My neighbours chik brings a friend over after we all had a laugh at me for turning a blind eye @ oda chiks since my gal traveld. She's cute no doubt. We Introduced ourselves and had a long laugh at jokes and oda stuff and im thinking to myself "finally d babe make sense and shes' lots of fun". We all got in my room and made a choice about d movie to watch, "snakes on a plane" won the vote.  We kindda paired up close to one another while the movie rolled. Hmm! This chik jumped at my body in attempt to hide her face when the scenes got scary, d surround sound from my home theathre wuz making it fun, in a few minutes my third leg started misbehaving, i tried my best to control it but u knw na, third legs have a mind of their own. On one attempt to save herself 4rm one of d snakes in d movie that seemed to almost jump out of d tv screen, she brushed my tighs and felt my hard on. She lukd at me and smiled. As if that wuz not enof, in attempt to switch positions she positioned herself btw my legs and leaned back on my stomach, wht was i to do rather than wrap my arms around her and jst chill? Well d movie ended, we were so oblivious of wht d tym wuz, it had already hit 8pm. They decided to spend d nyt. We all made dinner and ate. Both girls split for d nyt, she got in my room. My neighbour winked at me to have fun as he shut his door. Men! E don set o! I played gentle sha, we got in, talkd a little more and laughed. Beleive me that wuz d last part i could remember right b4 we started kissing. Got butt nakd and jumped into my bed. To my utter surprise i discovered dat little miss flirty "IS A VIRGIN!" i no fit beleive am! Why wuz she passing at me all those time as though she wuz a pro at d game. Wel, afta evry i tried 2sleep but my balls started aching cos afterall i did't come and i could'nt jst crash.next i heard in my ears wuz "i realy enjoyed d fingrin" she rolled ova and started some action again. Gave her what she wanted, tried 2plug in but d shoutin got too much so i rolled ova and slept. Its morning again, i tried to get soft on her and wuz lyk "hey sweetheart, how're u doin?" she refused to answer, i repeated myself again but she won't answer instead she got up and started dressing up with a big frown on her face. We all had breakfast together, she wuz quiet and blanked me at any attempt 2talk to her,acting lyk she hates me. I tryd 2cal her afta dat day but d moment she knew i wuz d one calling she dropped d line. Now the question my neighbours girlfriend is asking me is "what did u do 2her?she says u did'nt let her sleep at all dat nyt" abeg make una tell me, which kind wahala b dis? Is'nt she jst crazy or something? Or is her problem naivety?what did i do wrong?

guy no wahala, if na wetin rily happen be dat. jst tlk 2 hr , calm hr dwn n giv her time. she wud com bak n wen she does dnt satisfy hr make sure she is Hot 4 as lng as possibl den jump in wen she asks 4 it. Word!

well obviously she wanted to loose her virginity and you didn't get the job done thats what you did. you should have gotten her really aqua before you tried to insert. Besides just because you couldn't enter doesn't mean she is a virgin could just be that she was dry like a desert and you failed at getting her aroused

guy u bleeped up big time

lmao at story!!!!

damn!! I still cant stp laughing

candylips:

guy u bleeped up big time

hw?

You gave up even b4 entering. . .lolz

How old is she by d way?

Yea,how old is she?since u kdnt break in even with all the time,mayb we'l need a chisel if she's overgrown

virgin ko virgin ni
The girl wey use kaoun and Alum .You too mumu

promkingzz:

Now the question my neighbours girlfriend is asking me is "what did u do 2her?. . . ."

I think the question should have been "What didn't you do to her?"

Niggy, no mind am, na so dem dey misbehave. U try gan sef, wetin u go do b say, mak u corner am anytime yarn am wela. Tak am bak 2 d stadium and mak sur she get bowleg b4 she komot.

You ve lost her for good. she aint coming back.Thats how these things work: You either win it first time for keeps or lose it for good.
You may not take it too badly, but for her, its a disaster that you didnt score after taking her to the roof! Come easy, go easy!

cheii
9ja boys still dey slack for this kin period


send me her # mak i finish the good work wen u stat~

^{sweetie googles jst Jokin ooh}~

AH VIRGINS!!!! and you wonder why i run away from these lot!!!!

@poster
why do you worry about some little girls insecurities? you didnt do anything wrong, some women are funky like that. you f.i.n.g.e.r.e.d her, had a great time with her and thats what matter. if she crazy like that, then there is nothing YOU can do about it.

see, this is what i think happened: this girl  woke up the next day and felt really cheap knowing that you were all up in that toto (we all know how they want to give that "pure" image while they are not).
the following day your neighbor's girl saw the gal and asked her what happened, your gal couldnt say that she had a great time being f.i.n.g.e.r.e.d so she said what would make HER look like a saint: "he chased me all night and didnt want to let me sleep!"
now that she said that, she has to keep up the act and pretend in front of them all that she is mad at you.

you definitely should have munched on that toto like it was the best eba you ever tasted and make her come a few time in the process. by the time you would have brought your dikc out, she would have jumped on it like her life depended on it!

That is what u get when u did meet their expectation either virgin or not. So my guy next tyme u have opportunity 2 f. Uc k any babe don't slack no pity.

