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Man Charged With Murder Claims His Girlfriend Choked To Death On His Penis by wrightangle83(m): 1:24pm On Nov 22, 2017
Men, we understand, are prone to exaggerate; some going to “extreme lengths” when it comes to their “manhood”, now we are not sure if Richard Henry Patterson is exaggerating when he told a court in Florida that Francisca Marguinez choked to death during MouthAction because his penis is so large!

Not content with telling the jury that he has a whopper, he wants to show them it in court to prove his innocence. His claim is that because his penis is, well shall we say mammoth sized, poor old Francisca just choked during their playful exercise. The defence lawyer Ken Padowitz, has called upon the judge to allow Patterson to show his penis to the jury, judge, lawyers and a bailiff. The eager lawyer suggested that it “was essential” that they saw the offending weapon, so that they could fully understand just what the defence team were talking about. Failing this, Mr Padowitz has said that he will just have to make a mould of the gentleman’s penis so that he jurors can see the monster.

Mr Patterson does admit that he, or perhaps he means his penis, killed her, but denies that he did it deliberately and is to face trial for second-degree murder. The couple had been dating for about four months when the unfortunate event took place, which was in October 2015. He was arrested in November after police found a decomposing body when Patterson contacted his lawyer and told him to send police to Marguinez’s home. What the unfortunate police found when they went into the victims home was Marguinez face down on the bed, surrounded by blood and semen-stained tissues.

Unfortunately, because of the length of time and the state of the decomposing body, the coroner was unable to determine the cause of death. Police were alerted after Patterson messaged his daughter and a friend saying he ‘did something bad’ and that he ‘was so sorry’. He said that although he had choked her, perhaps that should read penis, but now he is arguing that he didn’t strangle her.

Should the judge decide to allow the defendant to display his penis, we wonder if it would be presented flaccid or erect, whichever way it may happen, would his “evidence” stand up in court!

Comment please!!!!!!

Re: Man Charged With Murder Claims His Girlfriend Choked To Death On His Penis by gotaheart: 1:36pm On Nov 22, 2017
The person below has something to say.
Re: Man Charged With Murder Claims His Girlfriend Choked To Death On His Penis by wrightangle83(m): 1:41pm On Nov 22, 2017
I wonder why the man's lawyer will describe his joystick as weapon.
Re: Man Charged With Murder Claims His Girlfriend Choked To Death On His Penis by ayoblinks(m): 4:02pm On Nov 22, 2017
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Re: Man Charged With Murder Claims His Girlfriend Choked To Death On His Penis by MrBrownJay1(m): 4:55pm On Nov 22, 2017
whether the dikc is huge or not is irrelevant....as any man would have pulled the dikc out if she was struggling for air or whatever.....if she is dying and instead of pulling out, you keep pushing it down her throat then it is indeed murder with a deadly "weapon".
Re: Man Charged With Murder Claims His Girlfriend Choked To Death On His Penis by vchykp(m): 9:29pm On Nov 22, 2017
weapon of mass destruction.. As if him carry pipeline for waist..! undecided undecided
Re: Man Charged With Murder Claims His Girlfriend Choked To Death On His Penis by Nobody: 5:27am On Nov 23, 2017
Where are the nairaland girl that love 12inches. This could happen to you grin.

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