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Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Nobody: 11:22pm On Mar 28, 2018
badohemmy:


I can see that your confidence comes from the idea that Nairaland is a faceless forum, don't be so sure about that.
Dwindling unfuturistic career uh? Sorry I got a job. If reading free story and freely expressing your unappreciative self is what you call sane then I prefer being the opposite. Until I read your story on Nairaland I don't think you have earned the right to criticize anyone esp when it's not constructive.

Note: I'm waiting for you to end my career, mouth-boy.
You are too small my love. Continue wit ur chronicle of badoh.I won't end ur career for now.

By d way I see ur dexterity in sex nd porn narration in ur story. You must hav a high libido or perversion.

Modified: mind u,don't expect stories from me on nairaland,I don't write stories on nairaland,I make money on nairaland nd cool off my money wit ur porn series cum story.
Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by badohemmy(m): 4:06am On Mar 29, 2018
IjeleNwa:
You are too small my love. Continue wit ur chronicle of badoh.I won't end ur career for now.

By d way I see ur dexterity in sex nd porn narration in ur story. You must hav a high libido or perversion.

Modified: mind u,don't expect stories from me on nairaland,I don't write stories on nairaland,I make money on nairaland nd cool off my money wit ur porn series cum story.
I'm correct then - Mouth boy.
Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Damibiz(m): 7:17am On Mar 29, 2018
See i go SLAP person for here,wati de worry una self.?..na woh,MODE come tell this guys to pack jare..

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Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by badohemmy(m): 8:17am On Mar 29, 2018
Damibiz:
See i go SLAP person for here,wati de worry una self.?..na woh,MODE come tell this guys to pack jare..

Sufri vex, na play we was.
Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by bimberry1307(f): 9:05am On Mar 29, 2018
badohemmy, ijelenwa. pls you guys should stop already.

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Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Nobody: 11:36am On Mar 29, 2018
badohemmy:

I'm correct then - Mouth boy.
we are good! Oya drop ur update,I dey feel am
Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by INDUSTRIALFAN(m): 12:32pm On Mar 29, 2018
Damibiz:
That was a bomb...,........common...chopper............na woh for Langtang
do you realize there are people in the Amazon that have never seen any other person but those in their community? They don't even know other people but themselves exist in this life and funny thing is they are closest to the Western world where technology is the order of the day. Langtang is actually a village or rather a very small town so it is expected that a flying piece of metal is awed at. Believe me you, before most of Nigeria was exposed to stuff we all know today, there used to be a time when we all will run out to stare at planes flying by or to look at a white man that just arrived. I can bet you there will be sth in the western world that you will see and be like "WOW...." And someone who has always seen it will look at you And be like "what part of the world are you from? " Don't blame Langtang jare. They re just further down the chain of civilization but will definitely get to where the rest of Nigeria is while the rest of Nigeria must have moved on to where the rest of the world is and the rest of the world must have moved to sth greater....

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Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Damibiz(m): 1:22pm On Mar 29, 2018
Ok na.,...
badohemmy:

Sufri vex, na play we was.
Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Whyke141: 3:09pm On Mar 29, 2018
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Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by badohemmy(m): 7:35pm On Mar 29, 2018
IjeleNwa:
we are good! Oya drop ur update,I dey feel am

I'll drop update when I'm feeling a bit better. Thanks

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Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by hotplate(m): 7:48am On Mar 30, 2018
nice update @ghost but so far the only thing I still don't believe is the fact that you're still a virgin considering your age, for me most especially in Benin were I reside it is easier for you to find a politician that isn't corrupt than to find a 20yrs old virgin.....do well to auction yours like its been done in the Western word

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Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by EAhumble(m): 11:47am On Mar 30, 2018
I can't still relate to ghost and this her virgin stuff, She once told us that the she had an orgasm with Bass. or was the orgasm through an oral form? @ghosts pls clarify ur confused reader

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Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Nobody: 11:54am On Mar 30, 2018
For all care,I think gh0st exaggerated a lot of facts concerning her sexual life,that's why there was a contradiction. Perhaps she is regreting and wishing to remain a virgin......perhaps all this are mere stories with real life point small like a pin.

