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Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Joettti: 8:00pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
Op men should learn to no a woman before going into a relationship but don't really believe or think someone I work on serious job ooooo will raise hand on me hmmmm God help me cos I no no how that day go be whether na person corpse Dem go come carry |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by stuffs4me(m): 8:01pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
shasha101: Husband killer spotted. You are such an evil and callous person. You think its funny when an Inocent man's life was nearly snuffed out by a mad and jealous woman. The woman hit him on the head with a base ball bat with blood coming out of his nose and he thereafter collapsed only to wake up in the hospital. You will surely kill your husband and I pity the unfortunate man that will marry you because you will surely kill your husband. 7 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by HarmonyDee(f): 8:01pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
I just imagined you under the bed dodging the blows and am laughing so hard
But that was bad oo |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Worksunlimited: 8:02pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
ChiefPiiko: Bruv! There is no bad experience that isn't funny thereafter.. |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Nobody: 8:03pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
She's the one on my dp and that foto is a week old Worksunlimited: |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Worksunlimited: 8:03pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
stuffs4me: Too much! Too much, bruv! The last sentence was uncalled for tbh.. 1 Like |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Nobody: 8:03pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
stuffs4me:all these for me?? wawu....clap for yourself 2 Likes |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by stuffs4me(m): 8:06pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
HarmonyDee: Na wa ooo...This one too is laughing. Most of these women have evil in their hearts o. Since when is it a laughing matter when a man's life was nearly snuffed out by a very wicked and evil girlfriend. |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Zhahovic(m): 8:06pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
U are lucky...why did U wait for some more months before breaking up?.... .. U should've dumped her immediately 1 Like |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Nobody: 8:06pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
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Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Philipmems(m): 8:09pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
Worksunlimited: ROTFL Hopefully we will never cross path with such women. |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Zhahovic(m): 8:09pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
I had one too....that tore my singlets and shirts off my body several times... 1 Like |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Worksunlimited: 8:09pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
ChiefPiiko: I am so sure you are the guy sitting so humbly and not the smiling one... Bruv.. Your story in a new thread is how we do it... |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Sanchase: 8:10pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
When I didn't react she grabbed my balls with her left hand and my manhood with her right, that she was gonna squash my balls if i don't confess. I was in great pains and getting angry while warning her to let me go, managed to drag her to the parlour, her friend wanted to interfere but she threatened to deal with her if she comes near us. If she really did this and if your story is true then its just a matter of months before your foreskin is separated from your scrotum. 1 Like |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Worksunlimited: 8:10pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
Philipmems: Amen... |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by stuffs4me(m): 8:11pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
Worksunlimited: Most of these pu:ssyy niggers like you are the problem. A lot of these evil women thinks its fun killing men. What is bad is bad and should be condemned.. Maybe you should walk into the family of slain Bilyamin Mohammed Bello and explain to the teary family how much fun it is that their son is dead. 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Jabioro: 8:11pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
As serious as this post is,the OP still manage to broke my ribs.,l can't stop the laughing for now..any way thank God you are nt stalked with that bitch. |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Nobody: 8:12pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
Sunkyphil: The best thing to do is divorce her ASAP |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Nobody: 8:12pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
yea that's me, I will post about it tomorrow hopefully on romanceland Worksunlimited: |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by LordKO(m): 8:13pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
Worksunlimited: Believe you me, it's not about the bat, in fact that's the least of the scenarios that betrayed him. 1 Like |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by emelda86(f): 8:13pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
She grabbed my balls that's the only thing I saw hahahaha.....did she want to burst them or play table tennis with them..... Let me run along |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by stuffs4me(m): 8:15pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
shasha101: If you kill your husband, the law will catch up with you and you will die by hanging. 3 Likes |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Nobody: 8:16pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
Therock5555: This made me just wanna fall in love with you... I love you.. Lol just kidding, thank God for your sexy life. |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Nobody: 8:17pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
Sebastine1994:Who is this that doesn't understand the difference between owning a business and being a tailor? Who will just open his mouth and talk on a public forum because you happen to know me personally? Abeg kindly use your brain and edit out my personal info. Do you think at all? If you want to get in touch why not dm or something? This is so so annoying. |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Worksunlimited: 8:18pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
stuffs4me: Bruv.. What she said doesn't translate to she been a man killer.. Some aspects of op's story was quite funny not cos it is buh for the way he told it.. E.g the "she grabbed him by the blokos with the left and held jolojolo with her right ". Now that cracked me up.. Cos most guys can relate to it. Bad experiences dey funny thereafter most times. 2 Likes |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by SirKriz(m): 8:19pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
All gals are crazy. They love too hard and hate too hard, and you will never know when their fuse will get blown. There is no perfect lady anywhere in the whole. Pick the one you're able to cope with if you wish to remain sane. OP, thank God for your life. 1 Like 1 Share |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by adudu208(m): 8:19pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
royalcode:Stop being silly. I have a baseball bat at home. The fact that you don't know who play baseball or own a baseball bat doesn't make the op story false. In your haste to comment you forgot that many Nigerians grew up, visit, study or reside abroad hence could have picked up such interest there. If this story was shared by a lady you would be the first to condemn the man and conveniently accept the narrative without any iota of doubt. It is a pity that people mock men who show restrain in the face of extreme provocation and lethal attack by their women and are also quick to condemn those who in the course of defending themselves cause some form of injuring to the lady. There is no bigger form of hypocrisy than this. Domestic violence is real and it is not confine to one gender. 13 Likes 4 Shares |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Worksunlimited: 8:20pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
emelda86: I think she wanted to make scrambled eggs with them.. The kitchen they were in must have made her hungry for some. 1 Like |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Worksunlimited: 8:23pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
LordKO: Hmm.. Which scenario did? |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by fatymore(f): 8:26pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
[quote author=elfmann post=62712114][/quote]thanks Sir... |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by Nobody: 8:26pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
stuffs4me:ok, are u done?? |
Re: My Near Death Experience With My Ex-girlfriend by victorazyvictor(m): 8:27pm On Nov 25, 2017 |
Therock5555: bros your blokos must be as big as Ostrich's egg.
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