Akin1212:


God maketh all things including evil, ba? And we cannot ask him why, ba? And that same God wants us to fear and worship him, ba?

It seems you just described one TYRANT I used to know.

A fool remains a Fool,okay save dey grammar into ur throat , create ur humans for them to worship u and make sure u don't believe in Him wen in danger just save yourself superman

Proudgorgeousga:
Samson. foolish man all brawn and no brain.

Taar

I disagree oo
God is the most foolish of all

JESUS for the following reasons
1: He is not a Hypocrite - All are equal in his eyes - all are special
2: He knows the word because he is the WORD - at the age 12 he was already schooling experts at Religion. He checks the context on which the passage is given and delivers the appropriate message for the enlightenment of the spirit. He does not pick verses here and there to support an opinion, he does not use guile, clever speech and forceful statement of assumptions to deceive his flock.
3: He is a Practical Christian: Being Spiritual does not cause the senses to take leave of absence of the mind. His message is for all, more importantly he came to rescue the lost not the proud elitist religion-drunk users.. who wear Christianity in speech and appearance not in Truth and Deeds.
4: He knows how to make a party come alive

thundafire:
A fool remains a Fool,okay save dey grammar into ur throat , create ur humans for them to worship u and make sure u don't believe in Him wen in danger just save yourself superman

A fool calls others fools too, especially those who are wiser than him.

I have been in so many dangers and I have escaped them with my intuitions and logic. It's not even as if God answers people in danger.

Would I call a God who is not there to answer? Go and ask the victims of Ikeja Bomb blast, 9/11 bombing in US, Tsunami in Japan, Hurricanes in California and earthquake in Haiti if God answered them when they called.

Seems mods don't keep records to topic moved to FP. How many times will this similar thing make FP?

addikt:
Na JONAH OOOO... I Always wonder what he told his wife when he got home the third day


He'll be like. ..

WIFE: Where have you been since 3 days ago , no call , no text

JONAH: Na one stupid fish swallow me ooo, infact, he just dey vomit me now now I come say make I dey come house

WIFE: Hanhan!!!, fish swallow you ??...you for no come house naa !!!

JONAH: I swear I no lie, come smell my armpit seff

WIFE: Mtshewwwww (walk away)

Music..... (ayele ooo, ibosi oooooooooo)

Too bad there weren't cell phones as at then and men were often times away from home for days un end according to the story books.

mrvitalis:
Devil

Innocent , killed less people than God, but still hated

Chased out of heaven because he asked for democracy

Really treated unfairly

una dey mad aswear...

obinna58:
David the brave warrior

With the help of God

David slewed 7000 Syrians chariots , and 40,000 horsemen and 40,000 footmen

What more could I say

Do you actually know the meaning of 'slew'. It doesn't mean stew o, it means 'killed'. And to imagine that it's human beings we are talking about

Ah baba na you, I no quick see ur moniker. Good morning Sir

Elisha& Elijah

No one is talking about Job

drlaykay:
Who is your best bible character? If you were asked to pick a life you would love to live, whose bible character's would it be?

I love David. The grace upon him was mighty. And the way he easily acknowledged his sins and praised God is awesome

I luv Solomon, he's is a radical like me.

He killed his elder brother in order to become king.

I also want to challenge his 1000 wives record...

David

Jezebel...The woman nah comfirm ashawo

purem:



the fact that you didn't know my monicker doesn't mean am a new comer or am not the king na... So you're talking to a king

pardon me your "HIGHness"

OtemSapien:


Do you actually know the meaning of 'slew'. It doesn't mean stew o, it means 'killed'. And to imagine that it's human beings we are talking about

Ah baba na you, I no quick see ur moniker. Good morning Sir

Esther.. . How she was taken from ordinary young lady to become a queen. And how she used her position to save a whole nation not minding that she could have been destroyed in the process.

Joseph, David and Solomon

Samuel

King Solomon

David because he is the man after God's heart and he knows how to get God's attention and that is thru praising and dancing. I have really been blessed thru this.

thundafire:
A fool remains a Fool,okay save dey grammar into ur throat , create ur humans for them to worship u and make sure u don't believe in Him wen in danger just save yourself superman

Hehe
You sound like someone highly deluded with religious shits

How many of you know Sennacherib in the Bible? Not my favorite Bible character

You know the Rabshakeh? Also not my favorite Bible character.

My favorite is Nimrod, the one guy Otem calls Nimshi, the only guy that dares opposed Yahweh and nothing happened to him.

King DAVID
The man after Gods own heart

hopefulLandlord:
Yahweh of course

Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.

Question in Sunday School: Why is there evil in the world?

Sister A: The devil

Sister P: Sister A is right, the devil is responsible

Mr A: I disagree, Yahweh is responsible

Teacher: Mr A, Yahweh isn't responsible for evil, come on, don't blaspheme

MrA: but he said he created evil in Isaiah 45:7

Teacher: *Checks the verse and looks embarrassed*

Mr A: *notices the awkward silence* have you read it?

Teacher: *Changes the topic* Jesus died on the cross for our sins, let's talk about this sacrifice

Yes the lord do all things in order to balance equilebrum. If you are a science student, you will know it is the only way life will work. However, someone has to take the blame for the good and the bad. An MD of a company will take a bad decision and blame his manager for not advising him in time. Here the devil takes the blame for all the bad things. Instead of the devil to take the blame, he pushes the blame to me and you. Thats why you see someone pick a gun and shoot another. The bible now warns, do not allow yourself to be used, always be prayerful.

I'd like to live like Jael and Queen Esther.... They're my best characters

Bible is not a play

Paul all time cause God appoint him as gentiles apostle. Most of us won't have known God

Solomon.

Solomon.

Solomon.

Solomon.

Solomon.

Solomon.

Solomon.......

......

My man.

That's definitely DAVID

Jehoshaphat,you need extraordinary faith to go to a battle with a guitar

Joseph though hated by his brother yet God loves him and prepare a table before him in the presence of his haters.

He was made a Prime minister in a strange land.
Baba God thank you for your love and mercy.