Joro Olumofin is surely ending 2017 on a high with this very relatable post on his Instagram page. He advised followers and Nigerians to watch out for personality traits that should stay in 2017.

Read his post below:

1. Husbands, stop looking at your wives like "GrandMas", look at them like a Lion will look at a sheep. Explore her every anatomy.

2. Wives, Please fortify yourselves with warrior Prayers and fasting because 2018 Sidechicks have already started equipping themselves diabolically.

3. Wives stop letting Side-chicks make you look obsolete, nothing is above you when pleasing your husband even : twerking, red long Brazilian hair, hotel room sex, car sex.

4. Fellas, stop sending DMs if you have a girlfriend.

5. Fellas, stop forgetting your ATM cards at home when you're going on dates.

6. Ladies, don't go seeking relationships first, seek employment or empowerment.

7. Ladies , don't assume he's you're boyfriend after sex.

8. Ladies, make him work for it. Using Ice Cream, Pizza, Recharge, free ride to impress you should end in 2017.

9. Fellas, stop mental manipulation. Tell your friends and family to Stop calling her "Iyawo Wa" or Our wife .

10. Ladies, if you didn't pay on a date this year and you're still single I think you should pay on dates in 2018.

11. Ladies, don't go and sleep in a guy's house if you don't have sexual intentions for your own safety.

12. Ladies, if you haven't secured the guy don't take your friend along on dates, God may just use you to hook them up.

13. Ladies, if you can't cook and you're single. Use this time to learn how to cook.

14. Fellas, stop using marriage to borrow money from girls. ( Baby I have plans for our future please loan me 200k).

15. Husbands, stay off social media and private university girls.

16. If your body count was more than 10 in 2017 and you're still single , 2018 should be a maximum of 2.

17. If you're in a relationship and you've never spent more than 50k on your BF or gf start saving for 2018

18. Fellas, when you meet a lady in 2018 and she's 28 and above if you're not looking for a serious relationship let her go instantly .

19. Ladies , stop replying DMs if you're in a serious relationship.

20. Wives it may not matter but ensure your husband wears his wedding ring.

Can you relate? Does this make so much to you like it did to me?

http://deedeesblog.com/joro-olumofin-personality-traits-behavioral-patterns-stay-2017/

Fellas, stop sending DMs if you have a girlfriend.

•••Xo because I have account with First Bank, make I no open with Diamond abi? Take time

Ladies, don't go seeking relationships first, seek employment or empowerment.

•••Me sef dey find one.

Ladies, make him work for it. Using Ice Cream, Pizza, Recharge, free ride to impress you should end in 2017.

•••Yhu forgot shawarma

Ladies, if you didn't pay on a date this year and you're still single I think you should pay on dates in 2018.

•••To be honest bruh, this ain't UK. If dah Niggur ain't gonna pay make he forget am. Yhu need to be in control. Make one yeye girl come 2mao dey tawk xay she dey feed yhu.

Ladies, don't go and sleep in a guy's house if you don't have sexual intentions for your own safety.

•••Na champions league she wan come watch before?

Ladies, if you haven't secured the guy don't take your friend along on dates, God may just use you to hook them up.

•••Good advice

Fellas, stop using marriage to borrow money from girls. ( Baby I have plans for our future please loan me 200k).

•••Buhari used change to confuse us, there must be a strategy in every situation

Fellas, when you meet a lady in 2018 and she's 28 and above if you're not looking for a serious relationship let her go instantly.

•••Xo that she can go and clock 30 without greasing her engine?

Wives it may not matter but ensure your husband wears his wedding ring.

•••My neighbour is the biggest cheat I've ever seen, always with his wedding ring. These hoes re proud of being real OGs to married men

Uncle Joro!...

that number 20 no matter even with wedding ring, some girls still dey choke head. A man that wants to cheat will do it even with his wedding ring on.


All the slaymamas and slayqueens after married men, remember karma.

We will all climb our hill of joy steadily in 2018.

okay, what of adding to the list that some ladies should chill and stop trying to trap guys with commitment. Let a player play

True talk especially those crashing at a guys place with having sexual intensions....Abeg my house be like hotel�

Hehehehe

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Baes if you know you ain't gonna marry him,Stop demanding for much money and attention,Guys hope am making sense?

If only my nkem can read this and let us marry straight off
She keep on saying baby let me Graduate first, as if say graduation dey run

Very nice writeup.

Daviestunech:
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Senior space catcher... I hail thee

Nice

Oyindidi:

U don book space pass me nah

Hmm

Oxster:


U don book space pass me nah

Na so I see am. I fit dash you the space

Just attacking ladies....... we takes a bleach guy serious

Oyindidi:
Na so I see am. I fit dash you the space

Lol..abeg next one you book 4 me too,,but u see Ds one??u must shift 4 me ohhh

Nice one ]

JORO

iamJ:
face yellow, hands and leg black
ok oooo
#No Filter Attitude

nawa for you oo

Guys going to a lady's Facebook wall and posting thanks for the acceptance, thanks for accepting me, thanks for the accepted,.... Like you ppl should stop this it's very annoying

hmmm....Everyone wants to be an adviser and motivational speaker these days...smh

Modify your behavior if you've been searching for long

Whaeva!!!

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