na2day?:

yes now, i am a normal, i just like buying your meds for u darling

Those meds wey get k-leg

iice:

negative on 1,
negative on 2
negative on 3. . .i reply when i feel like but if you reply me 2 more times. . .i'm not replying for 2 days
positive on 4 but that doesn't mean i want to be more than friends. It just means i care about your opinion
negative on 4
impossicant on 5

If i want to be more than friends. . .i just tell you. Clear and cut. . .[size=18pt]people nor sabi read people, better to break it down before they start with their delusions[/size]

marocguy:

Kidnap urself? Dat one dey. U'll def make frontpage on NL.

iice:

Those meds wey get k-leg

uc nduka:

***shakes head afta reading the 6 tips and says aloud 'dem don come again'***

Enockia:

er these signs really true

platinumnk:






Point is why assume? 

platinumnk:






Point is why assume? 

na2day?:

as the regular ones no dey work on u, i get to get the k-leg version. desperate times calls for desperate measures  

If this na desperate times for you, you'll not survive my desperate times

Pweety4me:

Na2day u talk 2 much. . .brrrrr

na2day?:



hmmmm, well most nigerian r/s started off on assumptions, just FYI

iice:

Some people like to play games. Women especially.
In some societies, it's unseemly for a woman to be forward. She's supposed to like give inclinations and hints and he's supposed to read those and know what she's feeling or whatever.

Pweety4me:

Na2day u talk 2 much. . .brrrrr

mukina2:

i agree on that

iice:

Some people like to play games.  Women especially.  
In some societies, it's unseemly for a woman to be forward.  She's supposed to like give inclinations and hints and he's supposed to read those and know what she's feeling or whatever.

iice:

If this na desperate times for you, you'll not survive my desperate times

platinumnk:

Why? Mine never did

Pweety4me:

Sleep o sleep. . .

na2day?:

go sleep b4 i offer u a slap offering

_{I know that u meant d opposite. . . gudnite big oncle. . .}

ayettymama:

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-416219.0.html

why cant i respond to this?

is it possible for someone to lock thier own thread??

Pweety4me:

_{I know that u meant d opposite. . . gudnite big oncle. . .}

ayettymama:

no im not on facebook

it shouldnt have been locked like that

they could have at least removed the links and left it!

was gonna tell the poster to expect a nobel prize- in dumbassness!!

sorri of topic

platinumnk:

thats weird. and can leave you a bitter taste if you are naturally really friendly.

na2day?:

yup and some of them like that position so that they dont feel cheap or they want their friends to feel that they must something important. they usually go tell their friends stuff like, "that yeye boy no want make i rest oo, hin just dey call me 50 times a day and i talk say i no like am hin no wan hear"----for their mind dem don get status

Heh, me i dey talk that one ooo. But then again i don't answer calls So na hin own time hin dey waste. Me dey sleep jejely

na2day?:

chai! u never reach your own desperate times? omo, i don enter! make i go look for my bible; as bible talk, "this kind goes not but by prayer and fasting"

Pray well Even with offerings sef

na2day?:

kneel down and raise up your legs!

iice:

Pray well Even with offerings sef

mukina2:

is that one of the 6 signs?

henryhemon:

That's nt 4 my naija sista's,for them its
1.if she asks u how much u earn.
@iice fish,
which one u dey?e or en?u dnt text n u dnt pick calls?

na2day?:

dont worry, your deliverance is on the way  

Tufiakwa! I don't need to be delivered

mukina2:


we nor be twinnies for nothing

Picking up my phone depends on my mood , i hardly reply text messages , and i hate those forwarded msgs

Forwarded msgs hehehe i don put all those people in either deletion or categorized as spammers.

iice:

Tufiakwa! I don't need to be delivered

iice:

I will not be delivered

iice:

With the love of Johnny

na2day?:

which Johnny?

My husband

iice:

My husband