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Wives Are Getting Smart This Days.. by honourable356(m): 3:33pm On Dec 06, 2017
As narrated by a friend....


My wife took my phone and deleted Amina's number and saved her own number as Amina.

You see, someone had tipped my wife off about my side chick, Amina. I then got an SMS from Amina asking for N5000 airtime. I rushed to the MTN Shop, bought the airtime, and sent it to her. She did not acknowledge receipt of the airtime.

When I was relaxing at home after work, I kept wondering if Amina had received the airtime. I sent her an SMS to find out if she had received the airtime. Her response was, "Call me now".

I tactically got out of the house to make the call. You can imagine my horror when my wife answered! Hello....

I'm still standing outside our house...

Can someone help me with a solution please? I'm catching cold outside and am very sleepy.

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Re: Wives Are Getting Smart This Days.. by Nobody: 3:34pm On Dec 06, 2017
Oh my God, hehehe.. You don enter am. grin
Re: Wives Are Getting Smart This Days.. by Mologi(m): 3:36pm On Dec 06, 2017
One chance!!!
Re: Wives Are Getting Smart This Days.. by Nobody: 3:37pm On Dec 06, 2017
no sleep 4 house ooo if u no want make she slice ur neck wen u dey sleep grin

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Re: Wives Are Getting Smart This Days.. by Homeboiy: 3:41pm On Dec 06, 2017
Delete the number on ur phone
Re: Wives Are Getting Smart This Days.. by Nobody: 3:42pm On Dec 06, 2017
grin

I dunno if i gonna believe ur story but the only solution is that stay away from these devils AKA husband snatchers...coz once ur wife catch u, you will be in a deep shiit... cool

#REALTALK

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Re: Wives Are Getting Smart This Days.. by nawtibownie: 3:52pm On Dec 06, 2017
That's some deep sh*t... Just apologize, you won't hear the end of it tho.
Re: Wives Are Getting Smart This Days.. by duduade: 8:20am On Dec 18, 2017
honourable356:
As narrated by a friend....


My wife took my phone and deleted Amina's number and saved her own number as Amina.

You see, someone had tipped my wife off about my side chick, Amina. I then got an SMS from Amina asking for N5000 airtime. I rushed to the MTN Shop, bought the airtime, and sent it to her. She did not acknowledge receipt of the airtime.

When I was relaxing at home after work, I kept wondering if Amina had received the airtime. I sent her an SMS to find out if she had received the airtime. Her response was, "Call me now".

I tactically got out of the house to make the call. You can imagine my horror when my wife answered! Hello....

I'm still standing outside our house...

Can someone help me with a solution please? I'm catching cold outside and am very sleepy.



LMAO
Re: Wives Are Getting Smart This Days.. by NettyNelly(m): 8:51am On Dec 18, 2017
haha small matter, u shuld have pretended asap when u
found out, like u shuld have replied “pls make sure u use it to suscribe 20GB to my acct, there re mails i need to send” she will just stop stalking on u instantly.

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