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Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by costal(m): 8:04pm On Mar 30, 2018
Great story dear

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Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Nobody: 5:14pm On Apr 03, 2018
Outta Ghost Mode... grin

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Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by gh0sts: 12:45am On Apr 04, 2018
I had made plans with Dan and Leks to visit the dam in Langtang. Although I've heard so much about it, I had never visited and wanted so much to visit. So when they brought up the suggestions I was ecstatic.

I was with Lanle at her work place that evening, when I received a call from them asking me to pick a bike and meet them there. Lanle couldn't go because of work, so I just assumed it was going to be just the three of us. I didn't know how to get to the dam, and the bike I used was even more confused than I was. When we finally got to the place, I got down and paid. It was hilly, so I waited for Leks to get down. I sure as hell wasn't going to climb up alone before I slip and fall...didn't want my first visit to the dam to be my only visit and a tragic one too. When he got to where I was, we both looked for a less sloppy path to take back up. That was when o realized it wasn't just the three of us. Two other batch B corpers had come with them. Both girls.

I have never visited a dam before, but what I saw was a beauty. To the right of the dam, there's a line a hill that complemented the dam's beauty. A tiny rocky road path that leads all the way to where the hills are. Rocks arranged all the way down to the water and a sandy, beachy side. We walked down through the rocks to the water. There's a turbine in the water very close to the walk way and something that looks like a light house in the middle of the water. The dam serves as a source of water to a lot of the people living around there. At least it serves a purpose, since it cannot provide electricity for us. Plus, we've turned it into a side attraction...you can't say you served in Langtang North and not visit the dam. The water from the dam is always so cold and refreshing...and with the heat we were experiencing, it seemed like the next best thing to have happened after slice bread. Dipping your legs into it will make you want to stay there forever.

It was fun and I was enjoying every bit of it. Taking pictures, throwing jokes around. Leks and I at some point will move away from the rest to talk privately, or steal kisses. It was totally lit. We had to leave, since it was getting dark. Dan and the other two girls left in a hurry, while Leks and I strolled playfully. Stopping at intervals to throw stones into the water...
I was oblivious to the waters I had shook until we got to Lanle's place and Oma, one of the girls that went with us started giving Leks attitude...instead of minding my business, like I promised I would do this year. I foolishly opened my mouth to talk. And that was when I realized that the attitude was actually meant for me and Leks was just a side vex. The moment I got it, I walked away...I can't have someone dissing me like that.

I later found out... Apparently, before I got to the dam, she had been Leks interest. And she did not know it was temporary until I arrived and his interest shifted. So she was pissed that he led her on or that I came...I honestly don't know which.

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Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by gh0sts: 12:54am On Apr 04, 2018
IjeleNwa:
Gh0st this update is boring,thanks to u,it even short.

The helicopter scene didn't even do d magic

I'm sorry you felt so.But you cannot expect every single update to be funny na, I'm not basketmouth. BTW, I write it as I see it, or I think it. Not so you'd laugh... thanks for your criticism though.

badohemmy:

Write your own
thanks for defending me...
Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by badohemmy(m): 3:49am On Apr 04, 2018
gh0sts:

I'm sorry you felt so.But you cannot expect every single update to be funny na, I'm not basketmouth. BTW, I write it as I see it, or I think it. Not so you'd laugh... thanks for your criticism though.


thanks for defending me...

We're good.

Ijelenwa, ur thread has been closed.

gh0st, today is my birthday, a post will quench my thirst. Thanks

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Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by OyaLove: 6:30pm On Apr 07, 2018
Anonymous corp have runaway
Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by abdeiz(m): 2:49am On Apr 08, 2018
gh0sts:
I had made plans with Dan and Leks to visit the dam in Langtang. Although I've heard so much about it, I had never visited and wanted so much to visit. So when they brought up the suggestions I was ecstatic.

I was with Lanle at her work place that evening, when I received a call from them asking me to pick a bike and meet them there. Lanle couldn't go because of work, so I just assumed it was going to be just the three of us. I didn't know how to get to the dam, and the bike I used was even more confused than I was. When we finally got to the place, I got down and paid. It was hilly, so I waited for Leks to get down. I sure as hell wasn't going to climb up alone before I slip and fall...didn't want my first visit to the dam to be my only visit and a tragic one too. When he got to where I was, we both looked for a less sloppy path to take back up. That was when o realized it wasn't just the three of us. Two other batch B corpers had come with them. Both girls.

