistakenly hit the pot soup, everytin pour for ground



I saw hell that day



after that beating I was praying for my mother to die
I even swear that she will not eat anything that comes from me, the beating was harsh even devil was telling me sorry






but bet me we all love our mother now we are all grown ups despite the hatred beating

babz007:
chai i ve been been beaten on so many occasions but the most memorable one happen 13years ago i was jst 16 then. I and my younger sister was eating beans that fateful evening,which is my best food.After quickly devouring my own food, i pounce on hers and at it up because she was too slow, unknown to me my mum was watching from a distance,immediately she got angry and broke my head with firewood. menh that i fainted oo like play like play i lose so much blood. spent a week in hospital. infact the mark still de my head up till today

haaaa this One Is Evil Na. What Kind Of Thing Is That? You Sure Say Ma She Born You? And How Did She React After That

DOUBLEWAHALA:
All of you up there have said it all









but my own unforgettable beating was

number1 when I broke our ludo I hope you guys remember those ludo that they normally draw maradona and Co I chop better beating that day



number2 do you guys remember that tray pan that they draw 999? I use am dey fan our soup on top fire I mistakenly hit the pot soup, everytin pour for ground



I saw hell that day



after that beating I was praying for my mother to die
I even swear that she will not eat anything that comes from me, the beating was harsh even devil was telling me sorry






but bet me we all love our mother now we are all grown ups despite the hatred beating

hahahahahaha you Throw Away Pot Of Soup. If I Be Your Mama i Go Just Use You Cook Soup.

I remember taking my mums money to go and buy toy gun the beating I received that day She said so u have started practicing wat u see in movies

My mother can pass for a panel beater, she can even beat you for not blinking properly.

I can walk for africa wen i was still in secondary school and my mom beat shege comot for my body.

DeadRat:
haaaa this One Is Evil Na. What Kind Of Thing Is That? You Sure Say Ma She Born You? And How Did She React After That

she almost fainted and cried her eyes out it was a big mistake. Back then as a kid i could be very frustrating

Aniker:
My mum beat me for refusing to wear the whack clothe she wore it

hello from the other side

Mine happened wen I was still a Kid, mum gave me 1naira note to use as offering, Buh I decided to put 50kobo coins not knowing she was watching me, immediately I got back to my seat, I had dis slap on my back n she told me "mmung nnam fi mfin"literally meaning I will do u today, mehn! She asked y I did not use d 1naira as offering, each tym I tried to explain, d kinda slap dat landed on my face ehh even d deacons cud not stop her n all my fwends we're laughing at me.

I told her an old woman was chasing me in my dream and she was like "ehen, what did you do?", I told her I was running and screaming then I woke up, the next thing I felt was a very resounding slap and I began to see stars. Mumcy was like 'everyday, I will be telling you to pray before you sleep! Why didn't you cast and bind the old woman?! It is because you don't pray. Foolish boy'