papine:

@studio is not about importing other people's joke 2 nairaland all 4 d sake of laffter,im jus real .9ja boy 2 d fullest

I totally agree with you. The thread is really amusing.

Don't mind Studio, maybe the "dried groundnut" he ate when he was a kid (as reported), has not yet been flushed out of his system.

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Thank you o ja re. Studion na bad belle

Pogistega:

I totally agree with you. The thread is really amusing.

Don't mind Studio, maybe the "dried groundnut" he ate when he was a kid (as reported), has not yet been flushed out of his system.

na wen he don grow wyt bear bear 4 johnthomas b4 d dried groundnut/goatshit go flush out of his system? Hahahaha

Ha ha ha. He heee heeee. Na wa! I really had a good laugh.

pple, he get one tyme for the boarding house wey i go, some gurls come visit my haus master and me i also dey the haus as i come buy soap for bois hostel, i was tying a towel then at this period, so as one of the gurls enter my haus master haus and as per say na towel i tie, i qickly dash out of the haus, however in the process the towel droped, and as per say na bois hostel i didnt bother but took my tyme to my tyme to lock the door instead.

but pple as i turn say make i pick my towel, behold unknown to me na three other gurls dey wait for the other one and dem feed their eye well well, at long last the option to take na to leave towel for where im dey , i come pick race ( i wasnt just think).

omo for days i no gree near school becos of shame

WOW.!!!!! na wa ooo ah ah

guys me i Bleep up wella for small, i recolate one tyme wey i no tall reach our gas cooker, but i go stretch dey steal tins for pot but my best target na fry pan.

as maale arrange fried stew one day and as per sharp , i go enter kitchen, stretch as usual and dip my finger collect stew run enter room, i did this for some tyme.

then there was this tyme wey i wan go arrange again, i didnt know say maale don notice (as per the fingers wey don enter fry man), she come arrange fresh pepper.

but as usual me i sneak enter kitchen, stretch, dip finger, but i mind tell me say this tin don full and its fresh, as per say i wan steal na, i still dip hand collect plenty fresh hot pepper enter mouth, na so mumsy come out wen she heard my cry, but she no pity me nor give me water, she just begin laugh plenty and i cried the more.

Chai,
Mumu people full Nland true true.
Ok who's next?

I used to kill lizards around when i was a small boy

My folks no let me do any mumu thing. Lol

na your turn to tell us how u mumu reach when u small o lol

At least i mumu wen i they small. That mumu wen ur parents nor allow u mumu wen u small na wen u don big u go mumu d mumu. Lol.

Lol,
See ya mouth like my wife dyt own,
well i know i no fit fall mumu with people like u by my side na, *winks*

wel

B4 nkor. I am a guru of all trade. I do legite. I leave d ilegite 4 people lyk una make una nor go dy 4 hunga.

*smile* *winks* @ studio u kwn say a fool at 40 is a fool still death, but a mumu at 29 will be a mumu till enternity.

confes ur mumunity so u wouldn't end up as a jackass

papine:

*smile*   *winks* @ studio u kwn say a fool at 40 is a fool still death, but a mumu at 29 will be a mumu till enternity.

wat about a fool at 60? Hahahaha

papine:

confes your mumunity so u wouldn't end up as a jackass

studio confess ur mumunity n b redemed

I remember when we dey carry palm kernel nuts and garri dey go school.teacher go dey talk 4 class,na u and the food go dey struggle for back seat.until one day,our teacher caught us.we were beaten to hell,

Na mumu she b now

GUYZ una knw MR BEAN abi dat mumu guy way dey do film. he's making money with he's mumunity, he get luck, But

This mumu talking to una today go become the president of this country tomorow.

yea a mumu president.

Siddon there dey call this Guru mumu make i dey pretend to be mumu dey use your money dey acquire properties for VGC.
Ewu!

Welcum back, but wait o studio u they do anytin 4 house at all?

Make una take am easy abeg o

No let that papine of a guy wey no dey baff body touch u o

papine:

lol , C mumu , who go near your craw craw body?

ordinary craw nor good? dat wey dey parade lakpa lakpa as head bangle so

I'm hot. They're not! Lol