I have never visited a dam before, but what I saw was a beauty. To the right of the dam, there's a line a hill that complemented the dam's beauty. A tiny rocky road path that leads all the way to where the hills are. Rocks arranged all the way down to the water and a sandy, beachy side. We walked down through the rocks to the water. There's a turbine in the water very close to the walk way and something that looks like a light house in the middle of the water. The dam serves as a source of water to a lot of the people living around there. At least it serves a purpose, since it cannot provide electricity for us. Plus, we've turned it into a side attraction...you can't say you served in Langtang North and not visit the dam. The water from the dam is always so cold and refreshing...and with the heat we were experiencing, it seemed like the next best thing to have happened after slice bread. Dipping your legs into it will make you want to stay there forever.

It was fun and I was enjoying every bit of it. Taking pictures, throwing jokes around. Leks and I at some point will move away from the rest to talk privately, or steal kisses. It was totally lit. We had to leave, since it was getting dark. Dan and the other two girls left in a hurry, while Leks and I strolled playfully. Stopping at intervals to throw stones into the water...
I was oblivious to the waters I had shook until we got to Lanle's place and Oma, one of the girls that went with us started giving Leks attitude...instead of minding my business, like I promised I would do this year. I foolishly opened my mouth to talk. And that was when I realized that the attitude was actually meant for me and Leks was just a side vex. The moment I got it, I walked away...I can't have someone dissing me like that.

I later found out... Apparently, before I got to the dam, she had been Leks interest. And she did not know it was temporary until I arrived and his interest shifted. So she was pissed that he led her on or that I came...I honestly don't know which.

Im glad you are enjoying yourself again

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Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Cybertext(m): 3:59pm On Apr 12, 2018
Gh0st corper....
Happy p0p....

so will that be the end of your very lovely story??

I was tempted to come to Langtang to see your petit body... but I got hooked @pankshin.

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Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by flaa: 10:52pm On Apr 18, 2018
gh0sts:
The night before I left for camp was one hell of crazies...I couldn't sleep. I kept turning and tossing. I get like that before every long journey. Then the anxiety started. Every possible fearful thing I've ever read came to my mind... accidents, robbery, kidnap, bombing, etc. I had to play every single slow song from my playlist, just to help me sleep...from Bruno Mars to Sam Smith. For where? I had to start counting down from 100, made up stories about camp in my head. I finally drifted...I didn't know when, because Pops was knocking on my door. Checked my phone, it was 3 in the morning...I jumped up and went to open the door. Pops just looked at me and shook his head. His inside thought; you can't do anything on your own in this life.
I boiled water and did a last minute parking. By 5, I was on my way to the bus park, together with Pops, Nana and the driver Pops hired. Nana hugged me one last time, while Pops shouted that she left me alone. Pops can mask emotions for Africa. I sat down on a plastic chair and waited patiently for others to come. Gradually more people came, I knew one of them from a group I had joined. Then another, her dad introduced himself to me and asked us to introduce each other. Finally we were all seated in the bus and ready to move. Together we were six corp members in the bus. Five girls and a boy. The boy was going to Yobe though. By noon, I was almost dying in that bus. I've never been that bored or tired. The farthest I've gone by bus is Enugu and I can't really remember how the journey went. So by the time I got to Enugu, I was tired, famished, confused and almost fainting...I wore a long gown and the bus was tight as a virgin, so you know how I felt. Just so you know, my parents won't let me wear trousers...for the big girl that I am. I couldn't even buy food because I hated eating in a bus, including snacks. By the time we got to Benue, I was frantic. if I don't come out of this bus soon, I'll loose my mind and end in the nearest mental institution. At Otukpo, we stopped for the first time. I rushed out of the bus, not to do anything but to feel the earth under my feet again. Otukpo reminded me about my primary five reader...

