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Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by dre11(m): 2:06pm On Nov 11, 2017
CYRIACUS IZUEkWE


A man, Gbenga Afuye escaped death after an attempt to lynch him over missing penis was averted through the assistance of a commercial sex worker who offered sex.

P.M.EXPRESS reports that one Sahilu Bala raised an alarm on the street that the victim, Afuye stole his penis when he had contact with him at the bus stop.

The people around believed him, attacked and attempted to kill Afuye to force him to restore the penis.

The victim sworn and denied that he did not steal any penis and offered to be killed publicly if it was investigated that he did so.

The incident happened at Ogba bus stop in Lagos where the penis was said to have got missing.

P.M.EXPRESS reports that the battered victim was later rescued and taken to the police at Pen Cinema Division in Agege, Lagos.

It was gathered that the police carried out discreet investigation and the man who claimed that his penis was missing was taken to a sex worker at the railway line at Agege. He tested it after the worker had calmed him down and it worked perfectly.

Some of the angry mob who followed both the suspect and the victim to the station to confirm whether the penis was actually stolen or not were surprise when Bala who earlier claimed that his penis was stolen confirmed when he tested it on the sex worker.

Three of the suspects who participated in the alleged mob were arrested and charged before Ogba Magistrates court for assault and conduct likely to caused breach of public peace by raising false alarm.

The suspects were Salihu Bala, Masahundu Abubakar, and Alhassan Mohammed.
They pleaded not guilty.

The presiding Magistrate, Mrs. G.O. Anifowoshe granted them bail in the sum of N50,000 with one surety in like sum.

They were remanded in prison custody pending when they will perfect their bail condition.

The matter was adjourned till 15 November, 2017.


http://pmexpressng.com/sex-worker-saves-man-death-missing-penis/

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Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by Nobody: 2:09pm On Nov 11, 2017
Joystick shield for sale

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Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by tit(f): 2:10pm On Nov 11, 2017
Only in the zoo

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Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by iamJ(m): 2:11pm On Nov 11, 2017
No pics


Lies cheesy

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Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by PenlsCaP: 2:12pm On Nov 11, 2017
Chai!!!..
Kenya............. ist
Nigeria............2nd
Southafrica.....3rd
Ghana.............4th.

pls im not grading Nations Cup Table.

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Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by Evablizin(f): 2:22pm On Nov 11, 2017
grin


They haff started again. Joystick is trending these period,men should try to anoint their joystick before going out to avoid stories that touch the heart. My one cent.

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Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by dingbang(m): 2:39pm On Nov 11, 2017
I don't understand.. How can yiou say a joystick is missing and in another part, you test it with a sex worker to see if its working. How did it appear back?

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Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by pocohantas(f): 2:41pm On Nov 11, 2017
dingbang:
I don't understand.. How can yiou say a joystick is missing and in another part, you test it with a sex worker to see if its working. How did it appear back?

Na wetin konji dey cause. E do the guy like say im no get prick again... grin

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Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by Nobody: 2:43pm On Nov 11, 2017
na so dem for just lynch the innocent man sad

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Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by Nobody: 2:43pm On Nov 11, 2017
dingbang:
I don't understand.. How can yiou say a joystick is missing and in another part, you test it with a sex worker to see if its working. How did it appear back?

Maybe the dick flashes every three minutes and then disappears again.


Whatever the case fake or not I don't care. My people who's joining me in this laughter? grin grin grin grin funny azz story.

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Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by dingbang(m): 2:45pm On Nov 11, 2017
pocohantas:


Na wetin konji dey cause. E do the guy like say im no get prick again... grin
ah ah.. He for say dem disable him prick instead. Me come dey think say the prick loss patapata . like say you open there and you no see any prick for him body

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Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by dingbang(m): 2:46pm On Nov 11, 2017
Rokia2:


Maybe the dick flashes every three minutes and then disappears again.


Whatever the case fake or not I don't care. My people who's joining me in this laughter? grin grin grin grin funny azz story.
I know say you go like prick jist cheesy
Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by Bossontop(m): 2:47pm On Nov 11, 2017
undecided undecided
Africans and fetish beliefs...

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Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by Nobody: 2:51pm On Nov 11, 2017
dingbang:
I know say you go like prick jist cheesy

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Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by dingbang(m): 2:52pm On Nov 11, 2017
[quote author=Rokia2 post=62282100][/quote]boring
Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by coolestofall(m): 3:02pm On Nov 11, 2017
Nice job by d prostitute, very selfless of her. This further drives d point, anything worth doing atall is worth doing well. She needs more commendation.

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Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by SOFTENGR: 3:40pm On Nov 11, 2017
coolestofall:
Nice job by d prostitute, very selfless of her. This further drives d point, anything worth doing atall is worth doing well. She needs more commendation.
She deserves certification a award. grin

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Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by lenghtinny(m): 4:57pm On Nov 11, 2017
What a life saver!!!

She deserves merit award for such a selfless service to humanity...

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Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by lenghtinny(m): 5:00pm On Nov 11, 2017
pocohantas:


Na wetin konji dey cause. E do the guy like say im no get prick again... grin
Seriously na the pervert wey get the joystick Dem suppose lynch angry...

Why I go shake my fellow man and the next thing I will check is to see whether my joystick can still stand or not angry

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Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by Samstyle(m): 5:27pm On Nov 11, 2017
Nice work Mrs prostute
Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by wunmi590(m): 5:27pm On Nov 11, 2017
Festive period is near, they want to start using joystick to make cool money cry shocked

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Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by ChewingStick(m): 5:28pm On Nov 11, 2017
pocohantas:


Na wetin konji dey cause. E do the guy like say im no get prick again... grin

Konji nah bastard nah grin
Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by PointZerom: 5:28pm On Nov 11, 2017
"The suspects were Salihu Bala, Masahundu Abubakar, and Alhassan Mohammed.
They pleaded not guilty".

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Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by AuroraB(f): 5:29pm On Nov 11, 2017
It's Cyriacus Izuekwe on the beat grin grin grin

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Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by gunners160(m): 5:29pm On Nov 11, 2017
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Bossontop:
undecided undecided
Africans and fetish beliefs...
Oyinbo man with too much sense. Pikin no sabi say medicine call ham vegetables.. u never learn
Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by mexxmoney: 5:31pm On Nov 11, 2017
So that was how God used the prostitute to save Afuye

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Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by Nobody: 5:31pm On Nov 11, 2017
Missing dik is one of the most stupid tins have ever head. Is it dat d dik dissapears or wetin. angry
Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by goldtube(m): 5:32pm On Nov 11, 2017
lol ;Dlol
Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by kevoh(m): 5:32pm On Nov 11, 2017
About time they started arresting these false alarmists. You can not cause the mob to beat an innocent man over some false missing dick news and not spend some time in the cell.

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Re: Prostitute Saves Man From Death Over Missing joystick by Earthquake1: 5:32pm On Nov 11, 2017
Prostitutes saving men since 18bc cheesy

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