Pweety4me:

You gave up even b4 entering. . .lolz

How old is she by d way?

Odunnu:

Yea,how old is she?since u kdnt break in even with all the time,mayb we'l need a chisel if she's overgrown

chisel? with hammer shey?

MRbrownJAY:

AH VIRGINS!!!! and you wonder why i run away from these lot!!!!

@poster
why do you worry about some little girls insecurities? you didnt do anything wrong, some women are funky like that. you f.i.n.g.e.r.e.d her, had a great time with her and thats what matter. if she crazy like that, then there is nothing YOU can do about it.

see, this is what i think happened: this girl woke up the next day and felt really cheap knowing that you were all up in that toto (we all know how they want to give that "pure" image while they are not).
the following day your neighbor's girl saw the gal and asked her what happened, your gal couldnt say that she had a great time being f.i.n.g.e.r.e.d so she said what would make HER look like a saint: "he chased me all night and didnt want to let me sleep!"
now that she said that, she has to keep up the act and pretend in front of them all that she is mad at you.

you definitely should have munched on that toto like it was the best eba you ever tasted and make her come a few time in the process. by the time you would have brought your dikc out, she would have jumped on it like her life depended on it!

Bam!!! Spot on.

simple task of dis-virgining, u couldnt do, y she no go vex

Belive me y'all if i'd gone ahead, next thing would hv bn neighbours knocking at my door checking who i was rap!ng, or even killing, cos she started making a hell of noise while i tried to fall in d nest. She wet well, i even tryd d good old pears baby oil but all i heard was she screaming "its painfull! Its painfull!!" and i did'nt jst get fed up after 1try o! Tryd lyk 4more times. I no wan comot make my neighbours begin point "yeye boi" finger at me. But finally i dull 4d mata! Saw her yestrday, same ol' thing, she won't even say wsup. Shd came arnd 2say wsup 2my neighbour(her friends bf) tryd 2talk 2her but she was jst actin up. Later ystrday my neighbours chik saw me and wuz like "did u guys talk over, she told me she was coming 2c u". Imagine dat! & wen she came arnd she refused talkin 2me, acting lyk she came to charge her phn @ my guys place and did'nt wnt to talk 2me. Well, i don c say d babe na 1chance, if i had broke her and something stared up btw us, would i have bn able 2cope with a chick dats got such a sick attitude? She's lyk 20years old & has alot 2learn about the rugged rugged world, person no fit force bird chop. Abi no be so?

Phhheeeeeew!

ow did ur finger go in, and ur dick cldnt. yeah virgin indeed. u prolly know where the hole is when u use ur fingers, but dnt know with ur dick. fucking fingers!!!!

@poster,

Is not ur fault at all, I no say u dey PH and thats how PH girls behaves.

unnecessary formings full their body, see my guy just bone the girl and pretend as if u dont notice her for like 2months.
Dont mind if another person conclude what we started.

bet u , she come looking for u one day,

Guy, why you dey worry, . , abi you wan make her your chick. . . .IF she doesn't want to talk toyou again. . . .Then let her go. . .no wound yourself becos of one silly virgin oh. . ._{i avoid them like a plague}

promkingzz:

Belive me y'all if i'd gone ahead, next thing would hv bn neighbours knocking at my door checking who i was rap!ng, or even killing, cos she started making a hell of noise while i tried to fall in d nest. She wet well, i even tryd d good old pears baby oil but all i heard was she screaming "its painfull! Its painfull!!" and i did'nt jst get fed up after 1try o! Tryd lyk 4more times. I no wan comot make my neighbours begin point "yeye boi" finger at me. But finally i dull 4d mata! Saw her yestrday, same ol' thing, she won't even say wsup. Shd came arnd 2say wsup 2my neighbour(her friends bf) tryd 2talk 2her but she was jst actin up. Later ystrday my neighbours chik saw me and wuz like "did u guys talk over, she told me she was coming 2c u". Imagine dat! & wen she came arnd she refused talkin 2me, acting lyk she came to charge her phn @ my guys place and did'nt wnt to talk 2me. Well, i don c say d babe na 1chance, if i had broke her and something stared up btw us, would i have bn able 2cope with a chick dats got such a sick attitude? She's lyk 20years old & has alot 2learn about the rugged rugged world, person no fit force bird chop. Abi no be so?

leave her alone. na small pikin dey do am. wetin u sef dey do with 20 year old?

She'll come back to you!!!

Send her a txt, telling her, ur sorry the best day of ur life ended in a not so good manner, u have tried ur best to right ur wrong, simple let me know wat i have done u cant say, so i can apologise, is it until i hang myself u wud notice, well thanks for teaching me that wat u think is the best mite just end up breaking ur heart, i wud rather end up wit a girl i dont care about n chase shadows for the ones i want to care abt, if u want to talk, am all ears but i cant wait forever,
this will confuse her

Oboy c correct text!! Wait make i bring pen copy am. I wan send am 2 ma ex.

thats y i chill at the BP

There is nothing like a virgin. It is nice to take a woman's virginity. You show them the art of lovemaking and they will always remember you. We all remember our first. I still remember the mature young lady who took my virginity. It was wonderful experience.