There are some unique and peculiar features of some nairalanders which I've admired over time. I know i can't be like them but i can't help but envy them. They are:

1) edoboy33 - a soft boy, born with a silver spoon. news has it that he's connected to some influential politicians.

for me, i was born with a spatula and the only connection i have is EDGE (on my nokia E63)

2) amarabae - she's an accomplished woman. A good wife, mother and ambassador of her family. Pretty and enterprising too.


for me, i doubt i can make a good husband/father. I act cowardly, childishly and in a pessimistic manner.

3) makydebbie - an epitome of an african lady. Ebony and not artificial. Her beauty and brain has attracted admirers.


Here i am with a big head which i can't use productively.

frustratedrat:
3) makydebbie - an epitome of an african lady. Ebony and not artificial. Her beauty and brain has attracted admirers.


Here i am with a big head which i can't use productively.

Awwn.

You'll make a good writer tho.

Chai, if only you know what is going on behind the smile and happy smiley. In life I have learnt to envy none. We all have our different challenges.

The comment before mine is a good one.

Hahahaha

Frustratedrat, kilo shele gangan... What exactly is ya problem?

4) ogorwyne - a good role model to younger ones. She's decent, modest and not morally corrupt. Her contributions to posts explicitly depicts that she's not influenced by the obscenity common in the contemporary world.


Here i am, with my mind (often thinking of intimacy) and body (done mouthaction before) corrupt.

5) dingbang - a banker who seems to be accomplished in his field of study. Shout all to all other professionals in the house.


Here i am, a failure, teaching for 15k (underemployed) when my dream was to be an ambassador or consul officer at an embassy

Op is high on diesel.

6) khiaa - an opportuned woman who happens to be in the land of dreams (america). Not forgetting ibkayee who is in UK where pounds (the highest currency) is used.


Here i am, in a slum where everywhere is a likely wrestling ground/refuse dump. The only hope i will have to travel abroad will be through raffle draw. (30k for passport nor be beaans)

frustratedrat you should not give up on yourself just work smart n diligently you'll never know when help will find you

7) toks2008 - a charismatic member with a lot of follwership on his thread. He worked for it though. He's known for his remarkable dating tips. There are other notable members known for one thing or the other. They include: sinz,tosyne2much,naijaboiy,airforce1, smellymouth,lefulefu etc


For me, i think i'm just known as a frustrated member. Only those intending to insult me enter my threads.

Is he here again??

makydebbie:
Awwn.

You'll make a good writer tho.

He's whinning and you're tripping. Smh

frustrated rat;

thought you have repented

SirMichael1:

He's whinning and you're tripping. Smh

are you jealous

8 ) professorD - a body builder whose 6 packs will surely draw admirers. Not forgetting gwekzy as well. What i like mainly about a nice physique is that it has health benefits. They can surely carry blocks and not break down.


Here i am, like a sickler. due to poor health,ordinary wrong sleeping position can break me down.

Oya where are my betting lords.....Please show yourselves here
Man must make money from bet9ja this week...I need sure odds

Oya where are my betting lords.....Please show yourselves here
Man must make money from bet9ja this week...I need sure odds

QueenSekxy:

are you jealous

I feel for you

Victornezzar:
Oya where are my betting lords.....Please show yourselves here

Man must make money from bet9ja this week...I need sure odds

There's a link for that not here. Go to business section and see a whole thread dedicated to that. You could get banned here for spamming.

9) memphitz357 - for those who visit 'the ash*wo beer parlour' thread, you must have heard of this guy. He has enticing sexcapades. In as much as i'm trying to give up immoral things in order to make heaven, i can't help but envy him for his adventures.


The highest i've gone with a lady back then was 30 minutes due to er*ction and over anxiety issues.

SirMichael1:


There's a link for that not here. Go to business section and see a whole thread dedicated to that. You could get banned here for spamming, meanwhile....

Here

B919ETTWCWZEAE-4086540 O 1.5

B934ETTRQZPPAQ-4086540 Straight wins

Restake

Lol....u stake am??

Victornezzar:

Lol....u stake am??

Yes but e dey very risky. Especially that straight wins but nothing sure sha. ManU prove am after their loss to Basel. Idiots! Cut my ticket!!

Hopeful that it greens

10) independent peeps - this is directed to all members staying on their own. i once stayed on my own back then in school but it was terrible. Couldn't cope with rent, dues and feeding budget. I really envy you guys staying on your own. I don't see that happening anytime soon for me.


Infact, i'm on my way home to eat mumsi's rice

frustratedrat:
10) independent peeps - this is directed to all members staying on their own. i once stayed on my own back then in school but it was terrible. Couldn't cope with rent, dues and feeding budget. I really envy you guys staying on your own. I don't see that happening anytime soon for me.


Infact, i'm on my way home to eat mumsi's rice

Hello? What would make you happy?

I'm happy for you op. This is the first time i'm seeing you in a lively mood. I guess everything is better now

SirMichael1:


Yes but e dey very risky. Especially that straight wins but nothing sure sha. ManU prove am after their loss to Basel. Idiots! Cut my ticket!!

Hopeful that it greens

Almost everyone played full time draw for dah match

Victornezzar:

Almost everyone played full time draw for dah match

Not so. Man U was suppose to win after their flawless defeat of Newcastle a week before.

SirMichael1:


Not so. Man U was suppose to win after their flawless defeat of Newcastle a week before.

Mourinho wanted a draw....I knew from the lineup
I guess it's high time Darmian and Blind should be sold

You have a teaching job, I envy you