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| The Life Cycle by Labans(m): 5:32pm On Feb 21, 2007 |
I think the life cycle is all backwards You should start out dead and get it out of the way. Then, you wake up in an old age home feeling better every day. You get kicked out for being too healthy; go collect your pension, then when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day. You work 40 years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, you're generally promiscuous and you get ready for High School. You go to primary school, you become a kid , you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby, and then, You spend your last 9 months floating peacefully in luxury, in spa-like conditions; central heating, room service on tap, larger quarters every day, and then, you finish off as an orgasm. I rest my case. |
| Re: The Life Cycle by Maneater1(f): 9:49am On Feb 22, 2007 |
well Life's not that way, get over it!  |
| Re: The Life Cycle by hola2ng(m): 12:39pm On Feb 22, 2007 |
@ Topic You wish |
| Re: The Life Cycle by dabby(f): 8:20pm On Jul 11, 2007 |
If wishes were horses, |
| Re: The Life Cycle by clemcykul(f): 11:54am On Aug 08, 2007 |
dabby if wishes were horses u'll ride it hard and relentlessly kwo?? well am glad wishes aint horses. |
| Re: The Life Cycle by Aiphie(f): 3:16pm On Aug 08, 2007 |
@Topic If that wish cud come tru then so many things wud b just d opposite.Like the world might have been rectangular or triangular in shape!!!   |
| Re: The Life Cycle by ovic(m): 3:33pm On Aug 08, 2007 |
case not rested at all! |
| Re: The Life Cycle by Aseye(m): 3:53pm On Aug 08, 2007 |
dont rest that kind of case, God forbid bad thing. Reverse is not good in life, |
| Re: The Life Cycle by StMilli(f): 11:58am On Aug 09, 2007 |
Are u going 4ward or Bac  k? |
| Re: The Life Cycle by marlet01(m): 4:27am On Aug 10, 2007 |
*shakes head* |
| Re: The Life Cycle by CrazyMan(m): 4:32am On Aug 10, 2007 |
Hmm. |
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