When it was time to continue, I started crying in my head. Why is this country so big? I should have prayed for Enugu o, at least I would have already been in camp resting. Even Ondo would have been a better choice. I thought since we were already in Otukpo, then Nasarrawa was not far...I was kidding myself. From Otukpo to Markudi is up to an hour, that's within one state o. Then, by the time we got to Nasarrawa, the driver assured us that jos was close. I think his definition of close is different. Because, from around 4.30 to 7 we were still in Nasarrawa. How can these states be so big? By the time we got to the outskirt of Jos it was dark.

We got out at one round about that sounds Arabic( something like marabal jamal). We left to dude going to Yobe. All five of us got a taxi from there to Mangu, where the camp is located. They told us, it wasn't far at all. Another story...I swear these peoples definition of not far is different from our own. Then path to Mangu is very lonely and dark. I prayed in my mind o. I didn't want my journey to start and end same day. The driver was driving so slow...we were confused at a point and started suspecting the driver. By 9 pm we got to the orientation camp. it was the only time we saw light on the road. I felt so relived ehn.
Coming in at night was cool, we didn't have to carry our luggage on our heads like I read...after that long journey, I would have just died complete. The soldiers were kind, and didn't even search our boxes well. We went in, did the first stage of our registration before going to get our beg space. All five of us; G,J,S,Juls and me. We looked for the space together and that was the beginning of our friendship.
Please where in ph did u board a bus to plateau?
Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Emmerich09(m): 6:15pm On Apr 19, 2018
Wow
Wow
Wow
I must admit that I was actually glued to this thread, it reminded me of my days in delta. Nice one lady ghost.

I finished serving in December and I also created a thread which has over 66,000 views so guys check it out.

https://www.nairaland.com/3644529/all-one-experience-nysc-orientation

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Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Nobody: 6:21pm On Apr 19, 2018
Emmerich09:
Wow
Wow
Wow
I must admit that I was actually glued to this thread, it reminded me of my days in delta. Nice one lady ghost.

I finished serving in December and I also created a thread which has over 66,000 views so guys check it out.

https://www.nairaland.com/3644529/all-one-experience-nysc-orientation
you meaan ur romance with omotola? I read it,you tried,bad pikin

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Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Emmerich09(m): 6:41pm On Apr 19, 2018
Lilisticlili:
you meaan ur romance with omotola? I read it,you tried,bad pikin
Hahahahaha nice one dear...
Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Eberechi24(f): 9:47pm On Apr 21, 2018
[quote author=Emmerich09 post=66855461]Wow
Wow
Wow
I must admit that I was actually glued to this thread, it reminded me of my days in delta. Nice one lady ghost.

I finished serving in December and I also created a thread which has over 66,000 views so guys check it out.

https://www.nairaland.com/3644529/all-one-experience-nysc-orientation[/quote

you haven't show us her (your gal)pix ooo

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Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Emmerich09(m): 11:27pm On Apr 21, 2018
[quote author=Eberechi24 post=66914748][/quote] hey eberechi wats up, yeah about that I took a break from the thread because of work but am fully back now... I just posted more episodes go enjoy.... Pics will come up soon...

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Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by hotplate(m): 7:41pm On Apr 25, 2018
Emmerich09:
hey eberechi wats up, yeah about that I took a break from the thread because of work but am fully back now... I just posted more episodes go enjoy.... Pics will come up soon...
so you're done with service? and you're now working that's great I hope you and Lara are still together o because me must find my Lara for camp o #TeamStream2

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Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Emmerich09(m): 8:03pm On Apr 25, 2018
hotplate:

so you're done with service? and you're now working that's great I hope you and Lara are still together o because me must find my Lara for camp o #TeamStream2
yeah am done with service, and thanks bro... I hop you find her bro, just stay focused...
Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Jennito(f): 7:22pm On May 07, 2018
Gh0sts nice story you've got here.. We still anticipate though.. finish what you started now..

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Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by tunjilomo(m): 10:26am On May 17, 2018
Ghost well done.

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Re: Diary Of An Anonymous Corper by Missmossy(f): 12:05pm On May 17, 2018
Teaser4:
nice write up. . I'm currently serving in lafia, Nasarawa as well, I wish I can write something like this, I can't cos I'm so lazy.... nysc is really fun.... passing out by April...



What's your name?

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